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Rachel
@pootcake.bsky.social
n𝐨t𝐡i𝐧g b𝐚d c𝐚n h𝐚p𝐩e𝐧. i𝐭 𝐜a𝐧 𝐨n𝐥y g𝐨o𝐝 𝐡a𝐩p𝐞n.
‘twas a nokia and it reminded me of pikachu so…
December 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“delusion like no one has ever seen before in the history of our country.”
December 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
🎵 grahams making a list, he’s checking it twice. gonna find out who’s dating his ex-wife. santa claus is probably trans. 🎵
December 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
the nobel peace prize at home.
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
my favourite was when it told me charlie kirk was a housemate on big brother.
November 7, 2025 at 10:20 AM
pov: you had “god first” in your bio
July 6, 2025 at 11:30 AM
sonic adventure 3 on the sega dreamcast 2 😭 the timeline we deserved
February 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
never realised this was why beach levels in games made me feel nostalgic and are weirdly comfortable
February 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
it’s just sad. we didn’t need them to do a sega, just hope that valve do decide to enter the console space now.
January 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
January 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
“you’re overreacting” says the person in the hood next to you.
January 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
this guy did a nazi salute? i don’t believe it. it would be so out of character.
January 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
we’ve now changed poke to “prod… with penis” to reflect the new administration and our evolving community values. no longer will dicks be restricted by joe biden.
January 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
i guess hell is freezing over
January 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
January 7, 2025 at 5:06 AM