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ponderthefox.bsky.social
Scypher
@ponderthefox.bsky.social
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They/she, Ace and Enby, Furry🦊🐉, Shapeshifter, Rogue, Izzet, Lover of kobolds, Sometimes NSFW
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I'm doing this to every deer (furry) I see from now on.
A picture of a deer next to a white car. The deer has the word "PET" spray painted in orange paint on its side. Caption says "Police are looking for the person who paided "PET" onto a deer found I'm the Midstate"
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 AM
ponderthefox.bsky.social
Aura farming 😏
Light-Paws, Emperor's Voice {1}{W} Legendary Creature — Fox Advisor Whenever an Aura you control enters, if you cast it, you may search your library for an Aura card with mana value less than or equal to that Aura and with a different name than each Aura you control, put that card onto the battlefield attached to Light-Paws, then shuffle. 2/2 Illustrated by Nijimaarc
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
ponderthefox.bsky.social
Local ghast does a ^w^
Minecraft screenshot: A happy ghast in a pink harness tethered to a green post.
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 AM
ponderthefox.bsky.social
I've been very passively working on this deck. They're roommates with a cabbage dealer :3
Jenny Flint {1}{U}{R} Legendary Creature — Human Detective Partner with Madame Vastra First strike Training (Whenever this creature attacks with another creature with greater power, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.) Whenever you sacrifice a Clue or Food, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control. 2/2 Illustrated by Syd Mills Madame Vastra {2}{G}{U} Legendary Creature — Lizard Detective Partner with Jenny Flint (When this creature enters, target player may put Jenny Flint into their hand from their library, then shuffle.) Madame Vastra must be blocked if able. Whenever a creature dealt damage by Madame Vastra this turn dies, create a Clue token and a Food token. 3/3 Illustrated by Syd Mills The Cabbage Merchant {2}{G} Legendary Creature — Human Citizen Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, create a Food token. (It’s an artifact with “{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.”) Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, sacrifice a Food token. Tap two untapped Foods you control: Add one mana of any color. “My cabbages…” 2/2 Illustrated by Patrick Gañas
November 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Edited twitter post: el 🗡 baba yaga @faunary The fact that I'm at risk of seeing a [CEO's] opinion at any point during my day is a human rights violation 9:12 31 Aug 20 Twitter for iPad
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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I've gotten a lot of mileage out of this little guy.
Quicksilver Gargantuan {5}{U}{U} Creature — Shapeshifter You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it’s 7/7. “You know you have achieved true power if the sea itself seeks to emulate your greatness.” —Vy Covalt, Neurok agent 7/7 Watermark: Mirran Illustrated by Steven Belledin
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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I want this to be a real card
Daxiver, Izzet Electromancer {1}{U}{R} Legendary Creature — Goblin Wizard Rulebreaker — If Daxiver, Izzet Electromancer is your Commander, you may include instant and sorcery cards of any color in your deck regardless of color identity. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast instant and sorcery spells. 2/4
November 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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My toast: French
A paper plate with several slices of French toast on it.
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
ponderthefox.bsky.social
Leonsbu's Minecraft skin over Ralph from the Simpsons, being thrown through a window.
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Does anyone still play Pendragon? I haven't seen anyone talking about it lately.

Anyway, I wanna build this.
Nivix Cyclops {1}{U}{R} Creature — Cyclops Defender Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn and can attack this turn as though it didn’t have defender. 1/4 Illustrated by Wayne Reynolds Glamdring {2} Legendary Artifact — Equipment Equipped creature has first strike and gets +1/+0 for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand with mana value less than or equal to that damage without paying its mana cost. Equip {3} Illustrated by Andrea Piparo
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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I need a legal version of this card.
How to Keep an Izzet Mage Busy {U/R} Sorcery Return How to Keep an Izzet Mage Busy to its owner’s hand. Illustrated by Scott Van Essen
November 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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I want to build this, but only using cards that turn my lands into creatures.
Azlask, the Swelling Scourge {3} Legendary Creature — Eldrazi Whenever Azlask or another colorless creature you control dies, you get an experience counter. {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of experience counters you have. Scions and Spawns you control gain indestructible and annihilator 1 until end of turn. 2/2 Illustrated by Alexander Mokhov
November 4, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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My vote:
Maja, Bretagard Protector {2}{G}{W}{W} Legendary Creature — Human Warrior Other creatures you control get +1/+1. Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 white Human Warrior creature token. “Our enemies have breached our realm. To survive, the clans must fight as one!” 2/3 Illustrated by Lie Setiawan
November 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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I forgot to post my Halloween costume! Everyone give @djkyota.bsky.social some love for drawing this.
A picture of an anthropomorphic fox dressed in a yellowish Mymiku costume, standing on a sidewalk next to the pokemon Mymiku.
November 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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I don't have time to learn new spells, I'm just vibeing with my new lizard.
A picture of a cloaked figure with a large lizard sitting on their shoulder. It is the card art for the magic card obstinate familiar.
October 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Because he's a public Nazi
A shirtless Graham Platner, showing his covered nazi tattoo. His arm has the number "1919" tattooed on it. Bottom text says: "Yes, 1919 is a number combination used as a code in some neo-nazi and white supremacist circles. The meaning is derived from the position of the letter 'S' in the alphabet (the 19th letter). Thus 1919 stands for SS, which refers to the Schutzstaffel, the infamous paramilitary organization of the Nazi regime that was responsible for many (something) humanity during the Holocaust and World War II."
October 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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This is one of those cards that could be solid green and nobody would bat an eye. But if it was in an all-but-green deck, it would feel wrong.
Magic the Gathering Leyline of the Guildpact {G/W}{G/U}{B/G}{R/G} Enchantment If this card is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield. Each nonland permanent you control is all colors. Lands you control are every basic land type in addition to their other types. Illustrated by Daarken
October 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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I just made a Scooby-Doo-ass sandwich :D :D :D
A large sandwhich sitting on some foil
October 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Good news, @turtlesynth.bsky.social
Brink to bounce back: Green sea turtles reclassified from 'Endangered' to 'Least Concern' by Skyler Shepard Mon, October 20th 2025 at 12:45 PM Updated Mon, October 20th 2025 at 12:45 PM UserWay icon for accessibility widget
October 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I made a Yinglet!

Fun fact, this is how I walk when no one is looking.
A brown Yinglet with purple stripes sneaking up to a door, presumably to steal something.
October 18, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Sorry it isn't very good, I tried my best.
A poorly drawn bunny
October 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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How do you even milk a dragon? I'm a visual learner btw.
The packaging for the beer "Dragon's Milk"
October 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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If only...
The words "Girl with big titties" on a marble red and black background
October 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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I got this at a Halloween craft fair over the weekend. I wanted to get a trans one but I also don't want people at work to know.
A button pin with an image of a pumpkin on it. It is in ace colors (black, gray, white, purple)
October 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
ponderthefox.bsky.social
When they said Tylenol causes autism, they meant T Pain. He comes to your house in the night and gives it to you personally.
Old style Google search results. The search by says "t pain full name" and the results say "Tylenol Painrelief"
September 25, 2025 at 8:07 AM