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Polly Liticat
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nerdy, feminist erotica, usually queer some way, they/them. www.pollyliticat.com — pollyliticat.itch.io/ — medium.com/@polly.liticat — www.smashwords.com/profile/view/pollyliticat — www.amazon.com/stores/Polly-Liticat/author/B0CD494CR7
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#Smutcember 1st kiss context: Mary and Delia, co-workers committed to pretending to hate each other, have shared an unexpected dinner and now are on an unexpected red-eye flight. They’ve been dozing. Mary woke from an erotic dream, and in the restroom chewed “a couple breath mints. Just in case.”
An excerpt from “Frozen Conflict” by Polly Liticat, featuring its first kiss: "Hmm," she said. "How is our frozen conflict progressing?" There was no way I could really hear my heartbeat, or blood rushing in my ears. That was just an illusion. "The ceasefire is holding," I said. "But I might be marshaling my forces for a counterattack." "Do tell," she said. "I was contemplating an act of territorial aggression." She was so close our temples were almost touching. "An invasion?" "More of a reconnaissance," she clarified. "I think my border defenses are weak," I mumbled, and then her lips brushed mine. She was tentative, giving me room to pull back. I wasn't. I mounted an immediate counter offense, tugging her lower lip between mine, teasing with my tongue tip. She kissed me back, matching my fervor, nip for nip and stroke for stroke. Some part of me was dimly aware that she was also fresher and mintier than our dinner would have left her, and that she was likely having the same revelation. This was a premeditated act on both our parts.
December 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Feeling naughty? Polly has something nice for you—a quartet of seasonal erotic tales, from tender to kinky, with snowed-in sapphics reaching an accommodation, gonzo Santa and the world’s horniest virgin, a dominant Krampus, and an electrifying spin on A Christmas Carol
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The cover of “Polly Jolly Christmas” by Polly Liticat features a photo in muted tones of the feet and lower legs of someone in red and white striped stockings reclining under a Christmas tree decorated with white balls and lights
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Catching up with #Caulktober again! 21 and 23 have the same asnwer... I’ve actually retired this cover featuring the very athletic Emiliano from “Swelter in Place” .... can you believe I licensed this image to represent the one asexual character I’ve tried to write?
Text for a hashtag event overlaid an autumnal background Cocktober 2025 #Caulktober Tell us about your cock-owning character who... 1. is married 2. is a virgin 3. loves other cock-owners 4. identifies as bi 5. identifies as trans/non-binary 6. is in a poly relationship 7. is a shapeshifter 8. has magical powers 9. has received a blow job 10. has given a blow job 11. had been pegged 12. has tied someone up/been tied up 13. has survived something traumatic 14. is a true romantic 15. has been on either end of an age gap relationship 16. has spanked someone/been spanked 17. has watched other people have sex 18. has had sex in public 19. has saved the world 20. is based on you or someone you know 21. is featured on your favorite book cover 22. has a crush on someone 23. is an athlete 24. is a musician 25. is a billionaire or royalty 26. has had sex with his best friend 27. has had sex with his sworn enemy 29. is from the past 29. is from the future 30. has had sex with a coworker 31. isn’t human @TheaLanden The cover of “Swelter in Place, Day 18” by Polly Liticat shows an extremely ripped young man in a black shirt crouching on a sidewalk in an urban setting as he prepares to run.
October 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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I’m a pornographer*, you absolute numpties.
*cough. sorry, ‘erotica author.’ My point stands.
Excerpt from an email from Google. Hi Polly, we updated your settings Google couldn’t confirm you’re an adult, so some account settings have changed
October 24, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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Hmm #Caulktober #Cocktober day 12 I can’t think of anyone literally “tied” up on page, but as far as RESTRAINT goes, Pete in “High Proof” has some (tentacle!) bondage fun, the Ex-Cop gets gagged in “Woman of Steel, Men of...”, & Perry is held in place for the fae lord in “Uncanny Valley of the Fae.”
Text for a hashtag event overlaid on an autumnal background Cocktober 2025 #Caulktober Tell us about your cock-owning character who... 1. is married 2. is a virgin 3. loves other cock-owners 4. identifies as bi 5. identifies as trans/non-binary 6. is in a poly relationship 7. is a shapeshifter 8. has magical powers 9. has received a blow job 10. has given a blow job 11. had been pegged 12. has tied someone up/been tied up 13. has survived something traumatic 14. is a true romantic 15. has been on either end of an age gap relationship 16. has spanked someone/been spanked 17. has watched other people have sex 18. has had sex in public 19. has saved the world 20. is based on you or someone you know 21. is featured on your favorite book cover 22. has a crush on someone 23. is an athlete 24. is a musician 25. is a billionaire or royalty 26. has had sex with his best friend 27. has had sex with his sworn enemy 29. is from the past 29. is from the future 30. has had sex with a coworker 31. isn’t human
October 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Hey #Caulktober #Cocktober day 11 what’s up? Pegging? The latest installment of my “Z-men” superhero series, “Woman of Steel, Men of...” features a dude in primary-colored tights getting pegged... while his buddy watches!
Text for a hashtag event overlaid on an autumnal background Cocktober 2025 #Caulktober Tell us about your cock-owning character who... 1. is married 2. is a virgin 3. loves other cock-owners 4. identifies as bi 5. identifies as trans/non-binary 6. is in a poly relationship 7. is a shapeshifter 8. has magical powers 9. has received a blow job 10. has given a blow job 11. had been pegged 12. has tied someone up/been tied up 13. has survived something traumatic 14. is a true romantic 15. has been on either end of an age gap relationship 16. has spanked someone/been spanked 17. has watched other people have sex 18. has had sex in public 19. has saved the world 20. is based on you or someone you know 21. is featured on your favorite book cover 22. has a crush on someone 23. is an athlete 24. is a musician 25. is a billionaire or royalty 26. has had sex with his best friend 27. has had sex with his sworn enemy 29. is from the past 29. is from the future 30. has had sex with a coworker 31. isn’t human
October 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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#Caulktober day 9 & 10 giving and receiving BJs! all my MMCs have received, tho not all on page. all of my bi or gay MMCs have given. I haven’t hyped my newest story yet, with plenty of fellatio both ways, in “The Best Bi Erotica of the Year Volume 2” free to read in KU www.amazon.com/dp/B0FR3L1VFY
Text for a hashtag event overlaid an autumnal background Cocktober 2025 #Caulktober Tell us about your cock-owning character who... 1. is married 2. is a virgin 3. loves other cock-owners 4. identifies as bi 5. identifies as trans/non-binary 6. is in a poly relationship 7. is a shapeshifter 8. has magical powers 9. has received a blow job 10. has given a blow job 11. had been pegged 12. has tied someone up/been tied up 13. has survived something traumatic 14. is a true romantic 15. has been on either end of an age gap relationship 16. has spanked someone/been spanked 17. has watched other people have sex 18. has had sex in public 19. has saved the world 20. is based on you or someone you know 21. is featured on your favorite book cover 22. has a crush on someone 23. is an athlete 24. is a musician 25. is a billionaire or royalty 26. has had sex with his best friend 27. has had sex with his sworn enemy 29. is from the past 29. is from the future 30. has had sex with a coworker 31. isn’t human
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Resharing the image with alt text coz I’m that bitch, sorry
Text for a hashtag event overlaid an autumnal background Cocktober 2025 #Caulktober Tell us about your cock-owning character who... 1. is married 2. is a virgin 3. loves other cock-owners 4. identifies as bi 5. identifies as trans/non-binary 6. is in a poly relationship 7. is a shapeshifter 8. has magical powers 9. has received a blow job 10. has given a blow job 11. had been pegged 12. has tied someone up/been tied up 13. has survived something traumatic 14. is a true romantic 15. has been on either end of an age gap relationship 16. has spanked someone/been spanked 17. has watched other people have sex 18. has had sex in public 19. has saved the world 20. is based on you or someone you know 21. is featured on your favorite book cover 22. has a crush on someone 23. is an athlete 24. is a musician 25. is a billionaire or royalty 26. has had sex with his best friend 27. has had sex with his sworn enemy 29. is from the past 29. is from the future 30. has had sex with a coworker 21. isn’t human @TheaLanden
October 2, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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this is NOT fair, I have plots!
