I donated most of my Thanksgiving dinner fund to the food bank this year (cuz of the whole government shutdown / SNAP fiasco) but saved enough for 1 meal with extra gravy! 🤤

You can never go wrong with extra gravy! 🤤

This was last year's Bachelor Thanksgiving Dinner... Oh, what a difference a year makes!

#food 🍜

I'm going to the Red Cross in the morning to donate platelets and then I'm watching football by myself in the afternoon. I have a good frozen Hungry Man turkey for dinner.

It's good enough for me! 😜

Hemi

I can laugh about it now, but I still have negative feelings towards religion. I think it's the hypocrisy I see in people who claim to be servants of God.

BTW, you were right as a child. Apples are not good enough, unless they're dipped in caramel!

I've had some pretty bad experiences with religion and religious people. Twice I've had Pentacostals try to exorcise the demons from my head (I have Tourettes and they mistook it for demonic possession). And once I got kicked out of a church service. I went to Catholic School as a child. Im scarred.

Were you able to convert them??? 🤪

I had no choice but to make this into a ringtone... It's just so catchy!

🎶 Jailbait... Jailbait 🎶

We're all gonna die pennyless...

Thighs are the best part of the chicken! Best flavor and not dry like the breast...

My family doesn't believe in Toyotathon, we celebrate Honda Days...

"I flipped her over & held her like a baby to demonstrate I am bigger, & she wound up really liking that. So hopefully I didn't accidentally teach her to be a dick for attention..."

I once dated a girl like that... 🤪

I guess the key is don't cuddle with them... And remind them that you're in charge!

My suggestion: Bring home a bucket of KFC and eat it in front of her. Establish your dominance!