PJB
@pjb.sharkey.slugcat.systems
Trans 🏳️⚧️, autism, ADHD, probably a furry too.
Lead developer of Space Station 14. I do a lot of programming and have strong opinions about computers.
I […]
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Lead developer of Space Station 14. I do a lot of programming and have strong opinions about computers.
I […]
🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://sharkey.slugcat.systems/@pjb, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
New expression: putting the bikeshed before the horse
February 10, 2026 at 7:17 PM
New expression: putting the bikeshed before the horse
Must resist temptation to make a chat protocol....
February 9, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Must resist temptation to make a chat protocol....
Happy "I wonder why YouTube blocked comments on kid friendly videos" to Discord's Trust & Safety team ig
February 9, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Happy "I wonder why YouTube blocked comments on kid friendly videos" to Discord's Trust & Safety team ig
What he doin up there
February 9, 2026 at 11:08 AM
What he doin up there
Gay people when they try to play Satisfactory:
February 8, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Gay people when they try to play Satisfactory:
_middle click pastes u_
February 8, 2026 at 5:12 PM
_middle click pastes u_
How to play Space Station 14 next to each other:
February 8, 2026 at 11:38 AM
How to play Space Station 14 next to each other:
Chat
I dreamed about furry TF last night
I dreamed about furry TF last night
February 7, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Chat
I dreamed about furry TF last night
I dreamed about furry TF last night
Physics teacher on a skilift: I love storing potential energy
February 7, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Physics teacher on a skilift: I love storing potential energy
How did people think of things before the invention of trains? Where did they store their thought?
February 7, 2026 at 12:27 AM
How did people think of things before the invention of trains? Where did they store their thought?
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:areon3NNervous:
February 6, 2026 at 9:00 AM
:areon3NNervous:
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This seems mildly terrifying if you're using AMD's auto-update tool on Windows: https://mrbruh.com/amd/. Them immediately closing it as a "won't fix" because it involves a MITM attack is odd. I guess that policy must have been more concerned with CPU-level vulnerabilities?
February 6, 2026 at 6:51 AM
This seems mildly terrifying if you're using AMD's auto-update tool on Windows: https://mrbruh.com/amd/. Them immediately closing it as a "won't fix" because it involves a MITM attack is odd. I guess that policy must have been more concerned with CPU-level vulnerabilities?
Bro rocket jumped so hard he switched teams
February 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Bro rocket jumped so hard he switched teams
Just one more extension bro. Just one more extension and the graphics API will be fixed. Just one more extension.
https://fosstodon.org/@vulkan/116018572613120911
https://fosstodon.org/@vulkan/116018572613120911
Vulkan (@[email protected])
Attached: 1 image Vulkan has completely revamped the Vulkan subsystem with the release of the VK_EXT_descriptor_heap extension. In this blog, Vulkan Strategy Officer, Tobias Hector, explains how the new extension fundamentally changes how Vulkan applications interact with descriptors. The working group is looking for feedback before making it part of the core specification. Learn more: https://khr.io/1n6 #vulkan #subsystem #programming #developer #gpu
fosstodon.org
February 5, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Just one more extension bro. Just one more extension and the graphics API will be fixed. Just one more extension.
https://fosstodon.org/@vulkan/116018572613120911
https://fosstodon.org/@vulkan/116018572613120911
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kde needs to expand its branding outside of just software. i suggest we start with produce. we need kogurt, kheese, frozen kizza, vegekables, etc. this is how we will get mass user adoption
February 4, 2026 at 10:26 PM
kde needs to expand its branding outside of just software. i suggest we start with produce. we need kogurt, kheese, frozen kizza, vegekables, etc. this is how we will get mass user adoption
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This isn't a fucking meme. I had to download a Microsoft SDK (last updated 2024) because the documentation included LITERALLY IS NOT ONLINE
February 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM
This isn't a fucking meme. I had to download a Microsoft SDK (last updated 2024) because the documentation included LITERALLY IS NOT ONLINE
Everybody who has ever bitched about Apple demanding 100$/year for their developer program has _never_ seen the absolute ripoff that is code signing certificates for Microsoft. It's absolutely disgusting and easily 500+ dollars a month on some providers.
February 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Everybody who has ever bitched about Apple demanding 100$/year for their developer program has _never_ seen the absolute ripoff that is code signing certificates for Microsoft. It's absolutely disgusting and easily 500+ dollars a month on some providers.
Straight up phlogging it, and with "it", well, let's just say
the enemy spawn gate
the enemy spawn gate
February 3, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Straight up phlogging it, and with "it", well, let's just say
the enemy spawn gate
the enemy spawn gate
Morse code over PiShock
February 2, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Morse code over PiShock