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Samuel Poots
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Writer of fiction, TTRPGs and lost to-do lists. PhD Researcher and Writer in Residence at Ulster University.
Associate Editor at @CastOfWonders.
Published in WFRP, Jim Henson’s Labyrinth RPG, Factor Four and Opulent Syntax
SFWA, OW-NI he/him
OUCH!
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Reposted by Samuel Poots
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I'll never remember everyone.

THE FUCKING POINT IS, SUPPORT INDIE PUBLISHING.
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The first is ”She Keeps the Monsters Behind the Ice” published last year by @factorfourmagazine.com
factorfourmag.com/she-keeps-th...
She Keeps the Monsters Behind the Ice by Samuel Poots
My parents said I didn’t need to be afraid of the monsters in Lake Reema, because the Lady trapped them under ice.             “That’s why we …
factorfourmag.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Wizard: I curse you to never know rest!
Warrior:… I don’t feel any…
Gnome: Hi, I’m the gnome roam! Did you know adding an extra 20,000 steps per day could do wonders for your health! looks like you’ve only done 4708 steps today. Let’s work on that!
Warrior: Oh fuck.
November 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Shh, the fitbit might hear you and add more steps.
November 20, 2025 at 11:35 AM
If a Fitbit is supposed to help you stay healthy, but malfunctions and as a result you exercise more…is it just working better?
November 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
So much fun, was great craic trying to balance the ridiculousness of the original while giving him a bit of the WFRP grimdark to his character. And naming his parrot.
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
One of my favourites. When Cubicle 7 did the Sea of Claws, they let me write up Long Drong Slayer, and I loved picking through the army book again for that.
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I’m really sorry.
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM