Premium Steve
@premiumsteve.bsky.social
Just a guy raising some pets. Former professor of American history who loves to talk politics and Magic the Gathering. He/him.
Wild seeing this play out irl
November 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Wild seeing this play out irl
Here’s some park footage of my boys and a friend
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Here’s some park footage of my boys and a friend
HELPER from Venture Brothers had the right idea
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 AM
HELPER from Venture Brothers had the right idea
Early Black Friday sale pickup to round out my 4K collection #hitchcock
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Early Black Friday sale pickup to round out my 4K collection #hitchcock
Apparently the American flag at the White House has fallen down, which is not at all something that would be considered ominous
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Apparently the American flag at the White House has fallen down, which is not at all something that would be considered ominous
Yep it’s going around
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Yep it’s going around
He’s officially the most important person in Starfleet history per lower decks
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
He’s officially the most important person in Starfleet history per lower decks
Soos wondering why he’s more tired than usual
November 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Soos wondering why he’s more tired than usual
The modern version of this would have a Cybertruck driver in the bottom right
October 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The modern version of this would have a Cybertruck driver in the bottom right
That’s a good boy so I’ll add a pic of mine
October 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
That’s a good boy so I’ll add a pic of mine
Scary beasts at play
October 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Scary beasts at play
Stay away from your toaster lovers
October 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Stay away from your toaster lovers
They restore his sexual powers
September 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
They restore his sexual powers
Dog park update: not enough squirrels to chase today
September 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Dog park update: not enough squirrels to chase today
Yeah let’s see what it would look like if Jabba were on CrossFit, the expanded universe always said these guys made it big as gangsters because they were scary to fight
September 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Yeah let’s see what it would look like if Jabba were on CrossFit, the expanded universe always said these guys made it big as gangsters because they were scary to fight
“Whar breakfast”
September 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“Whar breakfast”
Too hot out but at the park anyways Soos and Dipper demand their trips
September 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Too hot out but at the park anyways Soos and Dipper demand their trips
I got some fresh park footage
September 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I got some fresh park footage
When you figured out why the PS5 kept crashing and the cat is judging you
September 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
When you figured out why the PS5 kept crashing and the cat is judging you
Seen this somewhere before
September 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Seen this somewhere before
Look at these two plotting
September 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Look at these two plotting
A real ketchup/catsup decision I faced this summer and then just decided life was too short not to go with both products
September 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
A real ketchup/catsup decision I faced this summer and then just decided life was too short not to go with both products