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· Nov 27
Once I start learning how to play bass again it’s all over for you fuckers
Am I mixing both imperial and metric into my fantasy novel’s first draft based entirely on my mood? Duh
February 5, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Am I mixing both imperial and metric into my fantasy novel’s first draft based entirely on my mood? Duh
I need to go to a Jewels for things that I can’t find in my closest locally owned grocery stores: bulk whole peppercorns, bulk pink salt refills, canned green chile, and tofu
February 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
I need to go to a Jewels for things that I can’t find in my closest locally owned grocery stores: bulk whole peppercorns, bulk pink salt refills, canned green chile, and tofu
Chat do I apply to be a caricature artist/face painter/front gate photographer/henna artist at a local zoo for the summer…yes I’m that desperate
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Chat do I apply to be a caricature artist/face painter/front gate photographer/henna artist at a local zoo for the summer…yes I’m that desperate
It’s always funny when I get a scam text about paying an overdue toll fine in New Mexico. Silly goose, they don’t have those there
February 2, 2026 at 6:08 PM
It’s always funny when I get a scam text about paying an overdue toll fine in New Mexico. Silly goose, they don’t have those there
Imagine if/when Bridgerton is removed from Netflix…
February 2, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Imagine if/when Bridgerton is removed from Netflix…
My brain is so evil I saw a video about a barista handing someone a matcha latte and now *I* want a matcha latte…
February 1, 2026 at 5:58 PM
My brain is so evil I saw a video about a barista handing someone a matcha latte and now *I* want a matcha latte…
No yellows today but it still took me 5
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February 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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In an amazing feat, I wrote the most words of the month on the very last day 😂
February 1, 2026 at 7:11 AM
In an amazing feat, I wrote the most words of the month on the very last day 😂
Imagine hating me but I’m just over here watching a 45-minute video ranking every single L station
February 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Imagine hating me but I’m just over here watching a 45-minute video ranking every single L station
I need to save money so I can go to the women’s sports bar multiple times next month to watch the Olympics 😤🙏🏻
January 31, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I need to save money so I can go to the women’s sports bar multiple times next month to watch the Olympics 😤🙏🏻
I need to turn off autocorrect in Pages on my laptop bc what do you mean when I was in the middle of typing “gender affirming care” it wanted to autofill to “[gender] affirmative action”
January 31, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I need to turn off autocorrect in Pages on my laptop bc what do you mean when I was in the middle of typing “gender affirming care” it wanted to autofill to “[gender] affirmative action”
My room a den of SIN lemme tell you what
January 30, 2026 at 7:00 AM
My room a den of SIN lemme tell you what
Thank the GODS I have a friend I can talk freak shit with
January 30, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Thank the GODS I have a friend I can talk freak shit with
My dog is LOOKING at me and putting her head on my arm rest which usually means she’s asking to go outside but when I ask her “what do you want? Show me” she sits very purposefully, full attention…she wants my apple slices
January 30, 2026 at 3:55 AM
My dog is LOOKING at me and putting her head on my arm rest which usually means she’s asking to go outside but when I ask her “what do you want? Show me” she sits very purposefully, full attention…she wants my apple slices
I’ve been preparing to make soup (ie buying groceries) but then my unemployed day got away from me today and so TOMORROW shall be soup day 🙏🏻
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I’ve been preparing to make soup (ie buying groceries) but then my unemployed day got away from me today and so TOMORROW shall be soup day 🙏🏻
Got jumpscared that someone bought something off my store LOL
January 30, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Got jumpscared that someone bought something off my store LOL
I JUST REALIZED I CAN WATCH OLYMPIC SPORTS AT THE WOMEN’S SPORTS BAR BY ME HEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHA
January 29, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I JUST REALIZED I CAN WATCH OLYMPIC SPORTS AT THE WOMEN’S SPORTS BAR BY ME HEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHA
Trying upscroll ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
January 29, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Trying upscroll ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I think a 2026 Sam Smith album will heal me tbh
January 28, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I think a 2026 Sam Smith album will heal me tbh
What’s this thing with Netflix asking “are you still watching?” minutes into an episode instead of the beginning like it used to be?
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 AM
What’s this thing with Netflix asking “are you still watching?” minutes into an episode instead of the beginning like it used to be?
Listening to a spicy audiobook in public
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January 27, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Listening to a spicy audiobook in public
Listening to gay lusting and I’m like
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January 27, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Listening to gay lusting and I’m like
Me when Libby tells me that TWO of my holds are ready at the same time
January 26, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Me when Libby tells me that TWO of my holds are ready at the same time
Gonna leave my house today
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January 26, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Gonna leave my house today
I wish I could watch She-Ra for the first time again
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January 26, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I wish I could watch She-Ra for the first time again