Jerry was not enjoying his course on Kant's metaphysics.

Poor Biden's pardon's are void
The use of an autopen means they're destroyed
He's tempted to shout it,
You better not doubt it,
Says the man who claimed to declassify documents
Simply by thinking about it.

Chuck Schumer
Has one card but won't even play it.
OK Boomer.

Haiku overdue...

Musk annoyed?
Sixth "unscheduled disassembly."
Schadenfreude.

Today's Haiku:

Fire the bums!
Oops, those bums kept our nukes safe.
Fire missiles?

Hmm.

Totally normal sign in the restroom of the pub/restaurant last night….

Its contested now, but some research suggests that due to sexism via unconscious bias, people are less cautious in responding to weather warnings if the storm has a female name. But Eowyn from LOTR was a woman masquerading as a man! Coincidence or public health policy? You decide!

Always beware of skewers when playing chess.

It reminds me of this somehow:

Kind of the opposite of this nice line from George Carlin: