The Wreck of S.S. Needle 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
@polarhierophant.bsky.social
Just a dumb gay bitch who happens to like Mondays and politics. "I want dick more than I want world peace." My tweets (skeets?) are "controversial." I repost a lotta gay porn; support your favorite porn creators!
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
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“MAGA gala”? tf?
December 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
“MAGA gala”? tf?
Girl, is you from Florida or sumphin? Round these here frigid parts, we call that a “light dusting.”
December 14, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Girl, is you from Florida or sumphin? Round these here frigid parts, we call that a “light dusting.”
Period.
December 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Period.
Girl, I am cackling!
December 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Girl, I am cackling!
I have that exact same air purifier!
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I have that exact same air purifier!
Apparently still paying attention to a rag that was bought and repurposed by Jeff Bezos to become a MAGA propaganda mouthpiece.
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Apparently still paying attention to a rag that was bought and repurposed by Jeff Bezos to become a MAGA propaganda mouthpiece.
Gimme the whole week at the same damn time.
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Gimme the whole week at the same damn time.
I forgot for a millisecond, but Pepperidge Farm reminded me.
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I forgot for a millisecond, but Pepperidge Farm reminded me.
“I bet he doesn’t even have a cum face. Can you imagine fucking that guy?” -Selina Meyer
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“I bet he doesn’t even have a cum face. Can you imagine fucking that guy?” -Selina Meyer
wtf no. ew.
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
wtf no. ew.
How? His vote oughta strengthen it.
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
How? His vote oughta strengthen it.
“They had tears in their eyes; tears of joy. They were openly weeping.”
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
“They had tears in their eyes; tears of joy. They were openly weeping.”
The subway is the only place i get trapped. Otherwise, I’m walking on the bus like family invited me in for Sunday dinner and am expected to arrive empty handed. That $2.90 will remain in my pocket.
November 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The subway is the only place i get trapped. Otherwise, I’m walking on the bus like family invited me in for Sunday dinner and am expected to arrive empty handed. That $2.90 will remain in my pocket.
It’s men with rooms like that that put you through the mattress.
October 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It’s men with rooms like that that put you through the mattress.
Acetaminophen, not Tylenol.
October 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Acetaminophen, not Tylenol.
Who is the bottom?
October 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Who is the bottom?
He tried to have a George Stephanopoulos moment.
October 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
He tried to have a George Stephanopoulos moment.
No, don’t.
October 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
No, don’t.
It "resembled" a Nazi tattoo so much that he got it altered...
October 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It "resembled" a Nazi tattoo so much that he got it altered...
It really has been abysmal. They’re destroying a major part of my childhood with this mess.
October 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
It really has been abysmal. They’re destroying a major part of my childhood with this mess.