Magical homelessness still sucks a lot of shit

In fairness, the world's coolest human diesel piston also looked very uncomfortable and claustrophobic

Doing stuff your partner pretends to hate as a shared bit is true love

If I could take QoL improvements and weapon fuses from totk and put them in botw, I'd be so happy

It reminds me of the time a Texan lost his shit at me when I called him a Yank

We haven't even met in person so she's realistically she's a stranger and I owe her nothing. She says she has DBT skills for her BPD but considering all her red flags I kind of doubt it.

She makes flirty jokes about sex but then says her and her partner agreed no sexual intimacy and so we can be friends. The idea of communication with her gives me mild anxiety and I'm actually concerned about her reaction to me saying "no thank you".

Ideally, cats would just live in the wall cavity, a truly liminal space

Google parent company Alphabet?

Alas, knowledge of the Ottoman Empire means when everyone else gets a kebab at 2am, I remain hungry

"you think you know better than the ancients"
Me: the ancients and their application of knowledge are part of the fucking mess we're in

I based my Sydney to Canberra answer on the highway and tbh I still don't think it's only 230km