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PJB
@pjb.sharkey.slugcat.systems
Trans 🏳️‍⚧️, autism, ADHD, probably a furry too.

Lead developer of Space Station 14. I do a lot of programming and have strong opinions about computers.

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New expression: putting the bikeshed before the horse
February 10, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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Apropos of nothing, a shark pile

#blahaj #shark #shonk
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Must resist temptation to make a chat protocol....
February 9, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Happy "I wonder why YouTube blocked comments on kid friendly videos" to Discord's Trust & Safety team ig
February 9, 2026 at 6:36 PM
What he doin up there
February 9, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Heavy Weapons Gay
February 9, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Gay people when they try to play Satisfactory:
February 8, 2026 at 7:34 PM
_middle click pastes u_
February 8, 2026 at 5:12 PM
How to play Space Station 14 next to each other:
February 8, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Chat

I dreamed about furry TF last night
February 7, 2026 at 10:57 PM
'3
February 7, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Physics teacher on a skilift: I love storing potential energy
February 7, 2026 at 12:48 AM
[awful]

jpreg
February 7, 2026 at 12:43 AM
How did people think of things before the invention of trains? Where did they store their thought?
February 7, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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​:areon3NNervous:​
February 6, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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This seems mildly terrifying if you're using AMD's auto-update tool on Windows: https://mrbruh.com/amd/. Them immediately closing it as a "won't fix" because it involves a MITM attack is odd. I guess that policy must have been more concerned with CPU-level vulnerabilities?
February 6, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Bro rocket jumped so hard he switched teams
February 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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kde needs to expand its branding outside of just software. i suggest we start with produce. we need kogurt, kheese, frozen kizza, vegekables, etc. this is how we will get mass user adoption
February 4, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 10:20 PM
February 3, 2026 at 10:20 PM
This isn't a fucking meme. I had to download a Microsoft SDK (last updated 2024) because the documentation included LITERALLY IS NOT ONLINE
February 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Everybody who has ever bitched about Apple demanding 100$/year for their developer program has _never_ seen the absolute ripoff that is code signing certificates for Microsoft. It's absolutely disgusting and easily 500+ dollars a month on some providers.
February 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Straight up phlogging it, and with "it", well, let's just say

the enemy spawn gate
February 3, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Morse code over PiShock
February 2, 2026 at 6:42 PM