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Polly Liticat
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nerdy, feminist erotica, usually queer some way, they/them. www.pollyliticat.com — pollyliticat.itch.io/ — medium.com/@polly.liticat — www.smashwords.com/profile/view/pollyliticat — www.amazon.com/stores/Polly-Liticat/author/B0CD494CR7
#Smutcember 1st kiss context: Mary and Delia, co-workers committed to pretending to hate each other, have shared an unexpected dinner and now are on an unexpected red-eye flight. They’ve been dozing. Mary woke from an erotic dream, and in the restroom chewed “a couple breath mints. Just in case.”
December 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Feeling naughty? Polly has something nice for you—a quartet of seasonal erotic tales, from tender to kinky, with snowed-in sapphics reaching an accommodation, gonzo Santa and the world’s horniest virgin, a dominant Krampus, and an electrifying spin on A Christmas Carol
books2read.com/b/bzNqZE
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Catching up with #Caulktober again! 21 and 23 have the same asnwer... I’ve actually retired this cover featuring the very athletic Emiliano from “Swelter in Place” .... can you believe I licensed this image to represent the one asexual character I’ve tried to write?
October 24, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I’m a pornographer*, you absolute numpties.
*cough. sorry, ‘erotica author.’ My point stands.
October 24, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Hmm #Caulktober #Cocktober day 12 I can’t think of anyone literally “tied” up on page, but as far as RESTRAINT goes, Pete in “High Proof” has some (tentacle!) bondage fun, the Ex-Cop gets gagged in “Woman of Steel, Men of...”, & Perry is held in place for the fae lord in “Uncanny Valley of the Fae.”
October 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Hey #Caulktober #Cocktober day 11 what’s up? Pegging? The latest installment of my “Z-men” superhero series, “Woman of Steel, Men of...” features a dude in primary-colored tights getting pegged... while his buddy watches!
October 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
#Caulktober day 9 & 10 giving and receiving BJs! all my MMCs have received, tho not all on page. all of my bi or gay MMCs have given. I haven’t hyped my newest story yet, with plenty of fellatio both ways, in “The Best Bi Erotica of the Year Volume 2” free to read in KU www.amazon.com/dp/B0FR3L1VFY
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Resharing the image with alt text coz I’m that bitch, sorry
October 2, 2025 at 9:18 AM
this is NOT fair, I have plots!
so what if they mostly involve who bangs whom when and how.
and why! the why makes it plot.
September 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
just ONE?
(from this which AO3 tag are you quiz everyone was sharing yesterday while I was hiding from the whole world uquiz.com/quiz/vNQPkn/... )
September 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Tomorrow, tomorrow, find out who’s topping whom when “The New Sub” shows up. Is it mdom erotica or fdom #erotica ? Find out, only at medium.com/exceptional-... Note: this is darker than typical Polly
September 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Not tagging respectable historian and author Hallie Rubenhold, who may prefer not to learn that an erotica author (me, Polly) sees this list of epithets for sex workers in 18th century England and feels vaguely challenged to try to use them all...
August 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
since it’s apparently Inappropriate Thirst Week here at Polly Central, this post from a SF writer (who I’m sparing from association w/this smut purveyor), is how Polly learned THEIR sweet spot is the very softest baby-faced beyond-twee Superman, who needs to be topped so tenderly & so mercilessly
July 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
As God is my witness, I never, ever fantasized about Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four ... until NOW.
July 23, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I try not to be inappropriately thirsty about real people, but on the other hand, MATTHEW BAYNTON’S LEGS in the series 19 finale of taskmaster
* fans self *
* needs a little lie-down *
July 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
As usual, my new #erotica story “Uncanny Valley of the Fae” doesn’t advance any particular viewpoint.
medium.com/exceptional-...
July 16, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I went looking for the post I stole my new story from, and it’s kinda fitting that all I could find was a badly degraded jpg? But while a lot of people have expressed similar sentiments, I think this may have been the first version I saw:
July 14, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I’m in a book I’m in a book I’m in a book!
This is my first time seeing Polly’s words on a real printed page. It’s kinda heady, y’all. The paperback is available now, and ebook is coming to Kindle Unlimited soon www.amazon.com/Summer-Tease...
July 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
June 26, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Coming soon! “Summer Teases 2” features stories by @ruanwillow.bsky.social, @iandsmith.bsky.social, @saddletramp1956.bsky.social, Jenna Citrus, J. Tiffany Noore, @luxindulgences.bsky.social, @christian-pan.bsky.social, @jkmill.bsky.social, and ME!
June 26, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I’m not even trying to use this crap, it just comes up whenever I search. 10.5 million is likely a reasonable apporiximation for the total enrollment of ALL community colleges in the US, not a typical ONE of them.
June 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Saw a doodle yesterday that reminded me a lil bit of yours (although really it divides space in a very different way)
June 11, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Me: Polly, you have already written TWO ghost-ish stories this year, and neither were accepted by the market you wrote them for. Maybe take a break from ghost erotica?
The Universe:
June 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Putting together an anthology of my Christmas erotica in (checks notes) June. As one does!
June 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I have so much not-quite human smut I’m breaking it down into mythic, paranormal, monster, alien. First up, let’s get mythical, mythical! Lemme hear some harpies squawk. (Uh, I don’t actually have harpy erotica. Yet. But for faeries, gorgons, Krampus, Santa – I gotchu)
books2read.com/ap/xrpd4d/Po...
June 1, 2025 at 10:37 AM