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The New York Times, post-Epstein.
November 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The New York Times, post-Epstein.
U.S. military plan codename, 1944: Operation (MOST BORING WORD EISENHOWER COULD THINK)
U.S. military plan codename, 2004: Operation (MACHO NONSENSE THAT SOUNDS COOL ON CNN)
U.S. military plan codename, 2025: Operation (NAME OF GAS STATION BONER PILL)
U.S. military plan codename, 2004: Operation (MACHO NONSENSE THAT SOUNDS COOL ON CNN)
U.S. military plan codename, 2025: Operation (NAME OF GAS STATION BONER PILL)
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM
When I canvassed for Bernie in Compton I carried with me a photo of Pete to show any of the voters who were thinking about the alterative candidates. It worked every time.
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
When I canvassed for Bernie in Compton I carried with me a photo of Pete to show any of the voters who were thinking about the alterative candidates. It worked every time.
One 'conversation with Epstein over email' offense absolved to the first reporter that gets Donald Trump to say, "I...did not...have...sexual relations...with...Bill Clinton."
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
One 'conversation with Epstein over email' offense absolved to the first reporter that gets Donald Trump to say, "I...did not...have...sexual relations...with...Bill Clinton."
The scene from 'Downfall' but it's all the Nazi generals nervously singing 'Memories' from CATS.
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The scene from 'Downfall' but it's all the Nazi generals nervously singing 'Memories' from CATS.
Notable: In-between these career points a Jewish comedian went on his top-rated CNN show, insulted his entire format, and got him cancelled.
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Notable: In-between these career points a Jewish comedian went on his top-rated CNN show, insulted his entire format, and got him cancelled.
Weinstein didn't go down until Miramax started losing money. The only crime is becoming unprofitable, and Trump still has a solid ROI.
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Weinstein didn't go down until Miramax started losing money. The only crime is becoming unprofitable, and Trump still has a solid ROI.
Once you've 'won' at capitalism there's no longer an incentive to succeed. If your failures aren't punished there's no point in trying hard or staying sharp.
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Once you've 'won' at capitalism there's no longer an incentive to succeed. If your failures aren't punished there's no point in trying hard or staying sharp.
The look everyone gives you when you betray the party and use Frank for your damage roll.
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The look everyone gives you when you betray the party and use Frank for your damage roll.
For those of who don't know, Smark is a portmanteau term for pro wrestling fans who are 'Smart' (know it's fake because they follow industry news/gossip) and also 'Marks' (carny term for rubes who believe it's real).
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
For those of who don't know, Smark is a portmanteau term for pro wrestling fans who are 'Smart' (know it's fake because they follow industry news/gossip) and also 'Marks' (carny term for rubes who believe it's real).
It's so gross how after everything they did to build their little enclave *they don't even care about each other*. Eichmanns to their own families in the end.
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It's so gross how after everything they did to build their little enclave *they don't even care about each other*. Eichmanns to their own families in the end.
When a fast food restaurant puts in a self-order terminal I stop going. I'm not doing an enrichment exercise to unlock my meal.
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Every man needs to follow at least one sports team fandom or be assigned one by age 35 to avoid becoming a 50 year-old politics guy. It's not a perfect cure but it's a way out.
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Every man needs to follow at least one sports team fandom or be assigned one by age 35 to avoid becoming a 50 year-old politics guy. It's not a perfect cure but it's a way out.
When the Boer robots look at each other and see black faces.
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
When the Boer robots look at each other and see black faces.
Guy doing a TED Talk in the cafeteria, "Uber, but for smuggling drugs through the rectal cavity."
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Guy doing a TED Talk in the cafeteria, "Uber, but for smuggling drugs through the rectal cavity."
During the George Floyd protests one Congressional Dem backbencher made a care post on Twitter showing how he was dealing with the 'trauma' through office yoga, and he wasn't even senile aged. The whole party just stopped giving a shit about anything.
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
During the George Floyd protests one Congressional Dem backbencher made a care post on Twitter showing how he was dealing with the 'trauma' through office yoga, and he wasn't even senile aged. The whole party just stopped giving a shit about anything.