so what if they mostly involve who bangs whom when and how.
and why! the why makes it plot.
The results of Polly’s AO3 tag quiz: porn without a plot. forget losing the plot, you never even tried to find it! you know exactly who you are (a slut) and what you want (filthy filthy smut!)
September 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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just ONE?
(from this which AO3 tag are you quiz everyone was sharing yesterday while I was hiding from the whole world uquiz.com/quiz/vNQPkn/... )
Question 6 of 14 from an online quiz asks the participant to pick a kink, answers, please choose 1. The options are bondage, spanking exhibitionism, degradation, dom/sub roleplay, pet play, age gap, and no thanks, I’m vanilla
September 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Tomorrow, tomorrow, find out who’s topping whom when “The New Sub” shows up. Is it mdom erotica or fdom #erotica ? Find out, only at medium.com/exceptional-... Note: this is darker than typical Polly
A woman with pigtails, a white crop top and knee socks, and a red and black plaid tie and skirt constituting a fetish take on a school uniform sits astride a chair, looking provocatively at the viewer
September 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Not tagging respectable historian and author Hallie Rubenhold, who may prefer not to learn that an erotica author (me, Polly) sees this list of epithets for sex workers in 18th century England and feels vaguely challenged to try to use them all...
An image of the top of page in the chapter “The Curtain Rises” from the book “The Covent Garden Ladies” by Hallie Rubenhold incudes a list of epithets for sex workers including, women of the town, members of the Cyprian Corps, impures, strumpets, light girls, thaises, wantons, demi-reps, demi-mondaines, jades, hussies, tarts, votaries of Venus, nymphs, jezebels, doxies, molls, fallen women, trollopes, and harlots.
August 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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since it’s apparently Inappropriate Thirst Week here at Polly Central, this post from a SF writer (who I’m sparing from association w/this smut purveyor), is how Polly learned THEIR sweet spot is the very softest baby-faced beyond-twee Superman, who needs to be topped so tenderly & so mercilessly
A social media post from 12 days ago, with the original poster’s identity obscured for their protection, reads “Somewhere between the nearly twee James Gunn Superman and the toxic death metal Zach Snyder Superman, lies my sweet spot.”
July 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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As God is my witness, I never, ever fantasized about Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four ... until NOW.
An image of a beverage cup promoting the Fantastic Four. The torso of Reed Richards, Mr. Fantastic, sometimes AKA “old stretch” because of his body-morphing powers, protrudes, arms crossed, from the top of the cup in shiny plastic form. He looks more like Tony Stark than the Reed Polly knows, with black hair and a smirky little mustache, and he’s morphed his self into a very ripped form. But he’s in the classic blue and white body suit with the “4” over his breast bone. There’s something weird going on this his belt, so it looks a bit like a much smaller person has small pallid hands wrapped around Reed’s waist, in such a way that they could be performing analingus through the unstable molecules of the outfit, but that’s almost beside the point. The main point, for Polly, is that ALSO protruding from the cup is a blue straw, angled so it’s not QUITE jutting from Reed’s crotch area, but so that it is very suggestive of an erect penis somewhere in the vicinity of arm length. Polly, to be clear, does not want to accommodate arm-length dicks in real life. But Polly would for sure like to suck juices out of that straw and THINK about unrealistically flexible cocks that could do or be almost anything. * fans self * * needs a little lie-down * Also visible in the background are several cardboard boxes, like maybe the promo cup was just unpacked from one. and a bit of what looks like a section of plastic pipe and a milk crate or possibly shipping crate with a plastic lattice. The boxes, crate, pipe, do not make Polly unreasonably horny. But it does feel backroom-y and possibly a bit of sordid place to lean over and give ol’ RR and his “straw” a suck. It all speaks to the same possibly unhealthy corner of Polly’s psyche that also, erm, responded, to the cartoon of the 5-way condiment jack/bang and the lady posing with the cheese wheel, and Polly might like to shift the blame on Chuck Tingle, but Polly knows where the blame really belongs.
July 23, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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I try not to be inappropriately thirsty about real people, but on the other hand, MATTHEW BAYNTON’S LEGS in the series 19 finale of taskmaster
* fans self *
* needs a little lie-down *
Matthew Baynton, and his legs, crossed, notably but not excessively muscular, displayed from above black ankle socks to dark shorts which expose plenty of thigh, also wearing a dark jacket of some sort, and dark shoes, is sat between Jason Mantzoukas in a white shirt and dark pants, holding his temple in mental anguish, and Rosie Ramsey, in a lavender print dress her mouth pursed in surprise. They are all on red chairs on a red carpet, with an ornate red and black backdrop behind them. A closed caption for the frame reads “[Audience laughs]... what do you mean?” Did I mention that Matthew Baynton’s hands are folded, resting on his upper thigh?
July 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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As usual, my new #erotica story “Uncanny Valley of the Fae” doesn’t advance any particular viewpoint.
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It’s the ever-popular anakin and padme meme! Anakin: yes, generative AI steals from artists and its energy requirements are choking the planet Padme: but there’s no risk it will also put humanity under the cruel dominion of the fae, right? Anakin: ... Padme: RIGHT?
July 16, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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I went looking for the post I stole my new story from, and it’s kinda fitting that all I could find was a badly degraded jpg? But while a lot of people have expressed similar sentiments, I think this may have been the first version I saw:
A screen capture of a social media post from user Erkhyan (@erkhyan@yiff.life) has visual artifacts, likely from being saved and reposted multiple times. Text of the post: It’s funny how recognizing AI art nowadays is just the same old rules as recognizing the fae in old tales. “Count the fingers, count the knuckles, count the teeth, check the shadows...” ... and under NO circumstances should you make deals with their kind. The post was created on Dec 23, 2002 at 4:59 and edited 3 minutes later. At the time the screen capture was taken it had about 1,700 reshares and 2,300 likes.
July 14, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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I’m in a book I’m in a book I’m in a book!
This is my first time seeing Polly’s words on a real printed page. It’s kinda heady, y’all. The paperback is available now, and ebook is coming to Kindle Unlimited soon www.amazon.com/Summer-Tease...
The cover of Summer Teases 2, Another Sexy Summer Collection is shown next to a page from the book. Another book from the Erotic Celebrations series appears in the background. The cover shows a blond white woman in dark sunglasses and a black and white swimsuit, next to a pool, and lists the included authors, Ruan Willow, Ian D. Smith, Saddletramp1956, Jenna Citrus, J. Tiffany Noore, Scarlet Lee Winters, Christian Pan, Polly Liticat (that’s me), and JK Mill. Page 199 is shown, the opening of “Hot Horsehead Summer” by Polly Liticat. It reads “1,500 light years from Earth Lake: 000:00:02 In my first Spring, I'd been so young I still believed in Santy Claus. That time Essimus hadn't even decelerated. A Sentry beacon had warned us off when we were half a light year out. A few years later, when I learned Santy was made up, I thought Spring and Summer were too. It all seemed equally implausible: the Sentries, the Scourge, a fat man in a red uniform who would pop up from the Warren to deliver gifts to good children. Hunks of rock and water, millions upon millions of times bigger than Essimus, open to hard vac, but their air didn't boil away? Puh-lease. Pull the other one.”
July 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Ralph Wiggum, an animated boy, on a school bus, chuckles and says “I’m in danger.” Pedro Pascal in an image from his Vanity Fair shoot. He’s standing on an unmade bed, wearing a dark sweater that’s just a little too big, so the sleeves nearly hide his hands, and the hem nearly hides gray boxer-briefs (I think? I think about too much), and ankle-length black socks which really should not be sexy. Send help.
June 26, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Coming soon! “Summer Teases 2” features stories by @ruanwillow.bsky.social, @iandsmith.bsky.social, @saddletramp1956.bsky.social, Jenna Citrus, J. Tiffany Noore, @luxindulgences.bsky.social, @christian-pan.bsky.social, @jkmill.bsky.social, and ME!
The cover of “Summer Teases 2 - Another Sexy Summer Collection” features a photograph of a woman by a pool. She’s wearing sunglasses and a zig-zaggy black & white bathing suit. Her blonde hair spills over the concrete in exuberant curls. The bottom of the cover lists the 9 featured authors, Ruan Willow, Ian D. Smith, Saddletramp956, Jenna Citrus, J. Tiffany Noore, Scarlet Lee Winters, Christian Pan, Polly Liticat (hey, that’s me!) and JK Mill
June 26, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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I’m not even trying to use this crap, it just comes up whenever I search. 10.5 million is likely a reasonable apporiximation for the total enrollment of ALL community colleges in the US, not a typical ONE of them.
a severely wrong AI Overview claims that ”A typical community college in the US enrolls around 6.4 million students in credit courses and 4.1 million in non-credit courses, totaling 10.5 million students, according to the American Association of Community Colleges (AACC). This represents a significant portion of undergraduate students, with some community colleges also serving a large number of high school students through dual enrollment programs. Class sizes are generally smaller than at universities, averaging around 20-35 students, which allows for more interaction with instructors.” Some of this is not unreasonable but the numbers in the first sentence are absolute horseshit.
June 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Saw a doodle yesterday that reminded me a lil bit of yours (although really it divides space in a very different way)
A lavender post-it note on a desk has a radial doodle in the center of it, drawn in red, green, and black. The picture is somewhat abstract, but suggests a flower with eight red petals, aligned like compass point, and eight smaller green leaves between them.
June 11, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Me: Polly, you have already written TWO ghost-ish stories this year, and neither were accepted by the market you wrote them for. Maybe take a break from ghost erotica?
The Universe:
A screen shot from a social media app shows a post from r/FoundPaper labeled “Virginia Cemetery Find” and tagged Love Notes and captioned “Journal tucked into a rock wall.” There is a picture of an open notepad with handwritten cursive text reading “I watch you all as you come and go. Some of you stay forever. And, I am a Slut!”
June 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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Putting together an anthology of my Christmas erotica in (checks notes) June. As one does!
The cover of “Polly Jolly Christmas” by Polly Liticat uses red and black typography over a subdued image of red and white striped stocking-clad legs beneath a Christmas tree with round white ornaments and lights.
June 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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I have so much not-quite human smut I’m breaking it down into mythic, paranormal, monster, alien. First up, let’s get mythical, mythical! Lemme hear some harpies squawk. (Uh, I don’t actually have harpy erotica. Yet. But for faeries, gorgons, Krampus, Santa – I gotchu)
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The words mythic and polly bracket the avatar of Polly Liticat, a smiling geometric cat face. A playful sans serif font is used throughout. Four blocks, most with faint image watermarks from the stories' cover graphics, Another Kind of Proof - contemporary, sapphic, monster, medium.com To Stone Turned - historical, queer MF, monster, medium.com Kramping, His Style - contemporary, MM, holiday, shousetsu bang*bang Better Not Pout - contemporary, MF and FF, holiday, medium.com
June 1, 2025 at 10:37 AM