Pointless Letters
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Ever read a letter in a paper and immediately thought Eh? afterwards? Yeah, that. All contributions welcome. They’re all real, and definitely not from the Viz.
Fortunately for Leanne, someone was able to get word to the armed team forcing her at gunpoint to watch stuff with Emma Thompson in it and order them to stand down.
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Fortunately for Leanne, someone was able to get word to the armed team forcing her at gunpoint to watch stuff with Emma Thompson in it and order them to stand down.
1) No, it isn’t.
2) This is performative cruelty and nothing else.
3) The people you’re pitching this for will never, ever, ever vote for you.
2) This is performative cruelty and nothing else.
3) The people you’re pitching this for will never, ever, ever vote for you.
November 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
1) No, it isn’t.
2) This is performative cruelty and nothing else.
3) The people you’re pitching this for will never, ever, ever vote for you.
2) This is performative cruelty and nothing else.
3) The people you’re pitching this for will never, ever, ever vote for you.
“The right is starting to get better at comedy and it's making lefties nervous.”
November 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
“The right is starting to get better at comedy and it's making lefties nervous.”
…..but remember, it’s the young people who are the snowflakes
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 AM
…..but remember, it’s the young people who are the snowflakes
DID ARE BOYZ DIE 4 THIS I AM FEWMIN
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 AM
DID ARE BOYZ DIE 4 THIS I AM FEWMIN
“The long winter nights just fly by, they really do.”
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
“The long winter nights just fly by, they really do.”
They should put these people in the Olympic team because fuck me, the gymnastic abilities they’re showing off in their efforts to make this someone else’s fault are absolutely gold medal worthy.
September 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
They should put these people in the Olympic team because fuck me, the gymnastic abilities they’re showing off in their efforts to make this someone else’s fault are absolutely gold medal worthy.
“Eight grams short! Eight grams! Sidney! SIDNEY! Get the spreadsheet updated!”
August 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
“Eight grams short! Eight grams! Sidney! SIDNEY! Get the spreadsheet updated!”
First picture: Michael’s letter to the Daily Mail suggesting that immigrants are actually just good people looking for a better life who want to work and contribute.
Second picture: Michael five minutes after the rest of the Daily Mail readership catch up with him.
Second picture: Michael five minutes after the rest of the Daily Mail readership catch up with him.
August 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
First picture: Michael’s letter to the Daily Mail suggesting that immigrants are actually just good people looking for a better life who want to work and contribute.
Second picture: Michael five minutes after the rest of the Daily Mail readership catch up with him.
Second picture: Michael five minutes after the rest of the Daily Mail readership catch up with him.
“When I was in the army I was in the army.”
August 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
“When I was in the army I was in the army.”
Make Britain Cruel Again
July 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Make Britain Cruel Again
Strong “I am masturbating as I write this” energy here
June 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Strong “I am masturbating as I write this” energy here
9 years ago. Never forget.
June 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
9 years ago. Never forget.
“First they came for the mashed potato, and I said nothing, because I was not a complete fucking weirdo trying to paint myself as the victim of some massive culture war conspiracy through the medium of mashed potato.”
June 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
“First they came for the mashed potato, and I said nothing, because I was not a complete fucking weirdo trying to paint myself as the victim of some massive culture war conspiracy through the medium of mashed potato.”
“See what they’re making me do?” weeps landlord grabbing more and more money off of their tenants instead of just making a little less profit. “I don’t want to be taking even more of your cash! Honestly! It’s the government’s fault! I wish I wasn’t doing this! Noooooooo!”
May 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
“See what they’re making me do?” weeps landlord grabbing more and more money off of their tenants instead of just making a little less profit. “I don’t want to be taking even more of your cash! Honestly! It’s the government’s fault! I wish I wasn’t doing this! Noooooooo!”
“I agree with Steve.” said Mrs Bunty Twelvetrees, 83, church organist, raffle organiser, roof repair fund treasurer and hollowed out hate-fuelled husk of a human being, today. “The church is no place for any of these trendy woke types with their notions of kindness and compassion towards others.”
May 26, 2025 at 9:29 AM
“I agree with Steve.” said Mrs Bunty Twelvetrees, 83, church organist, raffle organiser, roof repair fund treasurer and hollowed out hate-fuelled husk of a human being, today. “The church is no place for any of these trendy woke types with their notions of kindness and compassion towards others.”
“Bloody snowflakes!” shouted Nigel, working himself up to a coronary at the idea of some imagined criticism of a chocolate bar’s availability by some people he conjured up in his head two minutes ago.
May 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
“Bloody snowflakes!” shouted Nigel, working himself up to a coronary at the idea of some imagined criticism of a chocolate bar’s availability by some people he conjured up in his head two minutes ago.
Imagine getting this angry at the idea of children being fed and not going hungry.
May 11, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Imagine getting this angry at the idea of children being fed and not going hungry.
“I’ll be honest with you, I just want to see people suffer.”
May 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
“I’ll be honest with you, I just want to see people suffer.”
SCARY THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: This person gets to vote
April 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
SCARY THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: This person gets to vote
Or you could, I dunno, just mind your own business and not weirdly stare at the body and genitalia of someone in your aquafit class before writing in to a national newspaper with your speculation about what they’ve got under their swimming costume.
April 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Or you could, I dunno, just mind your own business and not weirdly stare at the body and genitalia of someone in your aquafit class before writing in to a national newspaper with your speculation about what they’ve got under their swimming costume.
Who ya gonna call?
GHOST THATCHER
GHOST THATCHER
April 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Who ya gonna call?
GHOST THATCHER
GHOST THATCHER
Just an absolute privilege to watch minds like this at work, it really is.
April 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Just an absolute privilege to watch minds like this at work, it really is.
Part of me thinks that I should really feel sympathy for people who spend so much of their lives - and time they absolutely won’t get back - angry, terrified and upset because they’ve been radicalised by right-wing media.
…then I remember that they’re cunts and think “Nah.”
…then I remember that they’re cunts and think “Nah.”
April 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Part of me thinks that I should really feel sympathy for people who spend so much of their lives - and time they absolutely won’t get back - angry, terrified and upset because they’ve been radicalised by right-wing media.
…then I remember that they’re cunts and think “Nah.”
…then I remember that they’re cunts and think “Nah.”