platypodus.bsky.social
@platypodus.bsky.social
I'm convinced no companies should be allowed to reply to people's social media. They're not people, why should a company make funny comments or reply with hearts? It's fine that they put posts out there and answer questions on their own accounts, but are reactions to random stuff necessary? #ads
February 6, 2026 at 10:39 PM
For everyone confused why #MAGA ignores #Trump s crimes and blatant evil; it's because what they want is "to get away with it". That's the property they think makes him strong, and that's what they fawn over. What he does is irrelevant, as long as he "gets away with it". That's what they want.
February 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
What we need today is another form of Laicism, the separation of church and state, for the rich. I don't know how it happened in the Renaissance, but somehow the power was wrested from the powerful and given to the people. We need a new separation of money and state, or more general, power and state
February 1, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I hate the term "god complex" when talking about the desire to change humanity. Literally everyone who ever did change humanity was human.
January 27, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I wonder if the name "Donald" will be phased out of existence like the name "Adolf" was. Imagine reading a "Today I learned" in 60 years that's like "before WW3, there was a famous cartoon character called Donald Duck". Insanity.
January 11, 2026 at 3:47 PM
#Trump verachten in allen Ehren, aber die deutsche Politik sollte sich vielleicht erstmal den eigenen #Spahn aus dem Auge ziehen. Offen korrupt, aber seine Macht wächst stetig.
Züchten wir uns unseren eigenen Trump?
January 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
To my fellow pro two state solution demonstrators: play #SweetCaroline and chant #FreePalestine to the rhythm. It a banger. "Free Pa Les Tine: Oh Oh Oh"
January 6, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Maybe #Trump was just sick of eating McD all the time and asked his staffers to bring him a mad gyros and they misunderstood. #venezuela #foodforthought
January 5, 2026 at 11:09 PM
When actors aren't even typecast, but never get a role again after their one hit, maybe we should call that "Byers Regret". #strangerthings
January 1, 2026 at 7:20 PM
If women aren't about just sex, why do we call them the fairer sex? #philosophy
December 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I'm probably not the first, but shouldn't we be referring to #EdgarAllenPoe as The Woet? #thewoet #thewoetwrotetheraven
November 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Can we coin the term "provecy" for a "self-fulfilling prophecy"? If it proves itself, it's a provecy.

#neologism
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Look, this sounds silly, but I just realized a prime reason to vote for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social : he'll probably be the first mayor of New York City who'll be able to karaoke the Plain White T's #heytheredelilah. This is crazy, because a) the song mentions NYC and b) it was a hit 20(!) years ago
October 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Prediction: as long as humans are reliant on language, music will stay the most important art form.
October 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
When labourers started disputing labor and labor rights, they were called saboteurs, from sabot, shoe. They walked noisily.

Now that we face a new era of labor reduction and wealth inequality, I wonder what will be the root word that coins this generations "sabotage".
September 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The enemy is transparency, because transparency enforced truth. We're kept in line by shame and a false sense of privacy and propriety, but in the end, that's more harmful to all of us than just embracing full transparency, on every front.
September 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Wanna know the real reason people aren't having kids anymore? The emancipation of the woman.

It sounds insane, but hear me out: In the olden days, women were expected to stay home and do all the household shit, which also meant looking after the kids.
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July 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The anti-fascism protests in the US should write a version of "No milk today" by Herman's Hermits that goes "No kings today" ("it wasn't always so")
#nokings
June 16, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Of late the knives are long in the United States.

In two separate events, two democratic senators have been shot in Minnesota, where the Democrats hold a majority of only one vote.

This is a clear coup being carried out, both slower and quicker than feared.
June 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
After learning of the death star, it didn't take the rebels more than two weeks to destroy it.

#Andor #starwars #workethic
June 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
"You do You" and "Do yourself" are almost antonyms.

#showerthoughts
June 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Ich dränge darauf die Schwarz-Rote #Koalition in Erinnerung an den GAU als GAK (größte anzunehmende Koalition) zu bezeichnen. #bundesregierung @tagesschau.de.web.brid.gy @zeit.de
April 9, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Ich habe einen Vorschlag:
Jetzt wo die #Bundestagswahl2025 vorbei ist, können wir doch alle Berichte über die AFD veröffentlichen und ein #Verbotsverfahren anstoßen.

Wenn dann in drei Wochen klar ist, dass #Merz es einfach verkackt mit der Regierungsbildung, machen wir #Neuwahlen mit #Pistorius. :)
March 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
When people say "the middle class" is what makes a society great, they aren't telling you the whole story.
Imagine wealth as a spectrum, poor people on one side, rich folks on the other.
We want a big ol' middle class in the middle. Many, many people who are neither rich nor poor.
March 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The disdain for confident assertion of fact has led to a massive decline in the discussion of solutions.

We spend decades debating the "if" and "how", but we never reach the stage of "dealing with it".
February 20, 2025 at 10:11 AM