https://store.steampowered.com/app/4181930/Idle_Defragmenter_95/
Free demo (can’t get cheaper): store.steampowered.com/app/3921400/...
If you like it, ⭐ wishlist.
If not, I’ll send my future eBook:
“How to Not Sell Without Selling or Leaving the Room (Failing With Flair).”
Free demo (can’t get cheaper): store.steampowered.com/app/3921400/...
If you like it, ⭐ wishlist.
If not, I’ll send my future eBook:
“How to Not Sell Without Selling or Leaving the Room (Failing With Flair).”
Did you press Post even once? You won.
Did you think about it for two days and not post?
Welcome to the Mindfulness Marketing Club.
Did you press Post even once? You won.
Did you think about it for two days and not post?
Welcome to the Mindfulness Marketing Club.
Day 1: +3 WL (your alt and two bots).
Day 2: +0 WL (posted at 03:12).
Day 3: +17 WL (someone said “Sega vibe”).
…
Day 185: you hit 100 WL thanks to bots.
Celebrate with one coffee (paid with hope).
Day 1: +3 WL (your alt and two bots).
Day 2: +0 WL (posted at 03:12).
Day 3: +17 WL (someone said “Sega vibe”).
…
Day 185: you hit 100 WL thanks to bots.
Celebrate with one coffee (paid with hope).
Subject: “FREE DEMO (no key)”.
Body: 3 lines.
Attachment: 700MB of screenshots in a zip called final_final_NOW_really.zip.
Close the email before sending.
Anxiety +24h.
Send.
Glorious silence. (You’re selling.)
Subject: “FREE DEMO (no key)”.
Body: 3 lines.
Attachment: 700MB of screenshots in a zip called final_final_NOW_really.zip.
Close the email before sending.
Anxiety +24h.
Send.
Glorious silence. (You’re selling.)
– 10s video (drift → clock at 00:01 → “Play the demo”).
– Epic one-liner.
– No link in the text.
– Think about putting the link in the first comment.
– Don’t.
– 24h anxiety.
– Post the link the next day. Too late. The post is dead. It’s fine—no one saw it anyway.
– 10s video (drift → clock at 00:01 → “Play the demo”).
– Epic one-liner.
– No link in the text.
– Think about putting the link in the first comment.
– Don’t.
– 24h anxiety.
– Post the link the next day. Too late. The post is dead. It’s fine—no one saw it anyway.
“Not just retro-looking, it DRIVES like back then.”
Say it in ad voice with a serious face. Adds +0.0004 WL every time.
“Not just retro-looking, it DRIVES like back then.”
Say it in ad voice with a serious face. Adds +0.0004 WL every time.
Call the polygons “handcrafted”, the physics “bespoke”, and nostalgia “curated.”
Guru translation: slap EXTEND TIME on screen in 120pt and blast through a checkpoint.
If someone asks about FPS: “Now with 100% more frames—30/60/Unlocked.” Boom. Confetti.
Call the polygons “handcrafted”, the physics “bespoke”, and nostalgia “curated.”
Guru translation: slap EXTEND TIME on screen in 120pt and blast through a checkpoint.
If someone asks about FPS: “Now with 100% more frames—30/60/Unlocked.” Boom. Confetti.
T-10: “Today I post.”
T-9: Deep research (watch 23 other people’s trailers).
T-8: Logo redesign.
T-7: Redo the HUD.
T-6: “Tomorrow for sure.”
T-1: Post at 03:12. Zero likes.
T-10: “Today I post.”
T-9: Deep research (watch 23 other people’s trailers).
T-8: Logo redesign.
T-7: Redo the HUD.
T-6: “Tomorrow for sure.”
T-1: Post at 03:12. Zero likes.
Close the door. Lower the blinds. Repeat: “I’m a shark.”
Open socials.
Forget the plan and watch cat videos.
Refocus : “Free demo • Wishlist.”
Close socials. Open and close them a few times to make sure you didn’t post by accident.
Spend 48 hours with anxiety.
Repeat.
Close the door. Lower the blinds. Repeat: “I’m a shark.”
Open socials.
Forget the plan and watch cat videos.
Refocus : “Free demo • Wishlist.”
Close socials. Open and close them a few times to make sure you didn’t post by accident.
Spend 48 hours with anxiety.
Repeat.
AUDHD translation: Build • Sell (think about it without leaving the room) • Procrastinate with style.
4/ BUILD
– Design 50 features.
– Cut to 2.
– Result: 4 half-finished features. Success. ✅
AUDHD translation: Build • Sell (think about it without leaving the room) • Procrastinate with style.
4/ BUILD
– Design 50 features.
– Cut to 2.
– Result: 4 half-finished features. Success. ✅
An empire. And by “empire” I mean two coffees in the fancy part of town. ☕️
(As long as you don’t count the $$$ Steam charges to let you upload the game.)
An empire. And by “empire” I mean two coffees in the fancy part of town. ☕️
(As long as you don’t count the $$$ Steam charges to let you upload the game.)