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EC
@prairiecrab.bsky.social
Midwest resident. East coast transplant. Raised conservative, but not without sense. Trying hard not to be a misanthrope.

Background in memory of Chloe - the bestest friend and goodest girl anyone could ask for.

Dec 1, 2006 - May 5, 2025

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Even better, he followed it up with a post about how leftists are phony with no compassion for mocking him over the community note. In the meantime…
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
December 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Lindsey Halligan right now, trying to figure out how to get the judge’s signature style down.
December 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The stories are so fake, yesterday I made sure to post about an admiral who is solely responsible.
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I’d like it more if everyone around KC wasn’t in full panic mode for the first snowfall of the 2025-26 winter. 🙄
December 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Seems like December is a bad month for here. Almost one year ago, her political consultant gave her the boot.
December 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
In the meantime on Xitter…..
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Mena plotting her ornament attack strategy.
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It’s been such a bad week, he’s now descending further into cognitive oblivion by posting nonsensical screeds with no official weight or legitimacy.
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
He’s usually unhinged, but he hasn’t been this petty and small looking since his post 2020 defeat tiny desk conference.
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This is how you know they REALLY screwed up with the vetting, asylum, and follow up with this guy…..
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
You’ve just died.

The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

So – I suppose the question is, was it the Spanish sword or the cactus?

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November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Then backtracked. This is probably something he should have been sure about before making the announcement.
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Not when I still have a bottle of chartreuse and this cocktail is really good. 🍸
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
A spicy tortie feels at home in the kitchen. Mine loves the appliances that have water connections for some reason.
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
So, obviously her dish tied for 5th and a trans chef won the mashed potato contest.
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Keep an eye on this stock…..
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
What’s next and how could it possibly get worse….?

Oh…..
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Filmed in Perry Point, but I grew up in HdeG across the river.
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I would wager this ‘agreement’ would include a side deal between Russia and the US - maintain the respective spheres of influence. Russia would be happy to abandon any interests in Venezuela if they controlled Ukraine in return.

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November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
She’s the modern day Axis Sally
November 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Between the bust of Ronaldo and the portrait of Donaldo, they could start their own hilarious art gallery.
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
* Why is the ink color different be/the 2 indictments?

I’m going to say it’s because the GJ foreperson said, “I don’t have a pen” and Halligan said, “Here - use mine.”
November 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Maybe he’s waiting for the Thanksgiving adjournment….?
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM