Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald’s?
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A program hosted by journalist/activist/educator Brian Thompson, author of the bestselling book "How to Be an Investigative Journalist".
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November 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Solution: The Life of David Gale$
November 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Solution: The Life of David Gale$
May I please have your attention? I have a short story in the latest issue of the fine literary journal The Raleigh Review. It is about an accident-prone small town Louisiana sheriff’s deputy. You may purchase the issue from your favorite local bookseller or here: raleighreview.org/print-issues...
November 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
May I please have your attention? I have a short story in the latest issue of the fine literary journal The Raleigh Review. It is about an accident-prone small town Louisiana sheriff’s deputy. You may purchase the issue from your favorite local bookseller or here: raleighreview.org/print-issues...
I have returned. Today, after working as a personal butler to a deranged, elderly former actress, I inherit her fortune upon her untimely death and use it to procure a communist child heir/apprentice from a Christian adoption agency called Kommie Kids. open.spotify.com/episode/7Apq...
September 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I have returned. Today, after working as a personal butler to a deranged, elderly former actress, I inherit her fortune upon her untimely death and use it to procure a communist child heir/apprentice from a Christian adoption agency called Kommie Kids. open.spotify.com/episode/7Apq...
No offense to anyone involved, but it is quite clear the podcasting industry is full of very stupid, bad people who rightfully believed it is easy to make money producing the right kind of bad podcasts and now see a way to make even easier money making even worse podcasts. Again, no offense.
September 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
No offense to anyone involved, but it is quite clear the podcasting industry is full of very stupid, bad people who rightfully believed it is easy to make money producing the right kind of bad podcasts and now see a way to make even easier money making even worse podcasts. Again, no offense.
My bestselling, award-pending book "How to Be an Investigative Journalist" is now available in versatile PDF form for the low price of $4.99. Feel free to print it on fine résumé paper in your choice of scent. (Scented paper not included.) brianthompy.gumroad.com/l/jensc
September 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My bestselling, award-pending book "How to Be an Investigative Journalist" is now available in versatile PDF form for the low price of $4.99. Feel free to print it on fine résumé paper in your choice of scent. (Scented paper not included.) brianthompy.gumroad.com/l/jensc
If I were editing this headline, I would shorten “mole hunter” to “dermatologist”.
August 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
If I were editing this headline, I would shorten “mole hunter” to “dermatologist”.
On today’s program, I would like to induct the pioneering, Satan-worshipping pizza enthusiast Mr. Ozzy Osbourne into my hall of fame. Can I “pave the way” by healing the relationship between God and His nemesis, the devil known as The Devil? open.spotify.com/episode/463l...
July 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
On today’s program, I would like to induct the pioneering, Satan-worshipping pizza enthusiast Mr. Ozzy Osbourne into my hall of fame. Can I “pave the way” by healing the relationship between God and His nemesis, the devil known as The Devil? open.spotify.com/episode/463l...
On today’s program, our Canadian deputy journalist files a report on his country's "new" McPizza Bites, which are part of McDonald's Canada's crime-glorifying International Heist Menu. open.spotify.com/episode/7CWf...
July 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
On today’s program, our Canadian deputy journalist files a report on his country's "new" McPizza Bites, which are part of McDonald's Canada's crime-glorifying International Heist Menu. open.spotify.com/episode/7CWf...
After a long hiatus wherein I was evicted from my New York City apartment and hitchhiked across the United States to return to Los Angeles, I detail the details of my current living relationship with a deranged former Hollywood actress in a dilapidated mansion. open.spotify.com/episode/0jvQ...
July 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
After a long hiatus wherein I was evicted from my New York City apartment and hitchhiked across the United States to return to Los Angeles, I detail the details of my current living relationship with a deranged former Hollywood actress in a dilapidated mansion. open.spotify.com/episode/0jvQ...
My thoughts on the election of the latest pope are put on hold as I deal with a copyright dispute concerning the unauthorized use of my image in a YouTube "thirst trap" video. open.spotify.com/episode/3Hc6...
May 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
My thoughts on the election of the latest pope are put on hold as I deal with a copyright dispute concerning the unauthorized use of my image in a YouTube "thirst trap" video. open.spotify.com/episode/3Hc6...
Today, I examine Cardinal Pizzaball's competition in the race to become the next pope. Plus, I discuss updates on the matter of last year's assassination of a lesser-liked Brian Thompson. And I detail the details of my involvement with a famous 1995 murder trial. open.spotify.com/episode/0Ovk...
April 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Today, I examine Cardinal Pizzaball's competition in the race to become the next pope. Plus, I discuss updates on the matter of last year's assassination of a lesser-liked Brian Thompson. And I detail the details of my involvement with a famous 1995 murder trial. open.spotify.com/episode/0Ovk...
On today's program, I wish a fond farewell to Pope Francis, a.k.a. The Pope, and ruminate on the notion that his passing away might have something to do with my placing U.S. President Donald Trump under citizens' arrest. open.spotify.com/episode/6oH3...
April 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
On today's program, I wish a fond farewell to Pope Francis, a.k.a. The Pope, and ruminate on the notion that his passing away might have something to do with my placing U.S. President Donald Trump under citizens' arrest. open.spotify.com/episode/6oH3...
On today’s program, I solicit help from above in my quest to be accidentally added to a group chat discussing top secret McDonald's secrets. open.spotify.com/episode/0ZeX...
April 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
On today’s program, I solicit help from above in my quest to be accidentally added to a group chat discussing top secret McDonald's secrets. open.spotify.com/episode/0ZeX...
Today, I show support for McDonald's adult-oriented menu items (like pizza) by donning a costume to purchase the new Minecraft adult Happy Meal. creators.spotify.com/pod/show/piz...
March 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Today, I show support for McDonald's adult-oriented menu items (like pizza) by donning a costume to purchase the new Minecraft adult Happy Meal. creators.spotify.com/pod/show/piz...
I understand he is a controversial figure and begrudge no one's opinion of his work, but Woody Allen remains one of my favorite science fiction writers.
March 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I understand he is a controversial figure and begrudge no one's opinion of his work, but Woody Allen remains one of my favorite science fiction writers.
Quite a tragic listing.
March 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Quite a tragic listing.
On today’s program, I attempt to trick McDonald's new artificial intelligence facial recognition technology by wearing a rubber fright mask of comedian/talent judge Howard Mandel's face. open.spotify.com/episode/7BXI...
March 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
On today’s program, I attempt to trick McDonald's new artificial intelligence facial recognition technology by wearing a rubber fright mask of comedian/talent judge Howard Mandel's face. open.spotify.com/episode/7BXI...
Many ask how I always know who is “hip”, what is funny, and how to stay “cool”. The answer is simple. I read the article.
March 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Many ask how I always know who is “hip”, what is funny, and how to stay “cool”. The answer is simple. I read the article.
"Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?" merchandise is now available through my friends at Dashery. Many beautiful items are on sale, including items featuring this intriguing demonic sigil. t.yesware.com/tt/3ead649c3...
March 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
"Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's?" merchandise is now available through my friends at Dashery. Many beautiful items are on sale, including items featuring this intriguing demonic sigil. t.yesware.com/tt/3ead649c3...
Last night I went to Brooklyn Steel to ask Mr. Michael Stipe if he remembers trying McDonald’s Pizza during the Out of Time tour, but I had trouble getting his attention even from the foot of the stage.
March 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Last night I went to Brooklyn Steel to ask Mr. Michael Stipe if he remembers trying McDonald’s Pizza during the Out of Time tour, but I had trouble getting his attention even from the foot of the stage.
Congratulations to Anora director Sean Baker, who I once met while I was living in this motel.
March 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Congratulations to Anora director Sean Baker, who I once met while I was living in this motel.
According to physicists, this was the last photograph taken before we split into the “dark” reality.
March 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
According to physicists, this was the last photograph taken before we split into the “dark” reality.