maXiu | the sad and exhausted era
@pracownik427.bsky.social
He/they/it. Lover of queer popculture, hater of people as a concept. Proshipper.
Izzy Hands, the Devil's Minion, monsterfucking, audio drama, Baldur's Gate 3.
Minors DNI.
Izzy Hands, the Devil's Minion, monsterfucking, audio drama, Baldur's Gate 3.
Minors DNI.
I may need to write a new fic just to have Izzy try to treat his melancholy by rubbing his body *all over* with nettles 😈
Questionable 1700s treatment for melancholy... rubbing yourself all over with nettles
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I may need to write a new fic just to have Izzy try to treat his melancholy by rubbing his body *all over* with nettles 😈
Hey guys (gn), does anyone know what sort of animal is this? She was advertised as a dog, but we are pretty sure she is at least part cat? Or maybe she is some sort of a snake?
January 28, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Hey guys (gn), does anyone know what sort of animal is this? She was advertised as a dog, but we are pretty sure she is at least part cat? Or maybe she is some sort of a snake?
Say what you want, I personally find this way way WAY more erotic than anything between Ed and Stede 🤷♂️
January 24, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Say what you want, I personally find this way way WAY more erotic than anything between Ed and Stede 🤷♂️
I mean, same, Harry Melling. 100% same.
(What a movie Pillion is. We really needed it and I am not okay after watching it.)
(What a movie Pillion is. We really needed it and I am not okay after watching it.)
January 23, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I mean, same, Harry Melling. 100% same.
(What a movie Pillion is. We really needed it and I am not okay after watching it.)
(What a movie Pillion is. We really needed it and I am not okay after watching it.)
First jigsaw of 2026 completed!
(1,000 elements)
(1,000 elements)
January 17, 2026 at 2:41 PM
First jigsaw of 2026 completed!
(1,000 elements)
(1,000 elements)
Artistic recreation of the conversation I imagine will follow:
January 12, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Artistic recreation of the conversation I imagine will follow:
There were assorted Squishmallows at the market, so I decided to treat myself with one. I went with a Highland Cow, because I find them aesthetically pleasing. And yes, he is really pretty, but then I read his bio and his main characteristic is that he is lonely??? And now I'm SAD over a plushie???
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 AM
There were assorted Squishmallows at the market, so I decided to treat myself with one. I went with a Highland Cow, because I find them aesthetically pleasing. And yes, he is really pretty, but then I read his bio and his main characteristic is that he is lonely??? And now I'm SAD over a plushie???
Finally cought up with @scparchives.com so the nav box on the LGBTQIA+ Characters Wiki is up, but I'm 95% sure I missed someone, so any help would be appreciated 😊
November 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Finally cought up with @scparchives.com so the nav box on the LGBTQIA+ Characters Wiki is up, but I'm 95% sure I missed someone, so any help would be appreciated 😊
Guys, I need an honest opinion. Is #Talamasca bland and uninteresting or am I too tired and/or bitter to enjoy anything anymore?
October 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Guys, I need an honest opinion. Is #Talamasca bland and uninteresting or am I too tired and/or bitter to enjoy anything anymore?
Max at his parents' place at 2am: Okay, time for bed, nice of them to have made the guest bed for me so I don’t have to search for a blanket in the middle of the night.
The guest bed at Max' parents' house at 2am:
The guest bed at Max' parents' house at 2am:
October 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Max at his parents' place at 2am: Okay, time for bed, nice of them to have made the guest bed for me so I don’t have to search for a blanket in the middle of the night.
The guest bed at Max' parents' house at 2am:
The guest bed at Max' parents' house at 2am:
If not made to be adored, then why so pretty?
@kittymewes.bsky.social Thank you, I love him so much 😭
@kittymewes.bsky.social Thank you, I love him so much 😭
October 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
If not made to be adored, then why so pretty?
@kittymewes.bsky.social Thank you, I love him so much 😭
@kittymewes.bsky.social Thank you, I love him so much 😭
Hey, @theameliaproject.bsky.social, just so you know, I am debating myself on whether I should bill you for therapy or just sue you for emotional damage. Because ending an episode like that can’t POSSIBLY be legal 😡
September 26, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Hey, @theameliaproject.bsky.social, just so you know, I am debating myself on whether I should bill you for therapy or just sue you for emotional damage. Because ending an episode like that can’t POSSIBLY be legal 😡
Having me choose between Humiliation Kink and Self-Sabotage is just mean 😡
tag yourself game with ao3’s new canonical tags!!!! i am abandonment issues
September 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Having me choose between Humiliation Kink and Self-Sabotage is just mean 😡
Benjamin Partridge: Non-British people don’t know who Alan Shearer is. Or people younger than 40.
Me, a 35yo Polish guy who learned who Shearer is from Sherlock & Co.: You are underestimating the power of audio drama, Sir.
