When clouds look like a clenched fist...

Thanks for 'andysplaining'. Pal.

I was banking on Gryffindor, but it’s tending towards Slytherin.

Is he going to get Trump to rescind his red card? „Cristiano never touched the guy, fake foul!“

Definitely the last time I watch QPR reserves away.

I hope the game stopped for a minute's silence at every corner-kick.

No better name in football history than Crewe goalie Geoff Crudgington.

James Anthony P(at)rick Carr. Arf.

Tricky to time it if the ball’s in the crowd or the ballboy‘s asleep or not close by - better to leave it at ref‘s discretion.

Add: "If the referee deems that time is being deliberately wasted by the team in possession, the throw-in will be awarded to the other team and a minute added to stoppage time." (Also, automatically add two minutes stoppage time for any yellow card shown for time-wasting.)

We demand the whole book.

On the border of beauty and apocalypse.