ethel muggs.
@plumpwaitress.bsky.social
/parody, not affiliated with archie comics or the cw.
/written by madi.
/written by madi.
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ethel muggs.
@plumpwaitress.bsky.social
· Jun 17
“Welcome to Pop's Chock'lit Shoppe! What can I get you started with?”
~Ethel Muggs
~Riverdale Canon
~Canon Divergent
~Minors DNI
~Any art used is not my own, will delete if requested.
Repost for mutuals?
~Ethel Muggs
~Riverdale Canon
~Canon Divergent
~Minors DNI
~Any art used is not my own, will delete if requested.
Repost for mutuals?
Reposted by ethel muggs.
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 AM
[humming to herself as she slides a 12x12 dish full of brownie batter into the oven.]
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 AM
[humming to herself as she slides a 12x12 dish full of brownie batter into the oven.]
Reposted by ethel muggs.
⎊ 𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍
"𝐈'𝐦 𝐓𝐨𝐧𝐢 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤. 𝐈 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟. 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲... 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. 𝐒𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐈 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩?"
𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐊 ⎊
|| #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 ||
❤︎ & ↻
"𝐈'𝐦 𝐓𝐨𝐧𝐢 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤. 𝐈 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟. 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲... 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. 𝐒𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐈 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩?"
𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐊 ⎊
|| #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 ||
❤︎ & ↻
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
⎊ 𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍
"𝐈'𝐦 𝐓𝐨𝐧𝐢 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤. 𝐈 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟. 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲... 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. 𝐒𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐈 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩?"
𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐊 ⎊
|| #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 ||
❤︎ & ↻
"𝐈'𝐦 𝐓𝐨𝐧𝐢 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤. 𝐈 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟. 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲... 𝐈 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. 𝐒𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐈 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩?"
𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐊 ⎊
|| #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐤 ||
❤︎ & ↻
Reposted by ethel muggs.
November 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Reposted by ethel muggs.
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Reposted by ethel muggs.
November 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
@/plumpwaitress just posted to her story!
“car back from the shop means the tunes hitting different 🎶”
“car back from the shop means the tunes hitting different 🎶”
November 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
@/plumpwaitress just posted to her story!
“car back from the shop means the tunes hitting different 🎶”
“car back from the shop means the tunes hitting different 🎶”
@/plumpwaitress just added to her story!
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
@/plumpwaitress just added to her story!
@/plumpwaitress just posted to her story!
“ya gurl got her locks trimmed up 🥰”
“ya gurl got her locks trimmed up 🥰”
October 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
@/plumpwaitress just posted to her story!
“ya gurl got her locks trimmed up 🥰”
“ya gurl got her locks trimmed up 🥰”
Reposted by ethel muggs.
"𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲... 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧' 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐬, 𝐚𝐧' 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐲𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥. 𝐀𝐧' 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐲... 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐲𝐚 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞."
𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍
|| #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧 ||
❤︎ & ↻
𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍
|| #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧 ||
❤︎ & ↻
October 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲... 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧' 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐬, 𝐚𝐧' 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐲𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥. 𝐀𝐧' 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐲... 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐲𝐚 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞."
𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍
|| #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧 ||
❤︎ & ↻
𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍
|| #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧 ||
❤︎ & ↻
[texting the reader.]
feeling myself today 💅🏻
feeling myself today 💅🏻
October 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
[texting the reader.]
feeling myself today 💅🏻
feeling myself today 💅🏻
@/plumpwaitress just posted to her story!
September 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
@/plumpwaitress just posted to her story!
September 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
September 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
[stirring the straw in her milkshake glass, looking ovet at @toxiclips.bsky.social.]
so. do you have a favorite kind of flower? or is that more like picking a favorite child?
so. do you have a favorite kind of flower? or is that more like picking a favorite child?
September 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
[stirring the straw in her milkshake glass, looking ovet at @toxiclips.bsky.social.]
so. do you have a favorite kind of flower? or is that more like picking a favorite child?
so. do you have a favorite kind of flower? or is that more like picking a favorite child?
[yaaaawn. bored at work.]
September 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
[yaaaawn. bored at work.]
so i may or may not be writing a movie in my free time
September 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
so i may or may not be writing a movie in my free time
// you’re welcome by the way 😛
September 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
// you’re welcome by the way 😛
hamburger and fries, never turn down a classic combo.
Can't we make the hamburger pizza-shaped? Or a hamburger is fine too. I'll come there to see you.
umm……last time i checked, we don’t serve pizza.
unless tabitha, she’s our owner, added it to the menu and didn’t tell me.
unless tabitha, she’s our owner, added it to the menu and didn’t tell me.
September 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
hamburger and fries, never turn down a classic combo.
umm……last time i checked, we don’t serve pizza.
unless tabitha, she’s our owner, added it to the menu and didn’t tell me.
unless tabitha, she’s our owner, added it to the menu and didn’t tell me.
If you're there, I'll definitely come. Make a large pizza for me.
i just work there. head waitress.
so unless you visit on a day i’m not working, then no.
so unless you visit on a day i’m not working, then no.
September 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
umm……last time i checked, we don’t serve pizza.
unless tabitha, she’s our owner, added it to the menu and didn’t tell me.
unless tabitha, she’s our owner, added it to the menu and didn’t tell me.
i just work there. head waitress.
so unless you visit on a day i’m not working, then no.
so unless you visit on a day i’m not working, then no.
Is that a date?~
we’re just a small town diner but we got all the classics. burgers, hot dogs, fries, milkshakes. honestly just a little bit of everything.
September 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
i just work there. head waitress.
so unless you visit on a day i’m not working, then no.
so unless you visit on a day i’m not working, then no.
we’re just a small town diner but we got all the classics. burgers, hot dogs, fries, milkshakes. honestly just a little bit of everything.
like what?
come by pop’s and i’ll get you eating good.
September 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
we’re just a small town diner but we got all the classics. burgers, hot dogs, fries, milkshakes. honestly just a little bit of everything.