PreHistX
@prehistx.bsky.social
The sawfish monster
My girlfriend is a kraken
I like Godzilla, paleontology, and sea life
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I’m also an avid supporter of the rights of women, minorities, and LGBTQ+❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
he/him
NSFW/fetish accounts that don’t label will be blocked.
My girlfriend is a kraken
I like Godzilla, paleontology, and sea life
22
I’m also an avid supporter of the rights of women, minorities, and LGBTQ+❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
he/him
NSFW/fetish accounts that don’t label will be blocked.
TF2 Mercs in GMod videos when they are shot with a watermelon gun that turns them into black and magenta checkerboard textures because you forgot to install CS:S:
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
TF2 Mercs in GMod videos when they are shot with a watermelon gun that turns them into black and magenta checkerboard textures because you forgot to install CS:S:
Me in 2040 coming to my son/daughter’s school for open house wondering when it all sped by:
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Me in 2040 coming to my son/daughter’s school for open house wondering when it all sped by:
Be sure to beard responsibly, gentlemen.
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Be sure to beard responsibly, gentlemen.
Giant cosmic horror stingray, any suggestions on what else I could do with it?
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Giant cosmic horror stingray, any suggestions on what else I could do with it?
Oh naw where tf sipebong eyelash and nos?????
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Oh naw where tf sipebong eyelash and nos?????
Not only did CT FUCKING FINALLY brought in the Triceratops, but according to the subtitles…
They…. speak.
They…. speak.
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Not only did CT FUCKING FINALLY brought in the Triceratops, but according to the subtitles…
They…. speak.
They…. speak.
Teto must be looking at this, considering one of Miku’s best friends is a certain radioactive reptile.
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Teto must be looking at this, considering one of Miku’s best friends is a certain radioactive reptile.
Remember this big guy? I’m finally redrawing him, this is the husband of Lixer, and the king of his clan, Feirge the Fearsome. Though his gargantuan 15 foot stature may be intimidating to many, he’s secretly a big softie, just…. don’t touch his axe.. or his wife..
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Remember this big guy? I’m finally redrawing him, this is the husband of Lixer, and the king of his clan, Feirge the Fearsome. Though his gargantuan 15 foot stature may be intimidating to many, he’s secretly a big softie, just…. don’t touch his axe.. or his wife..
If they decide not to do Gaw, my second pick is the Meat-Eater, sure it may be basic, but come on, this thing is iconic, Whenever people think King Kong, they think of him busting open the jaws of a vicious tyrannosaur plus, the thought of fighting kaiju as a giant retro style T. rex is really funny
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
If they decide not to do Gaw, my second pick is the Meat-Eater, sure it may be basic, but come on, this thing is iconic, Whenever people think King Kong, they think of him busting open the jaws of a vicious tyrannosaur plus, the thought of fighting kaiju as a giant retro style T. rex is really funny
My first pick is Gaw, since she’s probably the easiest Kong villain to get into GB, Preferably I’d like to see them use the one headed version, because the two headed version is kinda weird, queen of an entire species of giant raptors known as deathrunners, and a formidable opponent to Kong’s kin.
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
My first pick is Gaw, since she’s probably the easiest Kong villain to get into GB, Preferably I’d like to see them use the one headed version, because the two headed version is kinda weird, queen of an entire species of giant raptors known as deathrunners, and a formidable opponent to Kong’s kin.
Nahhhh THIS is the best Godzilla
November 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Nahhhh THIS is the best Godzilla
I think I made this guy angry over KPDH🤭
October 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I think I made this guy angry over KPDH🤭
OH GENE YOU NASTY WASTY BOY!
October 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
OH GENE YOU NASTY WASTY BOY!
Tbh, I’d rather have Gaw from the Dark Horse Kong Universe be the second titan, alongside a Kong design inspired by said book, besides, Gaw deserves better recognition than that horrible Kong game that released a while back, plus she’s a character PR doesn’t need to go through licensing hell for.
October 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Tbh, I’d rather have Gaw from the Dark Horse Kong Universe be the second titan, alongside a Kong design inspired by said book, besides, Gaw deserves better recognition than that horrible Kong game that released a while back, plus she’s a character PR doesn’t need to go through licensing hell for.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have our final answer…
Who tf am I kidding? This is gonna become the next Goku vs Superman.
SPOILERS
Who tf am I kidding? This is gonna become the next Goku vs Superman.
SPOILERS
October 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, we have our final answer…
Who tf am I kidding? This is gonna become the next Goku vs Superman.
SPOILERS
Who tf am I kidding? This is gonna become the next Goku vs Superman.
SPOILERS
Guys, I just realized, we have 5 days until the legendary rematch between the Jade Giant and the Monster King.
October 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Guys, I just realized, we have 5 days until the legendary rematch between the Jade Giant and the Monster King.
Y’all freaking out over Pomni, Ragatha, and Kinger’s swimsuits, but, someone check up on bro, he looks out of it.
October 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Y’all freaking out over Pomni, Ragatha, and Kinger’s swimsuits, but, someone check up on bro, he looks out of it.
Fictional species concept:
Name: Gigantopristis altaoceanum
Length: 40 meters
Weight: 35,000 kg
Range: Global Oceans
Name: Gigantopristis altaoceanum
Length: 40 meters
Weight: 35,000 kg
Range: Global Oceans
September 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Fictional species concept:
Name: Gigantopristis altaoceanum
Length: 40 meters
Weight: 35,000 kg
Range: Global Oceans
Name: Gigantopristis altaoceanum
Length: 40 meters
Weight: 35,000 kg
Range: Global Oceans
“All the animals in Jurassic Park are female.
“Life found a way.”
“Life found a way.”
September 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
“All the animals in Jurassic Park are female.
“Life found a way.”
“Life found a way.”