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Borderline-elder Millennial, here to convince you to adopt puppies and listen to the Broad Street Breakdown.

📍Massachusetts
Happy Birthday, Jordan!
October 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Likely story…
September 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I would say I need 100% supervision, but we’re splitting hairs here. Congrats on 3K 🫡
September 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I literally just bought one on impulse earlier today 🫡
September 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Michael Cole comes back and says, “It’s been an incredible match for the United States Championship”. Might’ve been better if I didn’t get inundated with commercials for Arby’s and Pizza Hut in the middle of it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
September 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Sounds like a trick question, if I’m being totally honest
July 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
You, prolly
a man is taking a bath in a bathtub filled with foam and bubbles .
ALT: a man is taking a bath in a bathtub filled with foam and bubbles .
media.tenor.com
July 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Mood
a man wearing a hat that says mtv is sitting in a car
ALT: a man wearing a hat that says mtv is sitting in a car
media.tenor.com
July 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I have to disagree, because sex is like pizza: even when it’s bad, it’s still kinda good. Dead AirPods (or headphones of any kind) are an instant shitshow, especially if you’re traveling.
July 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Got it, thank you 🫡
April 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Thanks, you as well, but I’m curious… exactly where am I supposed to summon the demons?
April 21, 2025 at 12:03 PM