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Plonkapple
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The physical manifestation of some losers inner demons.

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My recommended feed is unhinged today!
A thumbnail with David Lynch on the right, and someone who vaguely looks like David Lynch touching something orange and phallic that's been blurred out on the left. The title of the video is "Touching a Dildo to Prove I'm Not David Lynch" A YouTube thumbnail featuring a hand holding a small computer. The text inside the thumbnail reads "This is Wikipedia". The title of the video is "I'm Gonna Make The Library of Alexandria Burning Look Like a Fucking Joke!" A YouTube thumbnail of a concerned looking gentleman pointing at a large block of text behind him reading "NOT FOR KIDS". The title of the video is "STOP Posting My NUDES on CoolMathGames" A YouTube thumbnail of a very concerned man holding a small bunch of bananas. There is text pointing to the bananas reading "THESE SHOULDN'T EXIST". The title of the video is "Genitals are God's Mistake"
August 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Should I finish this NES cover of Rude Buster?
August 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Does Porter Robinson need to play on an NES? Probably not.

Did I make it play for NES anyway? Absolutely!
August 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Idk but my feed is very Brazil themed today.
2 unrelated posts both discussing something Brazil related. Post 1: "Idk how this got on Ohio. It's a Brazilian exclusive game. How?" Post 2: "haven't seen Brazil but based on the poster i assume it tells the story of a young Joe Biden"
July 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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I can still (almost) recite Penis Cornbread from memory 3 years later.
July 2, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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It's not labeled for some silly reason, but this slider is your timeline zoom.
The timeline zoom, in between the marker settings and the preview volume slider.
June 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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I started working on this video a couple weeks ago, but I won't be able to get back to this till later in the month after my surgery, so giving you all an early preview.
May 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Waiting for someone to make a clamshell game device where the thumbsticks retract.
A rough diagram of a clamshell gaming system with a retractable thumbstick. The sticks would be attached to a spring/lever mechanism that causes the stick to pop out as you open the lid, and retract as you close it.
April 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Sir, please step into the LMAOsine.
A LMAOsine. A Limousine, but the guy holding the door open has the epic face. Very lmao. Much sine.
March 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I should start posting more, so here's a glowing peenor I found on my ceiling this morning.
A glowing beam of light from the sun hitting the ceiling. It's shaped like a crudely drawn penis.
February 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Just finished sampling the first season of Infinity Train. Super excited to start remixing! ^u^
December 11, 2024 at 4:46 AM
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The other night I had a dream I was watching a Disney Channel Original Movie called "Queen of You". I recreated what the opening title song sounded like in my dream.
November 16, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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Sorry for the lack of spooky posts. Here's a green pumpkin I bought at the Waltoned Market.
The sun setting on a wool pumpkin. Side angle. The sun setting on a wool pumpkin. Front angle. You can see the window blinds form striped shadows.
October 21, 2024 at 8:21 PM
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Exclusive Interview with old general store's employee of the month.
September 15, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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I call this one "Pan-Aurora"
A color pencil sketch. Pictured is a child on the bottom left holding a balloon. The child is looking up at lights that resemble an inverted ocean in the sky, and soaring through it are a school of fish and a stingray, all of which are sporting the colors Pink, Yellow, and Blue. (Made to resemble the pan-pride flag)
March 20, 2024 at 12:55 PM
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Shit! :(
My heart goes out to you. All I can offer is this bit from diyhrt.wiki/transfem
There are really no good ways to find out if your T levels are suppressed if you can't access blood tests. If you ejaculate no or very little semen when you orgasm, it's a likely sign that your T is very adequately suppressed. However, being able to ejaculate semen doesn't necessarily mean your T isn't being suppressed. If you notice your libido being significantly higher than normal, an increase in acne/oil production, more random erections, and increased semen volume, it can be a sign that your testosterone is too high. Try and avoid relying on very subjective factors like changes in mood to gauge hormone levels.
March 14, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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Trans people reskeet with a ñïçê pic of themselves
Her face just barely pokes out from the void. You know not what hellish dimension from which she hails, but 2 things are certain: her pronouns are she/her, and yours are now was/were.
January 19, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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I woke up to see this taped to my ceiling the other day.
My sleep paralysis demon saying "Good Morning bestie!"
November 29, 2023 at 7:23 PM
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I got the 4AM corruption. O.O
A screenshot of the post this is replying to. The image is corrupted and datamoshed.
November 18, 2023 at 10:20 AM
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Got some new glasses! ^-^
A girl with short, but wavy/curly hair barely touching the shoulders. She's wearing circle framed glasses with a color gradient starting with black at the top, fading to a subtle purple in the middle, and tapering off to clear at the bottom.
November 10, 2023 at 2:41 PM
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👀
In a distorted splotch of colors, an outline of Steven Universe is barely visible. The texture is reminiscent of marble or glass.
October 15, 2023 at 7:09 PM
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Joining BlueSky like French Montana!
Mr. Dracula Flow, an old man wearing aviator sunglasses and rocking a painted-on Dracula hair cut, going "heehh?"
October 11, 2023 at 9:09 PM
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Aah!! I finally have more subscribers on YouTube than followers on SoundCloud! Thank you all for tuning in. ^u^
A screenshot showing I currently have 601 subscribers and 85 videos.
October 10, 2023 at 6:39 PM
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Just found out that in Resolve you can use image/video as a distortion mask. (kinda like turbulent displacement in Premiere, but you can use anything as the noise).
A warped sploch of colors. The word "BITCH!" is just about visible as the text seemlessly blends with the rest of the distortion.
October 4, 2023 at 2:05 AM
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Same energy.
Doctor Who showing a guard a piece of Psychic Paper, a magic doodad that shows you exactly what you wanna see in that moment, much like the photo this is in reply to.
October 3, 2023 at 11:48 AM