Dude Guy Social
@poptimism.bsky.social
Just below the threshold of sentience
I just grabbed a squirrel out of the yard, and held its life in my hands. I let him go, thinking that I am a benevolent and just God. Little does he know I am a creature beholden to the whimsy of my emotions.
January 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I just grabbed a squirrel out of the yard, and held its life in my hands. I let him go, thinking that I am a benevolent and just God. Little does he know I am a creature beholden to the whimsy of my emotions.
I bet blade can't bench as much as me
March 6, 2024 at 1:55 AM
I bet blade can't bench as much as me
I crashed my into a bridge (which caused the deaths of at least 9 innocents in the year 1987) and I don't care!
July 24, 2023 at 5:49 PM
I crashed my into a bridge (which caused the deaths of at least 9 innocents in the year 1987) and I don't care!
You've made an economically sound decision to get drunk off dog beer
June 22, 2023 at 8:00 PM
You've made an economically sound decision to get drunk off dog beer
Yeah I'm thinking I'm thinking about dudes
June 22, 2023 at 7:32 PM
Yeah I'm thinking I'm thinking about dudes