Annette Hynes
@planktonnette.bsky.social
Microbial oceanographer, crochet designer, Mashreq percussionist, and friEndo. Welcome to the House of Tortitude.
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I put my money on the tortie.
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I put my money on the tortie.
Thank you for your service! 🫡
November 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Thank you for your service! 🫡
Nope. Young men should not be influenced by this guy.
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Nope. Young men should not be influenced by this guy.
The way you say “I’m sure it’s really mean and weird” with such calm kindness!
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The way you say “I’m sure it’s really mean and weird” with such calm kindness!
I broke a rib once, but my head stays intact! 🤣
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I broke a rib once, but my head stays intact! 🤣
When I used to curl 🥌, I was one of two people who wore a helmet. People kept asking me if I had a head injury. Uhm, no. But I don’t want one. Hence the helmet.
So many reasons to wear a mask. Prevention is one. Protection of others is another. 😷 ❤️
So many reasons to wear a mask. Prevention is one. Protection of others is another. 😷 ❤️
November 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
When I used to curl 🥌, I was one of two people who wore a helmet. People kept asking me if I had a head injury. Uhm, no. But I don’t want one. Hence the helmet.
So many reasons to wear a mask. Prevention is one. Protection of others is another. 😷 ❤️
So many reasons to wear a mask. Prevention is one. Protection of others is another. 😷 ❤️
I saw Maleficent in the shadows everywhere.
a cartoon character with horns and a purple collar
Alt: Maleficent the evil fairy grins menacingly
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I saw Maleficent in the shadows everywhere.
I’m so happy for you! 🌮❤️
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I’m so happy for you! 🌮❤️
Oof, yes. I saw him speak in Woods Hole and was appalled.
November 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Oof, yes. I saw him speak in Woods Hole and was appalled.
Yikes! I hope everyone comes out safely!
November 6, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Yikes! I hope everyone comes out safely!
I’m so sorry! Teen Vogue was a leader in political journalism and I’m angry to see it go down like this.
November 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I’m so sorry! Teen Vogue was a leader in political journalism and I’m angry to see it go down like this.
Bro is pro-asbestos and mold.
October 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Bro is pro-asbestos and mold.
I caught a glimpse of an old woman wearing a black jacket that looked like a cloak and I really wanted her to be the Vader character. 🤣
October 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I caught a glimpse of an old woman wearing a black jacket that looked like a cloak and I really wanted her to be the Vader character. 🤣
