🎊 Valerie 🎉
polytimeinduction.bsky.social
🎊 Valerie 🎉
@polytimeinduction.bsky.social
she/it, 20s, trans
Silly clown and proof enjoyer
Part-time inanimate object, full-time mockery of the semblance of life
“Huh im like way less stressed this week, i wonder why” girl who forgot that it acquired an extra half-hour of sunlight 7 hours ago
December 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Incidentally, i’ve been working on my core strength recently,~
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Fuck, imagining the desperation and the pain of staying in position for so long mounting, but holding back whimpers and tears to stay good and quiet and still? Yyeah I think I see the appeal of this one…
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Genuinely, the lengths people will go to to avoid thinking about Why The Author Did That are so frustrating to me. Why didn’t the entire story not happen?
December 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Genuinely, I’m obsessed with the vibes
December 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Holy fuck? It’s kind of working on me, too? Nothing reminds you that you’re not immune to advertising like catching yourself going “oughhg I need to smell that on someone…” right before reading the brand name
December 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Very wise… I will subvert its wretched power over me!
December 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
:)
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Those what?
December 2, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Oh I can't /wait/ to find out, fuck I adore the ending of Rescue Hound...
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Incredibly wise!! Truly, your ability to find a path through such a thorny dilemma is admirable and also rreally cool…
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Related, giggling maliciously as I stand perfectly still in a Jadelight beam with Link active and watch as the Scaldra casting it microwaves their entire squad and then themself before they manage to pop my Well of Life
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Ok now can you turn around for a second
November 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM