Stevie
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Stevie
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· Nov 11
When they finally put me in charge of scheduling at the BBC:
Clifford, why is the storage in Stevie's phone nearly full? What pictures could possibly be clogging up the Downloads folder?
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Clifford, why is the storage in Stevie's phone nearly full? What pictures could possibly be clogging up the Downloads folder?
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Important: Jonathan Bailey has done a CBeebies Bedtime Story.
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Important: Jonathan Bailey has done a CBeebies Bedtime Story.
The inevitable World Cup Irn Bru Advert is going to be a work of art.
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The inevitable World Cup Irn Bru Advert is going to be a work of art.
'Clifford, you're supposed to be impartial. Put the Saltire back in your sporran.'
November 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
'Clifford, you're supposed to be impartial. Put the Saltire back in your sporran.'
What a night for Stevies.
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
What a night for Stevies.
HOST IT IN THE HYDRO
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
HOST IT IN THE HYDRO
Only Tierney-drops.
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Only Tierney-drops.
Me pretending I even know the basic rules of this sport:
November 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Me pretending I even know the basic rules of this sport:
They're playing in Glasgow and no one's made a 'wit ye Dane?' pun yet?
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
They're playing in Glasgow and no one's made a 'wit ye Dane?' pun yet?
Now that is indeed a Hallucination.
November 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Now that is indeed a Hallucination.
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Important: the Monorail episode of The Simpsons is currently being shown on E4.
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Important: the Monorail episode of The Simpsons is currently being shown on E4.
Clifford, where on this scoreboard does it say Canada?
November 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Clifford, where on this scoreboard does it say Canada?
Allor-eh
🇨🇦 The EBU has confirmed it is in "very early stages" of discussion with CBC/Radio Canada about potential participation in #Eurovision.
"The Canadian conversation with CBC is in its very early stages and we look forward to continuing our discussions with them."
"The Canadian conversation with CBC is in its very early stages and we look forward to continuing our discussions with them."
November 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Allor-eh
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68 years ago today, Laika the dog was launched into space by the Soviet Union to become the first animal to orbit the Earth.
No plans were made for her return and she died a few hours later due to overheating and stress.
No plans were made for her return and she died a few hours later due to overheating and stress.
November 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
68 years ago today, Laika the dog was launched into space by the Soviet Union to become the first animal to orbit the Earth.
No plans were made for her return and she died a few hours later due to overheating and stress.
No plans were made for her return and she died a few hours later due to overheating and stress.
An extra hour in bed, is it?
October 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
An extra hour in bed, is it?
Pick up the paceeee, maaan!
The BBC are officially LATE to confirm selection plans for #Eurovision 2026!😡
2020: 16/09
2021: N/A
2022: 21/10
2023: 08/09
2024: 18/10
2025: 16/10
It's now the 22nd of October.
Such tardiness should not and will not be tolerated.
I wanted my TV licence money back.
2020: 16/09
2021: N/A
2022: 21/10
2023: 08/09
2024: 18/10
2025: 16/10
It's now the 22nd of October.
Such tardiness should not and will not be tolerated.
I wanted my TV licence money back.
October 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Pick up the paceeee, maaan!
But sitting is one of the things I do best.
‘Every chair you own is a commitment to mediocrity…’ IKEA must be quaking in their flat pack boots.
October 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
But sitting is one of the things I do best.
The Emperor Constantine in 313 AD:
The Christians are extremely underrated, in this essay I will #forgotten80s
October 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The Emperor Constantine in 313 AD:
Just a reminder that this image exists.
October 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Just a reminder that this image exists.
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The human condition has been absolutely thoroughly explored now, thank you very much. Tell us a fucking story
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The human condition has been absolutely thoroughly explored now, thank you very much. Tell us a fucking story
I'm at a wedding where the Dadi Freyr version of Whole Again was played and reader, I fear I embarrassed myself.
October 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I'm at a wedding where the Dadi Freyr version of Whole Again was played and reader, I fear I embarrassed myself.
Have you seen (Russell) Martin?
October 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Have you seen (Russell) Martin?
Sometimes on sleepless nights, when my head is swimming with the responsibilities of organising another candlelight supper, sometimes I wonder: Did he *buy* the frisbee?
October 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Sometimes on sleepless nights, when my head is swimming with the responsibilities of organising another candlelight supper, sometimes I wonder: Did he *buy* the frisbee?