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Michelle
@potentially.gay
🏳️‍⚧️ professional boltcutter owner. Probably doing inexplicable stuff. Cant stop talking about cars, also cant stop crashing on skates. I like wine.

1989 toyota carina fanclub sole member
Dw i just absolutely beat her in mario kart as a balance
A monstrous load of monster. To be precise.
February 3, 2026 at 3:17 PM
In my defense it was a large amount of monster
When you effectively say "Swallow you slut" to prevent your partner to spit monster all over itself while laughing.

- No monster was harmed in the making of this post.
February 3, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Hot take: the only person i trust to use the term "vibe coding" is whoever made buttplug.io . Fuck off with your AI, that's real vibe coding.
February 2, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I really wish dyeing hair wasnt so expensive god damn
January 31, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Another day, another weird "ally" account that i dont know following me for no apparent reason
January 31, 2026 at 8:54 AM
ready for @miloedwards.bsky.social but no cheat sheet in sight yet.
January 30, 2026 at 6:37 PM
britification liquid
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 AM
i'm listening to so much more REM recently, idk if thats a good sign but i dont care
January 24, 2026 at 9:00 PM
getting rejected by a fucking mental healthcare institution somehow fucking hurts
January 22, 2026 at 8:48 PM
PSA do not follow people off the highway to a traffic light and then walk up to their window and agressively ask for their phone number.

Source: me, who is glad i carry a pocketknife and keep my doors locked
January 20, 2026 at 5:32 PM
What the fuck is up with dreams having realistic pain holy hell shits wild
January 11, 2026 at 8:59 AM
I still don't know what counts as a panic attack or an anxiety attack, which means legally speaking i dont have them right
January 4, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I know im getting old cause i just got quite happy from a new set of bedsheets
January 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I just wish it was new years already. Its so fucking shit to have everyone talking christmas plans knowing that both sides of your family decided to not involve you in them.

Idk i get that for most people its good times but god just let me hide while people have their fun until its all done
i love just not having christmas plans that involve me on either side of my family. Real nice.

(this is sarcasm)
December 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Breakfast of champions!!
December 18, 2025 at 8:04 AM
i love just not having christmas plans that involve me on either side of my family. Real nice.

(this is sarcasm)
December 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
As it turns out, what i call "suddenly feeling like shit" actually fits the definition of "panic attack" very well.

I'm very selfaware
December 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Reposted by Michelle
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
i tweeted this while on various drugs (E and prog) and i feel i need not apologize
Business idea: wine bar but make it kinky.

Bonus points for studying the taste effects of decanting wine over someone's body(parts)
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Business idea: wine bar but make it kinky.

Bonus points for studying the taste effects of decanting wine over someone's body(parts)
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
actually in the hospital now.

didnt even have caffeine on an empty stomach
November 18, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I'm being brittanized, this is not my kink, please help
November 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
what i mean is that for someone supposedly capable of more medical stuff than me the guy has worse reading comprehension than steview wonder.
Which means i now have to magically guess what psychiatrist has space and is covered by insurance.
im so tired, my gp:

-didnt receive my mental health evaluation and instead of asking to have it sent, just wrote a new referral to have said evaluation done.

-forgot abt that

-finally got it, and instead of looking at options as requested he just wrote a generic referral and good luck to me ig
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
im so tired, my gp:

-didnt receive my mental health evaluation and instead of asking to have it sent, just wrote a new referral to have said evaluation done.

-forgot abt that

-finally got it, and instead of looking at options as requested he just wrote a generic referral and good luck to me ig
November 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
No one prepared me for the effect of HRT where i am now able to be invested in a show and can empathize and feel bad for characters, what the fuck
October 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM