Plastic Primate
@plasticprimate.bsky.social
cosmopolitan socialist • musician • conjuror
Oreos. I don't even have milk.
January 25, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Oreos. I don't even have milk.
The judge is a murderer
January 24, 2026 at 11:39 PM
The judge is a murderer
Fascist collaborator. Everyone who voted for him against Fateh should be ashamed of themselves.
January 24, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Fascist collaborator. Everyone who voted for him against Fateh should be ashamed of themselves.
Rogue's gallery of DINOs
January 24, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Rogue's gallery of DINOs
Translated: "The Medicare for All legislation that you champion threatens to totally eliminate my donors profits"
January 23, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Translated: "The Medicare for All legislation that you champion threatens to totally eliminate my donors profits"
She also *really* hates sea lions.
January 23, 2026 at 3:33 AM
She also *really* hates sea lions.
Klobuchar is too busy watching hockey games
January 23, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Klobuchar is too busy watching hockey games
Blue MAGA is deeply nihilistic. Their motto is "a better world is not possible".
January 23, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Blue MAGA is deeply nihilistic. Their motto is "a better world is not possible".
There's something strangely comforting about nuclear armageddon
January 23, 2026 at 2:45 AM
There's something strangely comforting about nuclear armageddon
Shame on corporate media for covering Golden and Glusenkamp-Perez as if they were trailblazing rebels rather than the conservative DINOs they are.
January 23, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Shame on corporate media for covering Golden and Glusenkamp-Perez as if they were trailblazing rebels rather than the conservative DINOs they are.
Her response has been inadequate across the board. There's no excuse.
January 23, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Her response has been inadequate across the board. There's no excuse.
Cuellar and Gonzalez are conservative DINOS
January 23, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Cuellar and Gonzalez are conservative DINOS
All in a days work for the parties rotating villains.
January 23, 2026 at 1:50 AM
All in a days work for the parties rotating villains.
Mike Johnson is legally blind and deaf, for your information. So he literally can't see or hear anything, ever.
January 21, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Mike Johnson is legally blind and deaf, for your information. So he literally can't see or hear anything, ever.
There is nothing going on up there for BJG, is there?
January 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
There is nothing going on up there for BJG, is there?
Phrenology is for European racists, generally speaking. American racism employs far cruder methods.
January 13, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Phrenology is for European racists, generally speaking. American racism employs far cruder methods.
They said it about Sanders too. Just because Jesse's eccentricity endears me to him doesn't mean I'd vote for him on that basis alone. I prefer to judge politicians on their policy positions, not their personalities.
January 11, 2026 at 4:25 PM
They said it about Sanders too. Just because Jesse's eccentricity endears me to him doesn't mean I'd vote for him on that basis alone. I prefer to judge politicians on their policy positions, not their personalities.
Stuff like this really threatens the New Atheist's dogma around religious intolerance.
January 10, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Stuff like this really threatens the New Atheist's dogma around religious intolerance.
I can guarantee that Fateh would have stood up to these goons.
January 10, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I can guarantee that Fateh would have stood up to these goons.
That's fair. Jesse can certainly be eccentric. Makes me like him even more to be honest haha.
January 10, 2026 at 1:43 PM
That's fair. Jesse can certainly be eccentric. Makes me like him even more to be honest haha.
What are views of his that you would consider radical?
January 10, 2026 at 1:20 PM
What are views of his that you would consider radical?