Preston Thomas
@preston.camera
Husband, Dad.
Artist - Musician, Photographer.
Left-handed coffee snob. I curse a lot.
Film | Digital | Bourbon
"A beautiful print is a thing in itself, not just a halfway house on the way to the page.”
– Irving Penn
site: https://preston.camera
Artist - Musician, Photographer.
Left-handed coffee snob. I curse a lot.
Film | Digital | Bourbon
"A beautiful print is a thing in itself, not just a halfway house on the way to the page.”
– Irving Penn
site: https://preston.camera
Of the people who actually answer random phone calls or respond to email that would normally land in your spam folder...
Basically, senior citizens watching Fox, CBS and CNN.
Basically, senior citizens watching Fox, CBS and CNN.
January 17, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Of the people who actually answer random phone calls or respond to email that would normally land in your spam folder...
Basically, senior citizens watching Fox, CBS and CNN.
Basically, senior citizens watching Fox, CBS and CNN.
They will never be our equal when it comes to mediocrity... and this drives them insane.
Sucks to be Greenland.
Sucks to be Greenland.
January 15, 2026 at 4:45 PM
They will never be our equal when it comes to mediocrity... and this drives them insane.
Sucks to be Greenland.
Sucks to be Greenland.
Dear Joe Rogan and your Entire Demographic,
Stop saying "This isn't what I voted for..." because it's exactly what the fuck you voted for.
You just didn't think it would happen to you.
Stop saying "This isn't what I voted for..." because it's exactly what the fuck you voted for.
You just didn't think it would happen to you.
January 14, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Dear Joe Rogan and your Entire Demographic,
Stop saying "This isn't what I voted for..." because it's exactly what the fuck you voted for.
You just didn't think it would happen to you.
Stop saying "This isn't what I voted for..." because it's exactly what the fuck you voted for.
You just didn't think it would happen to you.
I need this.
It literally matches the "wtf is happening?" energy in my life right now.
It literally matches the "wtf is happening?" energy in my life right now.
January 14, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I need this.
It literally matches the "wtf is happening?" energy in my life right now.
It literally matches the "wtf is happening?" energy in my life right now.
No.
It's actually quite Humane.
It's actually quite Humane.
January 14, 2026 at 12:54 AM
No.
It's actually quite Humane.
It's actually quite Humane.
Inject this right into my veins.
January 13, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Inject this right into my veins.
I love this, but they cut it just as he was falling. How do we see the rest... does he have an "Only Fans Page?"
😅😂🤣
😅😂🤣
January 11, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I love this, but they cut it just as he was falling. How do we see the rest... does he have an "Only Fans Page?"
😅😂🤣
😅😂🤣
I've been watching / listening to Byrne's "American Utopia."
Quite loud.
Thankfully, I live in an old Chicago condo that was built in the 30s... before they knew how to make walls and floors cheaply.
Far less apologizing to the neighbors.
Quite loud.
Thankfully, I live in an old Chicago condo that was built in the 30s... before they knew how to make walls and floors cheaply.
Far less apologizing to the neighbors.
January 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I've been watching / listening to Byrne's "American Utopia."
Quite loud.
Thankfully, I live in an old Chicago condo that was built in the 30s... before they knew how to make walls and floors cheaply.
Far less apologizing to the neighbors.
Quite loud.
Thankfully, I live in an old Chicago condo that was built in the 30s... before they knew how to make walls and floors cheaply.
Far less apologizing to the neighbors.
One of my favorites.
To one day own a Rothko, and hang it opposite an Ellsworth Kelly, in my home... inspired by the Eames House in Pacific Palisades.
Sipping a Negroni while Cannonball Adderley & Nancy Wilson play in the background.
#Goals
To one day own a Rothko, and hang it opposite an Ellsworth Kelly, in my home... inspired by the Eames House in Pacific Palisades.
Sipping a Negroni while Cannonball Adderley & Nancy Wilson play in the background.
#Goals
January 11, 2026 at 7:06 PM
One of my favorites.
To one day own a Rothko, and hang it opposite an Ellsworth Kelly, in my home... inspired by the Eames House in Pacific Palisades.
Sipping a Negroni while Cannonball Adderley & Nancy Wilson play in the background.
#Goals
To one day own a Rothko, and hang it opposite an Ellsworth Kelly, in my home... inspired by the Eames House in Pacific Palisades.
Sipping a Negroni while Cannonball Adderley & Nancy Wilson play in the background.
#Goals
Curious,
Exactly how much of a Sociopath does one have to be to drop this rambling minutiae in the middle of the HELL this country is currently experiencing?
Exactly how much of a Sociopath does one have to be to drop this rambling minutiae in the middle of the HELL this country is currently experiencing?
January 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Curious,
Exactly how much of a Sociopath does one have to be to drop this rambling minutiae in the middle of the HELL this country is currently experiencing?
Exactly how much of a Sociopath does one have to be to drop this rambling minutiae in the middle of the HELL this country is currently experiencing?
Then,
That filthy rat piece of inbred shit called her a "fucking bitch" at the end.
The entire administration...
candidates for the death penalty.
That filthy rat piece of inbred shit called her a "fucking bitch" at the end.
The entire administration...
candidates for the death penalty.
January 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Then,
That filthy rat piece of inbred shit called her a "fucking bitch" at the end.
The entire administration...
candidates for the death penalty.
That filthy rat piece of inbred shit called her a "fucking bitch" at the end.
The entire administration...
candidates for the death penalty.
Any reporter who believes that saying "fuck.." is an issue, should be escorted from the room, and made to sit at the children's table while drinking from a sippy-cup for the rest of their life.
January 9, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Any reporter who believes that saying "fuck.." is an issue, should be escorted from the room, and made to sit at the children's table while drinking from a sippy-cup for the rest of their life.
Wut the Actual PHUCK, Guardian?
Do your homework and read the room. Kelsey Grammer openly supports Trump - a Murdering 34-Count Felon and Adjudicated Rapist Pedophile.
And you literally have this son of a bitch as the face of your article.
How lazy and tone-deaf can you be?
Do your homework and read the room. Kelsey Grammer openly supports Trump - a Murdering 34-Count Felon and Adjudicated Rapist Pedophile.
And you literally have this son of a bitch as the face of your article.
How lazy and tone-deaf can you be?
January 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Wut the Actual PHUCK, Guardian?
Do your homework and read the room. Kelsey Grammer openly supports Trump - a Murdering 34-Count Felon and Adjudicated Rapist Pedophile.
And you literally have this son of a bitch as the face of your article.
How lazy and tone-deaf can you be?
Do your homework and read the room. Kelsey Grammer openly supports Trump - a Murdering 34-Count Felon and Adjudicated Rapist Pedophile.
And you literally have this son of a bitch as the face of your article.
How lazy and tone-deaf can you be?