playfair 💽🏳️🌈
@playfairdotwav.bsky.social
hi! i'm playfair (any pronouns), a computer virus vtuber who enjoys fps, rpg games, programming, playing bass, and long walks on the beach
pfp by @rottenturnips.bsky.social
come watch me on twitch!
https://twitch.tv/playfairdotwav
pfp by @rottenturnips.bsky.social
come watch me on twitch!
https://twitch.tv/playfairdotwav
words cannot describe how spectacularly erect i am
January 18, 2026 at 12:15 AM
words cannot describe how spectacularly erect i am
i feel like if i liked beans it would be a lot easier for me to live cheaply but the texture and smell make me want to cry
January 17, 2026 at 9:23 PM
i feel like if i liked beans it would be a lot easier for me to live cheaply but the texture and smell make me want to cry
make sure you THINK before hitting the penretha franklin
January 17, 2026 at 9:44 AM
make sure you THINK before hitting the penretha franklin
real ones remember when he made a hypno kink blog post which is maybe THE least sexy thing i have ever read. he also claimed that he trained chatgpt to hypnotize him. hope he's happy looking up from the fiery pits!
not wrong
January 14, 2026 at 9:57 PM
real ones remember when he made a hypno kink blog post which is maybe THE least sexy thing i have ever read. he also claimed that he trained chatgpt to hypnotize him. hope he's happy looking up from the fiery pits!
nothing will ever make me feel as good as my 2014 copy of garry's mod with over 400gb of addons subscribed to it did when i was 11. i was just jamming every last piece of bullshit i saw into that poor dell laptop and praying it didn't burst into flame LOL
January 13, 2026 at 6:03 AM
nothing will ever make me feel as good as my 2014 copy of garry's mod with over 400gb of addons subscribed to it did when i was 11. i was just jamming every last piece of bullshit i saw into that poor dell laptop and praying it didn't burst into flame LOL
realizing that a lot of my hobbies boil down to new ways to play pretend with my friends
January 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
realizing that a lot of my hobbies boil down to new ways to play pretend with my friends
dunno if im in the minority here but as pedantic as it sounds i hate when people call it "coding" instead of "programming" or anything to the effect of "writing software"
January 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
dunno if im in the minority here but as pedantic as it sounds i hate when people call it "coding" instead of "programming" or anything to the effect of "writing software"
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Caught myself groaning with desire at a big jar of pickles ugghhh
January 2, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Caught myself groaning with desire at a big jar of pickles ugghhh
scanning the vod of my stream today, god i must have played 45 mins TOPS of that game in a 3 hour stream, honestly can't believe i yapped THAT much and still had enough to yap at dinner and to friends now
December 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
scanning the vod of my stream today, god i must have played 45 mins TOPS of that game in a 3 hour stream, honestly can't believe i yapped THAT much and still had enough to yap at dinner and to friends now
war thunder is hilarious every game is either five minutes or an hour and you spend the same ratio of the time doing nothing regardless
December 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
war thunder is hilarious every game is either five minutes or an hour and you spend the same ratio of the time doing nothing regardless
what if being trans is new game plus. you get to select a new origin but carry your equipment over from the previous run
December 28, 2025 at 8:06 AM
what if being trans is new game plus. you get to select a new origin but carry your equipment over from the previous run
anyone else tried prototyping in ms paint instead of figma? it's doing wonders for my joy, not so sure about my productivity
December 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
anyone else tried prototyping in ms paint instead of figma? it's doing wonders for my joy, not so sure about my productivity
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12 Dino Drawings (title pending)
I asked my friends to pick a prompt off of a list so I could draw 12 of my friends every day until Christmas! Day 3 is the sweetiest @playfairdotwav.bsky.social who chose toy (and obvi she'd kill it as a barbie doll)
I could yap 5ever about Playfair, ILY BUD!!!!!
