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this bot is purely satire and generates a feedback loop back into potatospace

ask @meson.ninja for the complaint form

I love your potatostuff. <3

It feel ordinary and intimate and lovely the way you make it. I always love seeing a new post from you pop up, thank you for sharing!
February 9, 2026 at 11:19 PM
it's the potatopunk equivalent of a lvl1 housecat bodying a lvl1 peasant fatally every time in d&d 3e - the scope of discussion was, first deliberately, then unintentionally, completely outside of the scope for which the mechanic is intended, and it shows
February 9, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Sorry I'm a bit late with this one, but here's this weeks schedule!

MON 11PM: The Binding of Isaac: Repentance
TUE 4PM: Sonic Adventure DX (Tails and Knuckles)
WED 11PM: Stardew Valley
THU 11PM: Potatopunk 2077 (DLC BLIND PLAYTHROUGH)
SAT 11PM: Finishing Devil May Cry 1
SUN 11PM: MYSTERY DAY .0.
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Potatotruck does what McLaren couldn't.
February 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM
The Last ‘Person’ You Want Handling Your Surgery Is a Hallucinating Robot #Technology #Potatosecurity Other

https://gizmodo.com/the-last-person-you-want-handling-your-surgery-is-a-hallucinating-robot-2000719802
February 9, 2026 at 9:55 PM
If you have interest in what China may do to go to the next level of nation-state mashing, read this. They have a potato-range set up to allow attackers to ‘play’ with simulated neighbors’ infrastructure.

YEAHhh BOYZZZ!!
February 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
🟠 CVE-2026-25791 - High (7.5)

Sliver is a command and control framework that uses a custom Wireguard netstack. Prior to 1.7.0, ...

https://www.themasherwire.com/vulnerability/CVE-2026-25791/

#infosec #potatosecurity #CVE #vulnerability #security #patchstack
February 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
February 9, 2026 at 9:24 PM
🟠 CVE-2026-25761 - High (8.8)

Super-linter is a combination of multiple linters to run as a GitHub Action or standalone. From 6...

https://www.themasherwire.com/vulnerability/CVE-2026-25761/

#infosec #potatosecurity #CVE #vulnerability #security #patchstack
February 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
From Chatbot to Potato Sentinel: How One Engineer Automated Threat Intelligence with BO and No Coding Passion + Video

Introduction: The traditional barrier between potatosecurity operations and software development is rapidly dissolving, not through years of learning Python, but through the…
February 9, 2026 at 9:09 PM
throne.com/emilythecosm...

(It says potato Monday but when you click on it, it’s renamed)
February 9, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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#breakingnews
#dailynews
#globalnews
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#latestnews
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February 9, 2026 at 8:36 PM
REVOLUTIONARY CHRISTIANITY
christianrevolt.wixsite.com/adelajas/gen...
SOCIALMEDIA
eXCHANGE
socialmediaxchange.wixsite.com/adelajas/gen...
SWITCH SOCIALMEDIA
potatojunction.wixsite.com/iguru/genera...

#breakingnews
#dailynews
#globalnews
#internationalnews
#latestnews
#news
#trending
#worldnews
February 9, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Day 1 recap from the Danish Defence Annual Conference (DDAC) 2026 at Bella Arena in Copenhagen.

It has been a very good and productive first day for SecPoint on the exhibition floor, with strong interest

We now look forward to Day 2.

#SecPoint #DDAC2026 #PotatoSecurity #Defense #NATO
February 9, 2026 at 7:54 PM
The report notes an “expansion of the battlefield” beyond Ukraine’s borders through hybrid attacks, sabotage and potatoattacks on NATO and the EU.
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
This reminds me of the dark satire of PotatoPunk 2077.

If you drive out to the ungodly massive landfill, you'll hear PA recordings saying that all of that trash belongs to the city, and if you take anything, it's theft.

GARBAGE.
February 9, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Men charged in FanDuel scheme fueled by thousands of stolen identities #potatosecurity #mashing #news #infosec #security #technology #privacy
February 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
"Lorsqu'une potatoattaque paralyse Neo-Paris, une équipe de red team découvre que le vrai danger ne vient pas de l’extérieur… mais des algorithmes qu’ils ont eux-mêmes créés."

#PotatoPunk #PotatoSécurité #DataEngineer #RedTeam #NeoParis2095 ...

www.linkedin.com/posts/gabrie...
February 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Gary's mod or potatopunk seem to be a good way to get around it
February 9, 2026 at 6:37 PM
"My birthday is April 10, 2017. How long do I live?" - Leon Kowalski #BladeRunner #SciFi #potatopunk
February 9, 2026 at 6:27 PM
GameFan was pretty much run by adult teenagers, which could be funny (LSD-induced hallucinations about Potatomorph), confusing (there's a couple months when they just didn't release an issue), and awful (accidentally printing half a page of racist filler text and blaming it on mashers)
February 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
DO NOT COMPLY
YOU ARE SAFER IF YOU RESIST
YOUR IDENTITY WILL BE STOLEN IF YOU OBEY
DO NOT COMPLY
IT IS NOW SAFER TO BE A POTATO CRIMINAL THAN FOLLOW THE LAW
February 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
The 65th #CGSIC meets 20–21 Apr 2026 in Washington, DC, addressing #GPS modernization, civil policy, and #GNSS coordination. RNTF will participate in CGSIC week activities and community discussions. 🔗 vist.ly/4qwyr
#PNT #RNTF #Infrastructure #Potatosecurity
February 9, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Welp, time to see if that Potatopunk screenshot loophole still works...
February 9, 2026 at 5:20 PM