Planet Sandwich
@planetsandwich.bsky.social
Two pieces of bread with the planet earth in the middle
I literally needed physio to fix this.
I thought my parents were so uncool always giving me shit about my posture.
Fucking showed me.
I thought my parents were so uncool always giving me shit about my posture.
Fucking showed me.
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I literally needed physio to fix this.
I thought my parents were so uncool always giving me shit about my posture.
Fucking showed me.
I thought my parents were so uncool always giving me shit about my posture.
Fucking showed me.
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
When I lived in Calgary it was a banh mi dream but now I live in the south end and it’s hard to find spot at all, let alone a good spot.
Just reinforces for me I need to travel to another part of town for flavour.
Just reinforces for me I need to travel to another part of town for flavour.
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
When I lived in Calgary it was a banh mi dream but now I live in the south end and it’s hard to find spot at all, let alone a good spot.
Just reinforces for me I need to travel to another part of town for flavour.
Just reinforces for me I need to travel to another part of town for flavour.
You’re in Edmonton, yeah? Where is there good banh mi here? I need to know
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
You’re in Edmonton, yeah? Where is there good banh mi here? I need to know
and I hope one day they look at what lists they’re on and get upset that somebody thinks they’re a furry porn artist.
Anyway, I guess what I’m saying is that I’m labelling Will as a furry porn artist now.
Anyway, I guess what I’m saying is that I’m labelling Will as a furry porn artist now.
November 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
and I hope one day they look at what lists they’re on and get upset that somebody thinks they’re a furry porn artist.
Anyway, I guess what I’m saying is that I’m labelling Will as a furry porn artist now.
Anyway, I guess what I’m saying is that I’m labelling Will as a furry porn artist now.
Back when all the furries first showed up here, there was a ton of super explicit furry porn on the art feed, so I made myself a mute list for all the furry porn people.
Now, sometimes when people are being big annoying babies I put them on the furry porn list, just as a little joke for myself.
Now, sometimes when people are being big annoying babies I put them on the furry porn list, just as a little joke for myself.
November 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Back when all the furries first showed up here, there was a ton of super explicit furry porn on the art feed, so I made myself a mute list for all the furry porn people.
Now, sometimes when people are being big annoying babies I put them on the furry porn list, just as a little joke for myself.
Now, sometimes when people are being big annoying babies I put them on the furry porn list, just as a little joke for myself.
When I had lizards and rented I never even bothered telling landlords I had them. That’s just an indoor plant terrarium. That’s furniture.
November 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
When I had lizards and rented I never even bothered telling landlords I had them. That’s just an indoor plant terrarium. That’s furniture.
For the record, I made my friend’s uncle my uncle when I was 28.
But when I was a kid my mom had a friend whose husband looked just like Jason Alexander and I called him my uncle George.
But when I was a kid my mom had a friend whose husband looked just like Jason Alexander and I called him my uncle George.
October 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
For the record, I made my friend’s uncle my uncle when I was 28.
But when I was a kid my mom had a friend whose husband looked just like Jason Alexander and I called him my uncle George.
But when I was a kid my mom had a friend whose husband looked just like Jason Alexander and I called him my uncle George.
Also last week at work I did a consult for a literal model and she got flustered talking to me.
Ego boost of the century.
I should have done this years ago.
Ego boost of the century.
I should have done this years ago.
October 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Also last week at work I did a consult for a literal model and she got flustered talking to me.
Ego boost of the century.
I should have done this years ago.
Ego boost of the century.
I should have done this years ago.
Best shape of my life and I feel incredible
October 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Best shape of my life and I feel incredible
I just discovered they are at home, so the crisis is averted
October 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I just discovered they are at home, so the crisis is averted
Technology peaked with the iPod
October 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Technology peaked with the iPod
Shrodingers headphones. I both can and cannot charge them anymore and I won’t know until I look at the table at home.
October 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Shrodingers headphones. I both can and cannot charge them anymore and I won’t know until I look at the table at home.
Shame kink I assume
September 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Shame kink I assume
I told a guy that I was playing a little bit of mtg arena and he just casually dropped on me that he has spend FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS on magic cards.
September 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I told a guy that I was playing a little bit of mtg arena and he just casually dropped on me that he has spend FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS on magic cards.
Literally all of the top 5 I have muted. Probably a good 30% of the top 50.
I didn’t realize some of them were even active here lol
I didn’t realize some of them were even active here lol
September 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Literally all of the top 5 I have muted. Probably a good 30% of the top 50.
I didn’t realize some of them were even active here lol
I didn’t realize some of them were even active here lol
It’s male power fantasy.
September 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It’s male power fantasy.