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Why is the text randomly highlighted
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Why is the text randomly highlighted
As much as saying the Onion can’t top reality is trite, it’s wild that the Onion parody is a hundred times less insane than the Clinton BJ
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
As much as saying the Onion can’t top reality is trite, it’s wild that the Onion parody is a hundred times less insane than the Clinton BJ
For maximum effect read this whole thing in the voice of Locutus of Borg
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
For maximum effect read this whole thing in the voice of Locutus of Borg
This Wikipedia page lists the treaties made with Native American groups under “U.S.–Native American treaties”:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
List of the United States treaties - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This Wikipedia page lists the treaties made with Native American groups under “U.S.–Native American treaties”:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
I’m can’t find a concise list but apparently there is a book about it called Behind the Trail of Broken Treaties: An Indian Declaration of Independence on the Internet Archive
October 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I’m can’t find a concise list but apparently there is a book about it called Behind the Trail of Broken Treaties: An Indian Declaration of Independence on the Internet Archive
See also: the Chip and Dale movie
October 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
See also: the Chip and Dale movie
Nestle adopting a different approach to stealing water
August 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Nestle adopting a different approach to stealing water
This is the plot of The Black Cloud
August 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
This is the plot of The Black Cloud
I love how this is only slightly less nonsensical than “would you kill a tiny clone of Hitler”
August 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I love how this is only slightly less nonsensical than “would you kill a tiny clone of Hitler”
Honestly i kinda get where this person is coming from the sense that people often think they can interact with wildlife like in the cute videos
August 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Honestly i kinda get where this person is coming from the sense that people often think they can interact with wildlife like in the cute videos
I want all these stickers and I’m not even a paleobotanist
August 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I want all these stickers and I’m not even a paleobotanist
I thought those speed lines were arrows being fired at him
August 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I thought those speed lines were arrows being fired at him
“It’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening”
August 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
“It’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening”
“It looks like there is tissue coming out of the monkey’s butt” it’s certainly the least upsetting possibility
August 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
“It looks like there is tissue coming out of the monkey’s butt” it’s certainly the least upsetting possibility
It’s a cease and desist notice from Wikifeet
August 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
It’s a cease and desist notice from Wikifeet
RIP Ernie Bushmiller, you would’ve loved Coldplay
July 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
RIP Ernie Bushmiller, you would’ve loved Coldplay
Me, when someone pinches me while I’m reading an Italian book
July 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Me, when someone pinches me while I’m reading an Italian book
Buster talking like he’s just activated his stand
July 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Buster talking like he’s just activated his stand
They’re gonna be celebrating in NYC at least as hard as when Bin Laden got got
July 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
They’re gonna be celebrating in NYC at least as hard as when Bin Laden got got
I firmly believe these sorts of repost accounts crowd out the actual original photographers on social media through sheer volume of posts
July 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I firmly believe these sorts of repost accounts crowd out the actual original photographers on social media through sheer volume of posts
…I said one second before noticing this was a twitter screenshot
July 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
…I said one second before noticing this was a twitter screenshot
they’re gonna have to build a biohazard wing in the louvre of bluesky for this image specifically
July 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
they’re gonna have to build a biohazard wing in the louvre of bluesky for this image specifically
I’ve never held a saw but something tells me he’s not holding it safely
July 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I’ve never held a saw but something tells me he’s not holding it safely