Platypus Man
@platypus222.bsky.social
I'm Platypus Man, which is kind of like Batman except I'm not as rich and rarely fight crime. Rarely.
Real name Justin (he/him) | Co-creator of Julius Pringles (he/they/?)
Real name Justin (he/him) | Co-creator of Julius Pringles (he/they/?)
Ocarina of Time has been on Nintendo Music for ages, maybe since it was launched
December 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Ocarina of Time has been on Nintendo Music for ages, maybe since it was launched
I've lived in the South almost my whole life and agreed on both points
December 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I've lived in the South almost my whole life and agreed on both points
There are definitely things I think are overrated but unless I have more than that going on, it's not usually worth sharing. Also sometimes you think something is overrated but still like it a lot, which usually adds even less to the conversation!
December 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
There are definitely things I think are overrated but unless I have more than that going on, it's not usually worth sharing. Also sometimes you think something is overrated but still like it a lot, which usually adds even less to the conversation!
If I can go the rest of my life without hearing the phrases "standard deduction", "out of pocket minimum", "in/out of network", and "open enrollment", I will be happy. Like it is a literal crime that EVERYONE needs to know and understand this stuff, and that's before you get to the important things.
December 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
If I can go the rest of my life without hearing the phrases "standard deduction", "out of pocket minimum", "in/out of network", and "open enrollment", I will be happy. Like it is a literal crime that EVERYONE needs to know and understand this stuff, and that's before you get to the important things.
I have to kick my cat in the head at the doorway multiple times a week but he'll only get out over my dead body
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I have to kick my cat in the head at the doorway multiple times a week but he'll only get out over my dead body
Maybe I'm dumb but why do you call it his puppy ear? Do puppies have ears like this? (I've never had a puppy)
December 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Maybe I'm dumb but why do you call it his puppy ear? Do puppies have ears like this? (I've never had a puppy)
Nah, a lot of people just don't like coffee, no matter where it's from or what you add to it. For me it's always too bitter 🤷♂️
December 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Nah, a lot of people just don't like coffee, no matter where it's from or what you add to it. For me it's always too bitter 🤷♂️
Even my favorite games in the world take me long enough that I'm tired of most of them by the time I beat them. Baldur's Gate 3 was great and there are a ton of ways to play it but it took me like 6 months to get through it, I might play it again eventually but I haven't yet.
December 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Even my favorite games in the world take me long enough that I'm tired of most of them by the time I beat them. Baldur's Gate 3 was great and there are a ton of ways to play it but it took me like 6 months to get through it, I might play it again eventually but I haven't yet.
Eric when can we expect the video on genocide in Odders
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Eric when can we expect the video on genocide in Odders
Branson trust me when I say that there's no one in the world whose Looney Tunes opinion I trust more than you
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Branson trust me when I say that there's no one in the world whose Looney Tunes opinion I trust more than you
We just got a kitten that we named Tortellini. The name fits in with our other cats, Gruyere and Mozzarella (and recently lost Gorgonzola) and our dog Casserole. So I get the name Macaroni for sure, top tier.
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
We just got a kitten that we named Tortellini. The name fits in with our other cats, Gruyere and Mozzarella (and recently lost Gorgonzola) and our dog Casserole. So I get the name Macaroni for sure, top tier.
Better than pooping in the dishwasher
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Better than pooping in the dishwasher
People tried to justify that as "the guy saying it was secretly from the universe where the everyone is evil so of course he likes Musk" but I don't think that's what they were saying
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 AM
People tried to justify that as "the guy saying it was secretly from the universe where the everyone is evil so of course he likes Musk" but I don't think that's what they were saying
That one's on there, (coincidental) 9/11 joke and everything
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 AM
That one's on there, (coincidental) 9/11 joke and everything
He was a talking dolphin who became Peter's friend but quickly overstayed his welcome on land, I think that's accurate but I'm not going to look it up
November 12, 2025 at 7:03 AM
He was a talking dolphin who became Peter's friend but quickly overstayed his welcome on land, I think that's accurate but I'm not going to look it up
I'm not polyamorous but my partner is, it's nice to know that she has others to support her when she needs it, but also that sometimes I can play video games by myself without feeling selfish
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I'm not polyamorous but my partner is, it's nice to know that she has others to support her when she needs it, but also that sometimes I can play video games by myself without feeling selfish
Correct and accurate!
November 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Correct and accurate!
great pizza, phil
November 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
great pizza, phil
Or be Vulcan Nerve Pinched, at the very minimum
November 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Or be Vulcan Nerve Pinched, at the very minimum
I legit forgot to include parents' siblings' spouses in this, I was thinking about parents' friends and cousins and all that and the obvious one slipped my mind
October 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I legit forgot to include parents' siblings' spouses in this, I was thinking about parents' friends and cousins and all that and the obvious one slipped my mind