I'm going with Nord and Bert Couldn't make head or tail of it. Because I'm old and it was great wordplay.

Omg that is so frustrating. I'm so sorry that this kindness is the gift that keeps on giving.

Excellent choice.

As someone in the city, I just want to make sure everyone knows that "loud noise" = 3-4 people on the sidewalk with bullhorns while an interfaith group sings on the opposite corner.

Under $70m, you mean?

No being can Lurk quite like an old-school demon, tho.

Oh, are we playing Questions in his memory?

Even his food has to be white? That's dedication?

This ... Feels like it might show up in a book, eventually.

The irony is that my high school added So. Many. Technology electives, it was hard to fill a schedule without taking them. I thought I was going to be a therapist, and snarked "what do I need these computer classes for, what am I going to do, psychoanalyze computers?"

So many MU*ers ❤️ I played JellybeanMUD

Don't be silly, it's obviously a reflective surface for the books to admire themselves in.

And what condition will they be delivered in?

Be fair, you know if he'd used the words "ignorant boobs", he would follow it up by just standing there making honking motions for 5 minutes.

Shrill. Hysterical, even.

It would also be nice if it could distinguish between similarly named contacts, like Tim and Jim, and call the correct one, but let's not get too far out over our own feet here.