Polar Johan
@polarjohan.bsky.social
Derp!
Minneapolis Leftist. Biathlon enthusiast. Ardent fan of Giant Doofy Dogs.
Fuck Trump and every piece of shit that supports him.
Minneapolis Leftist. Biathlon enthusiast. Ardent fan of Giant Doofy Dogs.
Fuck Trump and every piece of shit that supports him.
Dudes following this chud's advice and then wondering why they're single and lonely and women don't want to interact with them much less anything more.
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Dudes following this chud's advice and then wondering why they're single and lonely and women don't want to interact with them much less anything more.
Motorists when I'm going 20 mph on my bike down a residential street where the speed limit is 20 mph:
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Motorists when I'm going 20 mph on my bike down a residential street where the speed limit is 20 mph:
Advisor: We're doing very poorly with Gen Z. They don't trust us and think we're boring and stodgy.
Bari Weiss: What we need is an injection of excitement and charisma, someone the youth simply can't resist.
A: Have anyone in mind?
BW: Alan Dershowitz.
A: ...
BW: The 87YO pédophile lawyer.
A: Wat?
Bari Weiss: What we need is an injection of excitement and charisma, someone the youth simply can't resist.
A: Have anyone in mind?
BW: Alan Dershowitz.
A: ...
BW: The 87YO pédophile lawyer.
A: Wat?
November 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Advisor: We're doing very poorly with Gen Z. They don't trust us and think we're boring and stodgy.
Bari Weiss: What we need is an injection of excitement and charisma, someone the youth simply can't resist.
A: Have anyone in mind?
BW: Alan Dershowitz.
A: ...
BW: The 87YO pédophile lawyer.
A: Wat?
Bari Weiss: What we need is an injection of excitement and charisma, someone the youth simply can't resist.
A: Have anyone in mind?
BW: Alan Dershowitz.
A: ...
BW: The 87YO pédophile lawyer.
A: Wat?
For the love of God, Hard Times, stop giving Mayor Frey ideas
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
For the love of God, Hard Times, stop giving Mayor Frey ideas
Elon Musk juicing the AI he owns to say he's a better athlete than LeBron James, a dangerous skilled fighter, one of the top 10 smartest human beings in history and the single greatest person that has ever lived:
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Elon Musk juicing the AI he owns to say he's a better athlete than LeBron James, a dangerous skilled fighter, one of the top 10 smartest human beings in history and the single greatest person that has ever lived:
MAGA Boomers when someone says "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas":
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
MAGA Boomers when someone says "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas":
MAGA Boomers when a retail employee says "No problem" instead of "You're welcome":
November 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
MAGA Boomers when a retail employee says "No problem" instead of "You're welcome":
Conservatives finding out that poor people are allowed to buy the mustard brand that costs $1.25 more than the generic version:
November 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Conservatives finding out that poor people are allowed to buy the mustard brand that costs $1.25 more than the generic version:
Your pets when you tell them food time is actually one hour later today because the time got changed due to people thinking we somehow gain sunlight if we take an hour of day during the evening and put it in the morning instead:
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Your pets when you tell them food time is actually one hour later today because the time got changed due to people thinking we somehow gain sunlight if we take an hour of day during the evening and put it in the morning instead:
Seeing dipshits making jokes that are some variation of "I hate my wife':
October 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Seeing dipshits making jokes that are some variation of "I hate my wife':
Watching all of conservative America line up to passionately defend and lionize a mass- murderering rapist who was a horrible fucking monster even by the standards of his time:
October 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Watching all of conservative America line up to passionately defend and lionize a mass- murderering rapist who was a horrible fucking monster even by the standards of his time:
Yankees fans flip flopping back and forth every five seconds all day every day between bragging about the team has 27 rings and is the greatest sports team ever & crying hysterically about how they're the unluckiest franchise in history because they didn't win the World Series this year:
October 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Yankees fans flip flopping back and forth every five seconds all day every day between bragging about the team has 27 rings and is the greatest sports team ever & crying hysterically about how they're the unluckiest franchise in history because they didn't win the World Series this year:
The Nobel Committee, giving the Nobel Peace Prize to someone that signed a cooperation agreement with the Israeli political party most responsible for the genocide in Gaza over Donald Trump:
October 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The Nobel Committee, giving the Nobel Peace Prize to someone that signed a cooperation agreement with the Israeli political party most responsible for the genocide in Gaza over Donald Trump:
Small towns dropping money to advertise their bland generic downtown as "thriving and historic" in an attempt to draw in business and tourism:
October 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Small towns dropping money to advertise their bland generic downtown as "thriving and historic" in an attempt to draw in business and tourism:
How the waiter always manages to find me when they stop by the table to ask how everything is:
September 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
How the waiter always manages to find me when they stop by the table to ask how everything is:
Me these days seeing the things Gavin Newsom makes a conscious deliberate decision to not only say but actively post all over the entire Internet:
September 13, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Me these days seeing the things Gavin Newsom makes a conscious deliberate decision to not only say but actively post all over the entire Internet:
When you're sharing a bed with your kid and they spend 30 minutes squirming around nonstop to try and snuggle in closer to you:
August 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
When you're sharing a bed with your kid and they spend 30 minutes squirming around nonstop to try and snuggle in closer to you:
Women living in a country with no paid maternity leave requirements and almost zero child care assistance where daycare often costs $2K+ per month per kid when Donny Dipshit floats five grand as an incentive for them to start pumping out babies:
April 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Women living in a country with no paid maternity leave requirements and almost zero child care assistance where daycare often costs $2K+ per month per kid when Donny Dipshit floats five grand as an incentive for them to start pumping out babies:
If the Democrats ever get power back, kinda worried they're just going to keep tossing people in overseas torture gulag concentration camps w/out due process and I'm gonna get yelled at by liberals for saying that's bad, actually, just like it was when Republicans did it.
April 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
If the Democrats ever get power back, kinda worried they're just going to keep tossing people in overseas torture gulag concentration camps w/out due process and I'm gonna get yelled at by liberals for saying that's bad, actually, just like it was when Republicans did it.
Getting ready to watch season 2 of the Last of Us:
April 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Getting ready to watch season 2 of the Last of Us:
Waking up in the morning when you're forty like:
April 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Waking up in the morning when you're forty like:
I guess it's not surprising that the Israeli military executed 15 paramedics and rescue workers in Palestine but if you do a Google news search about Israel there isn't one single result showing an article about that.
April 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I guess it's not surprising that the Israeli military executed 15 paramedics and rescue workers in Palestine but if you do a Google news search about Israel there isn't one single result showing an article about that.
Me as a teenager in high school, working 25 hours a week so my family could afford electricity and groceries, listening to Sheryl Crow sing "It's not getting what you want, it's wanting what you've got!":
April 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Me as a teenager in high school, working 25 hours a week so my family could afford electricity and groceries, listening to Sheryl Crow sing "It's not getting what you want, it's wanting what you've got!":