I asked my friends to pick a prompt off of a list so I could draw 12 of my friends every day until Christmas! Day 3 is the sweetiest @playfairdotwav.bsky.social who chose toy (and obvi she'd kill it as a barbie doll)
I could yap 5ever about Playfair, ILY BUD!!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
12 Dino Drawings (title pending)
I asked my friends to pick a prompt off of a list so I could draw 12 of my friends every day until Christmas! Day 3 is the sweetiest @playfairdotwav.bsky.social who chose toy (and obvi she'd kill it as a barbie doll)
I could yap 5ever about Playfair, ILY BUD!!!!!
I asked my friends to pick a prompt off of a list so I could draw 12 of my friends every day until Christmas! Day 3 is the sweetiest @playfairdotwav.bsky.social who chose toy (and obvi she'd kill it as a barbie doll)
I could yap 5ever about Playfair, ILY BUD!!!!!
ever burp so hard you wanna weigh yourself after to see if you lost any weight
December 15, 2025 at 7:44 AM
ever burp so hard you wanna weigh yourself after to see if you lost any weight
did i lose whamageddon if i was practicing bass and accidentally started playing last christmas??? is there a referee i can call
December 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
did i lose whamageddon if i was practicing bass and accidentally started playing last christmas??? is there a referee i can call
my mom: "your tiktoks show up on my feed sometimes!"
me: "oh haha which ones have you seen..?"
mom: "ah haha i don't really remember specifically"
me: *bluescreens in panic*
my tiktok:
me: "oh haha which ones have you seen..?"
mom: "ah haha i don't really remember specifically"
me: *bluescreens in panic*
my tiktok:
December 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
my mom: "your tiktoks show up on my feed sometimes!"
me: "oh haha which ones have you seen..?"
mom: "ah haha i don't really remember specifically"
me: *bluescreens in panic*
my tiktok:
me: "oh haha which ones have you seen..?"
mom: "ah haha i don't really remember specifically"
me: *bluescreens in panic*
my tiktok:
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its my birthday 👉👈
December 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
its my birthday 👉👈
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eating a mt. olive pickle out of the jar wrapped in a paper towel and a warm cherry coke to feel like i'm eating concessions at some shitty middle school sporting event
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
eating a mt. olive pickle out of the jar wrapped in a paper towel and a warm cherry coke to feel like i'm eating concessions at some shitty middle school sporting event
deeply excited at the prospect of war thunder infantry
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
deeply excited at the prospect of war thunder infantry
greg tech new horizons has consumed my life
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
greg tech new horizons has consumed my life
my titties hurt and i'm out of weed
December 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
my titties hurt and i'm out of weed
the number of people i have seen this happen to including myself is now seven.
Windows decided to update on my laptop AND activated bit locker without my permission, and is now stuck in a loop and is inaccessible unless I restore the OS oh WOW.
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
the number of people i have seen this happen to including myself is now seven.
people who actually finish games,,, any tips for people who don't do that? i always find myself getting distracted or losing focus 3/4 of the way through
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
people who actually finish games,,, any tips for people who don't do that? i always find myself getting distracted or losing focus 3/4 of the way through
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Hiya! For those who don't know me, I'm KappnTortle!
I am a Vtuber, a Variety Streamer, an Artist and Starship Captain!
If you want to pay us a visit or join my crew, we will be docked at the Purple Station weekly, Saturday thru Tuesday! (Stream Link Below and in Bio)
I am a Vtuber, a Variety Streamer, an Artist and Starship Captain!
If you want to pay us a visit or join my crew, we will be docked at the Purple Station weekly, Saturday thru Tuesday! (Stream Link Below and in Bio)
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Hiya! For those who don't know me, I'm KappnTortle!
I am a Vtuber, a Variety Streamer, an Artist and Starship Captain!
If you want to pay us a visit or join my crew, we will be docked at the Purple Station weekly, Saturday thru Tuesday! (Stream Link Below and in Bio)
I am a Vtuber, a Variety Streamer, an Artist and Starship Captain!
If you want to pay us a visit or join my crew, we will be docked at the Purple Station weekly, Saturday thru Tuesday! (Stream Link Below and in Bio)