Alvaro Falcone
@pjwm.bsky.social
Just some nobody, move along. Here to read more interesting things from more interesting folks. He/Him
Sorry, I'm very out of touch and trying to be less so
"Gender egg crack"? Is that just when you realised? Or when you came out? Or?
"Gender egg crack"? Is that just when you realised? Or when you came out? Or?
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Sorry, I'm very out of touch and trying to be less so
"Gender egg crack"? Is that just when you realised? Or when you came out? Or?
"Gender egg crack"? Is that just when you realised? Or when you came out? Or?
When I found out that nobody outside Scotland uses "outwith" I thought I was losing my mind.
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
When I found out that nobody outside Scotland uses "outwith" I thought I was losing my mind.
Feeling smug because I've been buying toilet paper in bulk for ages.
Already had three years supply in the loft.
Already had three years supply in the loft.
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Feeling smug because I've been buying toilet paper in bulk for ages.
Already had three years supply in the loft.
Already had three years supply in the loft.
If my psycho useless brain is anything to go by, you should put it in the "naughty little treats" bin rather than the "shit I ought to do" bin
Gives you a fighting chance of actually watching it. I can almost guarantee you a good time
Gives you a fighting chance of actually watching it. I can almost guarantee you a good time
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
If my psycho useless brain is anything to go by, you should put it in the "naughty little treats" bin rather than the "shit I ought to do" bin
Gives you a fighting chance of actually watching it. I can almost guarantee you a good time
Gives you a fighting chance of actually watching it. I can almost guarantee you a good time
You won't be disappointed when you do
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
You won't be disappointed when you do
Do not eat that puffball!
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Do not eat that puffball!
The first Ghostbusters, of course.
I assume you have the media literacy skills to parse the difference between today and 1980 and still enjoy it.
But just go watch K-pop Demon hunters this second.
I'll wait up so we can agree it's the best movie of all time.
I assume you have the media literacy skills to parse the difference between today and 1980 and still enjoy it.
But just go watch K-pop Demon hunters this second.
I'll wait up so we can agree it's the best movie of all time.
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The first Ghostbusters, of course.
I assume you have the media literacy skills to parse the difference between today and 1980 and still enjoy it.
But just go watch K-pop Demon hunters this second.
I'll wait up so we can agree it's the best movie of all time.
I assume you have the media literacy skills to parse the difference between today and 1980 and still enjoy it.
But just go watch K-pop Demon hunters this second.
I'll wait up so we can agree it's the best movie of all time.
I don't know if xkcd has a comic for two of the ten thousand at once!
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I don't know if xkcd has a comic for two of the ten thousand at once!
Isopods. I love isopods! They're usually just there, doing whatever they do. Then someone upends their environment and they get all active. Defend their family and themselves. Because they have the TOOLS.
I'm sorry, you were talking about Thanksgiving and I've changed the subject somehow.
I'm sorry, you were talking about Thanksgiving and I've changed the subject somehow.
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Isopods. I love isopods! They're usually just there, doing whatever they do. Then someone upends their environment and they get all active. Defend their family and themselves. Because they have the TOOLS.
I'm sorry, you were talking about Thanksgiving and I've changed the subject somehow.
I'm sorry, you were talking about Thanksgiving and I've changed the subject somehow.
I worry about you though.
If you can't enjoy saving private Ryan? I mean maybe.
Ghostbusters though?
K-pop Demon Hunters?
If you can't enjoy saving private Ryan? I mean maybe.
Ghostbusters though?
K-pop Demon Hunters?
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I worry about you though.
If you can't enjoy saving private Ryan? I mean maybe.
Ghostbusters though?
K-pop Demon Hunters?
If you can't enjoy saving private Ryan? I mean maybe.
Ghostbusters though?
K-pop Demon Hunters?
That's kind of the point of the movie though.
Private Ryan himself has a whole speech saying exactly what you just said in the movie. He's wrong too.
Private Ryan himself has a whole speech saying exactly what you just said in the movie. He's wrong too.
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
That's kind of the point of the movie though.
Private Ryan himself has a whole speech saying exactly what you just said in the movie. He's wrong too.
Private Ryan himself has a whole speech saying exactly what you just said in the movie. He's wrong too.
#complimemt
Well, apologies for any ill feeling.
I love your work and look forward to the next one like a little treat.
Nom nom nom
Well, apologies for any ill feeling.
I love your work and look forward to the next one like a little treat.
Nom nom nom
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
#complimemt
Well, apologies for any ill feeling.
I love your work and look forward to the next one like a little treat.
Nom nom nom
Well, apologies for any ill feeling.
I love your work and look forward to the next one like a little treat.
Nom nom nom
Nature?
NATURE?
Fuck. It's over. It's over.
NATURE?
Fuck. It's over. It's over.
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Nature?
NATURE?
Fuck. It's over. It's over.
NATURE?
Fuck. It's over. It's over.
Historically identifiable corpses, maybe?
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Historically identifiable corpses, maybe?
It certainly made my "WTF" receptors go off
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It certainly made my "WTF" receptors go off
Holy shit!
That actually is it.
We're wanting little points of light and hope in the encircling darkness and this is just like: here's a tree and also full beam megawatt LEDs
I'm either an idiot or you've got a good sense of aesthetics.
Non-zero chance of both.
That actually is it.
We're wanting little points of light and hope in the encircling darkness and this is just like: here's a tree and also full beam megawatt LEDs
I'm either an idiot or you've got a good sense of aesthetics.
Non-zero chance of both.
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Holy shit!
That actually is it.
We're wanting little points of light and hope in the encircling darkness and this is just like: here's a tree and also full beam megawatt LEDs
I'm either an idiot or you've got a good sense of aesthetics.
Non-zero chance of both.
That actually is it.
We're wanting little points of light and hope in the encircling darkness and this is just like: here's a tree and also full beam megawatt LEDs
I'm either an idiot or you've got a good sense of aesthetics.
Non-zero chance of both.
Why does that feel not at all Christmassy?
Uncanny valley something?
Uncanny valley something?
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Why does that feel not at all Christmassy?
Uncanny valley something?
Uncanny valley something?
Wow! They must finally be raising the minimum wage to a level where you can sustain a fami.....
Oh. Oh dear.
Oh. Oh dear.
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Wow! They must finally be raising the minimum wage to a level where you can sustain a fami.....
Oh. Oh dear.
Oh. Oh dear.
Sorry! Should've said I was completely convinced earlier!
Bad joke to start with. Apologies
Bad joke to start with. Apologies
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Sorry! Should've said I was completely convinced earlier!
Bad joke to start with. Apologies
Bad joke to start with. Apologies
Hey! Get outta my house!
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Hey! Get outta my house!
Check out my gavel pit
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Check out my gavel pit