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it should be ALL vegans doing that
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
perhaps a whaaaaambulance
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
even though he's a wealthy white guy
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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one thing i really resent is the way lizza, nuzzi and related parties have spent years acting like it’s their extreme reverence for american politics that allows them to slip inside the palace and tell their tales, regardless of party, when really they just wanted to be a part of the king’s court.
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
OMG, spelling "online" as "on-[dash]-line".

Also I forgot Mike Kelly was killed reporting on Iraq...

Oh, and as for Steve's novel? Yeah, it bombed. lol
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Man that closing scene in the classroom crossed with the staff meeting...
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Jeez the way they talk about Glass, how protective they are, "he's just a scared kid" - the guy was 24 and had bylines in multiple national magazines! White boys get to be kids well into their 30s.
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
He made a freakin' AOL Members website to try to fake everything!! And man, remember when faxing a document was faster than emailing it??
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Jeez I remember the name "Joe Hiert" for the agent, and I was like.. "Joe Hiert.. Yo' Hired.. this guy was just getting cocky"
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I remember those days! Google was a wee baby! And man, I remember using it in those days and it was a breath of fresh air compared to DogPile and Ask Jeeves!
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Man it's CRAZY how at this point the internet was so small you could hide this stuff much better.
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Plus he had a terrible director in SW, and it was a bloated production. Here he has the chance to really build out a character in a stellar cast. It's a quiet production, very much the opposite of a big budget space opera.
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
From what I read he did have this combination of endearing qualities and insufferable man-boy qualities
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I always think "that apple he's eating in the break room is a McIntosh" and if I meet Hayden one day I'm gonna ask him and he'll probably have no idea what I'm talking about
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
OMG ONE OF MY FAVES

Christiansen really redeemed himself from his awful Star Wars performances.
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM