“Don’t allow this in your home. It will destroy you!”

He’s better than Cris!

Connery doesn’t have the world’s worst accent in Hunt he has exactly his accent and he doesn’t care and it’s fine. Plus Stellan also just does his accent. It was worse when Connery was playing a Spanish guy who somehow ended up in the Scottish highlands but sounds Scottish for some reason.

Slippery Steve

*insane WR

Same.

I need to know those dealers’ names. Shady Joe? Humble Pete? Dipshit Dave? Shakes McGee?

Nancy Pelosi did this job 100% better and worked 100% harder and the number of times I heard her complain about being tired or overworked was zero. The current speaker is a whiny baby man. Weak. Soft. Wet.

Hair did. Chin did. Everything did.

The fun part is you slept for 15 hours but the bad part is you can’t fall back asleep until 3 am and your sleep schedule is again fucked. I took something to knock me out and it’s doing nothing.

I would cast them both in anything and be correct. Two hobos. Two executives. Two cops. Two lawyers. Two scammers. Two retirees. Anything.