out with gender neutral “dude”

in with gender neutral “dog”

puppy got hypnotized for world hypnosis day,,, woof,,, 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

did *not* believe it was a real thing that works until recently

glad to be proven wrong

me scrolling bluesky

this is what my pfp is from
dynasty-scans.com/chapters/ill...
mean maid x pathetic puppygirl

she's so me

we need more pathetic puppygirl representation in media

me actually
i need to get a collar that says emotional support animal

i wish i had the confidence to publicly post photos of me on here cause im actually so fucking hot it's unreal but if anyone ever associated me irl with the freak shit I like I would. explode. my beauty shall be contained to not explode people's minds

it's nice to finally have an account that nobody i know follows me on so i can be a weird replygirling freak

i need injections and my 200 mg prog to make my c cups be d cups nowwwwww (<- started injections instead of pills a month ago)

listen puppygirls shouldn't have to be patient it's fucked up

new year's resolutions -
get leashed
learn to bark better
become more agreeable to evil women's schemes

Happy New Yuri! Kick off the new year the right way and look up "touhou girls making out sloppy" on your search engine of choice!

seeing this as targeted advertising sent me

like yes ad companies i do love evil and cruel women but ive already had my brain rewritten by of the devil lol, best game i played all year, they weren't lying with the toxic yuri descriptor

i need the heartbreak killer to-

god, need
someone doodled me like this once and aaaa

they need to make more puppygirl manga
it's always peak fiction

need tbh

this account will probably bounce between rambling about my interests and puppy posting

things I like:
manga
comics
gamedev
mtg
photography
yuri!!!! (I've read more than most imagine possible)

you can refer to me as puppy or pup

my dms are open if you wanna yap about anything :3

i need to figure out how to train myself out of my innate bratty tendencies because they keep getting in the way of being a good dog

that or find someone to train them out of me

goodnight sleep tight let the puppygirls bite

if you have the right crowd, it can be really nice to out yourself as a puppygirl. being a weird little freak is kinda normalized among my peers, so after a friend went full cat girl I said fuck it we ball. now people just casually acknowledge me as a doggirl and it's so freeing

Literally me..