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Joey
@pnwzebra.bsky.social
A zebra in the PNW. (she/her)

No longer making an effort.

♿️ 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ 🍉 🤟🏻 🐈 🧀 🌲🦉 🏒 ⚾️
Just injured myself hitting the block button harder and faster than ever before in my life.
January 17, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Threads makes this place look sane and hinged.
January 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Realized that these days I should add a watermelon next to my Star of David or folks may assume things. I can’t even be offended by that, given how many “fellow” Jews have disappointed me since October 7.
January 12, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Every Torrent game I watch is a celebration of the other team. No matter where we play, no matter who’s winning. Features all about the other team. Announcing all about the other team. My excitement for this team has been squashed by the people supposed to be enhancing it.
January 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I thought it was great that Heated Rivalry was bringing more women fans to hockey, until I saw how incredibly fucking WEIRD they’re making it.

Keep it in your pants, people, these are real athletes you’re being incredibly gross about. #HeatedRivalry
January 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Hey. If I don’t follow you back, it’s nothing personal. I try to stay both informed and sane, which means heavy moderation of my political intake. And a lot of you talk about politics a lot. Which is *great.* Keep it up! I respect it, I just can’t consume it. 🧡
January 9, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Turns out nobody annoying me on this site was a mutual. Unfollow spree! And now I get to hear only from you lovely people.
January 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Good god, everyone here is absolutely fucking miserable for Christmas. What an apparently terrible day for me to check back in.
December 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
@alisonl.bsky.social Do you have any insight as to why the Torrent aren’t playing Carly Jackson?
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
@kincaid4congress.bsky.social Here is the direct link. I tried to send it via your web form but it did not return a “sent” so that may be broken.

www.reddit.com/r/redmond/s/...
duckduckew's comment on "Plymouth Housing does not work. A Smarter Strategy to End Homelessness"
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October 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
@kincaid4congress.bsky.social Hi there! This was just posted by someone supporting your campaign. Is this the kind of rhetoric you’re happy with your followers spouting to potential voters?
October 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This is the problem, and I’m not as forgiving as the author. It’s excruciating.

www.wired.com/story/bluesk...
Bluesky Can’t Take a Joke
Bluesky has been a safe haven for users fleeing X and Threads. But while there’s less hate, there’s also fewer lolz.
www.wired.com
June 14, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Okay then.
May 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Bluesky just notified me I’m in danger of losing my account because I don’t overshare enough.
May 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This has been going on for a few days, and today I caught one landing on the rail to look for peanuts even though there were none. They appear to be leaving the suet alone. So far so good. #birds #crows
May 16, 2025 at 6:49 AM
So, watch everything we could want in 2025 and cancel in 2026. Got it.
May 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hockey doubleheader! Having a platter of truffle chèvre on crackers with kamaboko slices and caperberries.
May 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Crows are still accepting my offerings, but only when I’m inside. I’m patient.

Saw one walk the deck rail even when there were no more peanuts left. I’m creating the need.

Meanwhile the hummingbirds will come right up to my face and yell at me for existing.
May 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Tired of being Jewish. There’s just no percentage in it anymore. Gonna cash out and become a WASP.
May 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Trying to make peace with the local crows. I’ve put out the suet they like to steal as well as the peanuts they like more, to tempt them. Day one. Let’s see what happens. #birds
May 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Everyone on the Internet is creepy today.

I guess I better figure out my own culpability.
May 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The nondisabled be ignoring me when I say there’s a shortage of the medication needed to stop my MS attacks, but want me to listen to every. goddamn. detail of their seasonal
allergies.

Read the room, nondisabled.
May 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Of course I’m hoping the Leafs win, but with John and Edzo on the call I’ve already won.
May 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Hellebuyck forgot to study again, apparently.
May 11, 2025 at 11:09 PM