i asked him how they built synchronous chat clients with embedded images and tabbed containers that you could navigate solely with the keyboard. tears filled his eyes and he said, "we don't know how"

more money than god and a platform people actually want to socialize on but can't create a chat client better than teams or webex, much less crack the kind of future tech AIM and ICQ had

look it's fucking SIMPLE alright. this item gives me accuracy per int. this item gives me int per int. this item gives me damage per accuracy. then you convert all your shit to your other shit

what do you *mean* you set appointments for people to come get a vaccine you know you don't have at a time that might as well be made up? it only makes sense if your philosophy is "fuck 'em, where else are they gonna go?"

if i search "[vendor name] receipt" in my inbox PLEASE show me arbitrary promotional emails from 3 years ago

i think october 2020 was well into the "pretending it isn't happening" phase. i had to RTO in september to "support the optics that it's safe to go to the hospital for elective surgery"

they gave you a hard time but i would love to hear Gals: A Podcast About Gals in march