@beefanddairy.bsky.social @docjwatsonmd.bsky.social
Me, a 35yo Polish guy who learned who Shearer is from Sherlock & Co.: You are underestimating the power of audio drama, Sir.
@beefanddairy.bsky.social @docjwatsonmd.bsky.social
September 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Benjamin Partridge: Non-British people don’t know who Alan Shearer is. Or people younger than 40.
Me, a 35yo Polish guy who learned who Shearer is from Sherlock & Co.: You are underestimating the power of audio drama, Sir.
@beefanddairy.bsky.social @docjwatsonmd.bsky.social
Me, a 35yo Polish guy who learned who Shearer is from Sherlock & Co.: You are underestimating the power of audio drama, Sir.
@beefanddairy.bsky.social @docjwatsonmd.bsky.social
Because sometimes you just have This Kind of Day, so you treat yourself by drinking three Red Bulls and listening to @scparchives.com for 13 hours straight while doing a jigsaw puzzle of an icoinc American Realism painting. 10/10, will do it again for sure.
September 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Because sometimes you just have This Kind of Day, so you treat yourself by drinking three Red Bulls and listening to @scparchives.com for 13 hours straight while doing a jigsaw puzzle of an icoinc American Realism painting. 10/10, will do it again for sure.
September 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Yeah, so... I ended up not writing anything this year. And I kept wondering why throughout, cause it wasn’t like I lacked time or energy. I spent three months ACTIVELY not writing anything for this event. And then I realized that I simply don’t want to have anything to do with this show anymore.
Y'all, I'm doing this to myself and to you all yet again 😱
September 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Yeah, so... I ended up not writing anything this year. And I kept wondering why throughout, cause it wasn’t like I lacked time or energy. I spent three months ACTIVELY not writing anything for this event. And then I realized that I simply don’t want to have anything to do with this show anymore.
Me: *loves this show*
Me: *donates quite a lot of money to the crowdfunding campaign for S3*
Me: *misses the release by three whole days*
My brain may be actively conspiring against me.
Anyway, what a great episode, so happy to see my fav messy queers back ❤️
Me: *donates quite a lot of money to the crowdfunding campaign for S3*
Me: *misses the release by three whole days*
My brain may be actively conspiring against me.
Anyway, what a great episode, so happy to see my fav messy queers back ❤️
We're back!! #TheAtticMonologues Episode 41 - Fear of Falling is out now!
Listen on Spotify: creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...
Find us on your #podcatcher of choice: tr.ee/dJjpUT1fA7Tr...
Transcript and more available on planarprod.com
#AudioDrama #HorrorPodcast
Listen on Spotify: creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...
Find us on your #podcatcher of choice: tr.ee/dJjpUT1fA7Tr...
Transcript and more available on planarprod.com
#AudioDrama #HorrorPodcast
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August 31, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Me: *loves this show*
Me: *donates quite a lot of money to the crowdfunding campaign for S3*
Me: *misses the release by three whole days*
My brain may be actively conspiring against me.
Anyway, what a great episode, so happy to see my fav messy queers back ❤️
Me: *donates quite a lot of money to the crowdfunding campaign for S3*
Me: *misses the release by three whole days*
My brain may be actively conspiring against me.
Anyway, what a great episode, so happy to see my fav messy queers back ❤️
Guuuuuuuyssssssss (gn). Kill me, please. I signed up for Izzy Bingo and then proceeded not to write a single fucking word. It’s been two months and I haven’t written anything. Does anyone know any good rituals to appease Apollo or any other art deity?
July 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Guuuuuuuyssssssss (gn). Kill me, please. I signed up for Izzy Bingo and then proceeded not to write a single fucking word. It’s been two months and I haven’t written anything. Does anyone know any good rituals to appease Apollo or any other art deity?
He likes to sleep butt naked, even when visiting family 🤷♂️
#dollposting
#dollposting
July 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
He likes to sleep butt naked, even when visiting family 🤷♂️
#dollposting
#dollposting
Chilling in nature is good for Izzy 😊
#dollposting
#dollposting
July 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Chilling in nature is good for Izzy 😊
#dollposting
#dollposting
Hey Izzy Canyon, I'm gonna be doing @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social again, so I set up a writing account so that I don’t spam it in here too much. @milienthegremlin.bsky.social if you are interested 😊
June 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Hey Izzy Canyon, I'm gonna be doing @izzyhandsbingo.bsky.social again, so I set up a writing account so that I don’t spam it in here too much. @milienthegremlin.bsky.social if you are interested 😊
Sigh. I'm gonna want to fight Luke Arnold yet again, aren’t I? Or: Max gets angry at a noir story for doing noir things.
#FetchPhillips
#FetchPhillips
May 31, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Sigh. I'm gonna want to fight Luke Arnold yet again, aren’t I? Or: Max gets angry at a noir story for doing noir things.
#FetchPhillips
#FetchPhillips
Y'all, I'm doing this to myself and to you all yet again 😱
May 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Y'all, I'm doing this to myself and to you all yet again 😱