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Plum Thief Sluggo
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I'm not Sluggo and I don't really steal plums.

Trying to learn how to make small talk. Otherwise I'm listening to Wilco, Belle & Sebastian, or Yo La Tengo; reading; being an alright dad; or negotiating with my dog.
He/Him.
Look at this treat wanting goof.
October 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I grew some radishes and that brings me joy.
June 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
May 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It's almost like ICE's gestapo tactics are more about enriching private prison companies than protecting Americans.
May 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
When Macy's says they're the fragrance destination, I assume they sell these.
May 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
May 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I told him prom season is coming up, and then he got sad because he's never been to a prom.
May 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Presented without comment
May 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The ketchup in the break room believes self-care is important.
April 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Losing my mind at how this animated Jesus looks
April 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
April 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Uh, no, we also need Trump out of office, universal healthcare, and a less expensive seltzer water.
March 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Barbara Kingsolver is keeping me sane and motivated to make things better even if in small ways.
March 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I love this sign outside a nearby church. It's been up for at least 10 years, but probably longer. Still relevant.
February 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
There's a lot to unpack here, but this is how I find out Jewel's not American?
February 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This morning's soundtrack:
January 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It won't replace your breakfast eggs, but if you're having a hard time with the price of eggs or finding them, this stuff is awesome for baking.
January 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
That's an easy one NYT crossword puzzle.
January 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Gotta put on some Pulp every once in a while.
January 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I'm scared to learn the answer, but did this guy vote for Trump?
January 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Comedy Bang Bang fans rejoice! Trump removed the Tick Tock ban!
January 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Since when has The Wirecutter started writing about the Supreme Court?!
December 16, 2024 at 11:32 PM
December 11, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Happy Last Waltz Day!
November 28, 2024 at 3:54 PM
November 28, 2024 at 4:40 AM