POGtastic
pogtastic.bsky.social
POGtastic
@pogtastic.bsky.social
Software engineer, big blue semiconductor company. POG = Personnel Other than Grunt. Wife guy. Dog guy. Terrible chess player.
Listen up, liberals
My neck hurts
January 13, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Props to my dad for attempting to climb Aconcagua at the age of 62 and also listening to sense when the guide said "sorry, no summit today, it doesn't look good"

Still sounds like he had an adventure
January 12, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Pats did not play great but man that defense played tougher than a WinCo flatiron steak
January 12, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Well Sunday's games have a lot to live up to. That was crazy
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Holy shit the Bears might actually pull this out. What a comeback, what a collapse
January 11, 2026 at 4:23 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAA FUCK THE RAVENS
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Extremely funny that Bucs / Panthers fans have to watch this putrid game to figure out which of them is making the playoffs
January 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Had to make my own pancake mix from scratch due to a failure from the 1st Pog Logistics Battalion (me) in requisitioning from the usual defense contractors (Costco). Time to figure out yet another system of mix-egg-milk ratio
January 1, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Richard would like to wish you all a "stop setting off fireworks you assholes" this New Years
January 1, 2026 at 3:47 AM
The company first sergeant calls out this motivator by name every Friday libo brief. "Don't be like LCpl Shmuckatelli, gents"
people are arguing about the cultural impact of avatar, and yet this image is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
December 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Kiddo has never seen Packers fans before. The idea of someone wearing cheese on his head is extremely funny to her
December 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The dogs were extremely interested in the remaining homemade horseradish sauce, and my wife decided "let's give them what they want!"

Dudley is Not A Fan
Richard, of course, licked the spoon clean and wanted more. Weirdo
December 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Kiddo got an interactive globe for Christmas and announced that she is "tapping the stuff she knows." Her first tap was for the Democratic Republic of the Congo and I want to know which Carmen Sandiego games she's playing in school
December 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The doggies' Christmas stocking has a bag of freeze-dried minnows in it and they are overcome with Christmas spirit
December 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The bread recipe I use for my French bread boules is from an ice.edu blog and dawwwggg that's an unfortunate acronym collision
Institute of Culinary Education | Ranked #1 Top Culinary School in America
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ice.edu
December 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
My wife accidentally gave the dogs their dental bones before feeding them the kibble, and now they are Extremely Upset that no post-dinner dental bone is forthcoming
December 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
My daughter just watched her first DOINK field goal and is laughing hysterically. Completely unprepared for this possibility
December 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Dudley is now 12. Everybody say happy birthday Dudley!

I pulled out the camera and he laid down and refused to move, so this is the best that I have. I suppose I could bribe him with cheese for a picture
December 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The pendulum has shifted way too far to the other direction with the analytics. We now have teams going for it on 4th and 3 on their own 40 yard line after being rekt at the line of scrimmage all day.

wow, another big defensive stop, who could've predicted that
Airing of Grievances: what are your bespoke football pet peeves? Not just shotgun in short yardage (we are all people of good taste after all) but little things that go up your ass sideways watching a game?

I *despise* big receivers that don't play like big guys and manhandle DBs.
December 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
dawwwwwgggg please attempt to compile your code before you give it to me
December 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The new shoes are in, so these are going to their reward. Behold, 3 months of normal wear and tear by a 6 year old girl. I wonder if La Sportiva does manufacturer's warranty returns
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Having driven back and forth to Roseburg for a year - deep breaths, fellas. The burning means it's working!
JFC. This right wing influencer (based in Montana, but mostly focused on Oregon politics) is encouraging his 50K followers to nuke their lungs with hydrogen peroxide.
December 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The child has discovered the Woods board. My poor fingers
December 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The dogs are begging for smoked salmon. Reader, they are not nearly good enough dogs to deserve smoked salmon
December 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The child is wearing through a pair of climbing shoes every three months

granted, I'm buying the cheapo shoes (used!) from the local REI ReSupply but seriously these shoes are crap
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM