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I need to invent one of these that can fit two fortys
August 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I need to invent one of these that can fit two fortys
Bow down and kiss my pinky ring.
August 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Bow down and kiss my pinky ring.
Even the name is fun to say lol
August 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Even the name is fun to say lol
A quick Google search tell me you can get them everywhere.
August 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
A quick Google search tell me you can get them everywhere.
On the topic of mermaids *presents Exhibit A*
August 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
On the topic of mermaids *presents Exhibit A*
Follow me for more meal ideas
July 31, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Follow me for more meal ideas
My musical taste is a tad eclectic; it's all over the place. Please see Exhibit A, the Top 9 songs of the On Repeat playlist Spotify makes for you. That being said, the sex playlist would most likely be a lot of 80s synth. I say 'most likely be' because it's been a dog's age since I've had sex.
July 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
My musical taste is a tad eclectic; it's all over the place. Please see Exhibit A, the Top 9 songs of the On Repeat playlist Spotify makes for you. That being said, the sex playlist would most likely be a lot of 80s synth. I say 'most likely be' because it's been a dog's age since I've had sex.
Some of my farts sound like Chewbacca.
July 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Some of my farts sound like Chewbacca.
Ok.
- Fuck Knight Rider because I know KITT likes to watch.
- Marry Batman because I’d know he’s Bruce Wayne and something something Batpole
- Kill Churchill because I ain’t gonna marry or fuck him, sorry Winston.
- Fuck Knight Rider because I know KITT likes to watch.
- Marry Batman because I’d know he’s Bruce Wayne and something something Batpole
- Kill Churchill because I ain’t gonna marry or fuck him, sorry Winston.
July 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Ok.
- Fuck Knight Rider because I know KITT likes to watch.
- Marry Batman because I’d know he’s Bruce Wayne and something something Batpole
- Kill Churchill because I ain’t gonna marry or fuck him, sorry Winston.
- Fuck Knight Rider because I know KITT likes to watch.
- Marry Batman because I’d know he’s Bruce Wayne and something something Batpole
- Kill Churchill because I ain’t gonna marry or fuck him, sorry Winston.
Thank you. I like to think I’m funny. It’s nice to hear other people think I’m funny. This is more sappy than funny and I’m sorry. And I mean that sorry, not just saying it because I’m Canada.
July 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Thank you. I like to think I’m funny. It’s nice to hear other people think I’m funny. This is more sappy than funny and I’m sorry. And I mean that sorry, not just saying it because I’m Canada.
Yes. As a kid, all my friends wanted to be Knight Rider or Bo and Luke Duke, but not me; I wanted to be Isaac the Bartender from Love Boat.
July 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Yes. As a kid, all my friends wanted to be Knight Rider or Bo and Luke Duke, but not me; I wanted to be Isaac the Bartender from Love Boat.
Ever open the fridge and forget what you are looking for?
July 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Ever open the fridge and forget what you are looking for?
Was all out of Miracle Whip.
July 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Was all out of Miracle Whip.
I have no clever retort for that, so here is a picture of a limited edition Korn Toblerone.
July 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I have no clever retort for that, so here is a picture of a limited edition Korn Toblerone.