NegativeInfluencer
@pixlshft.bsky.social
That's some nice context you've got there. Be a shame if anything happened to it.
Well it wasn't Paul, he's dead
November 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Well it wasn't Paul, he's dead
Time to find your Chanteuse to guide you into the Netherworld
November 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Time to find your Chanteuse to guide you into the Netherworld
Holy Smoke! You're right!
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Holy Smoke! You're right!
Liquid metal woke
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Liquid metal woke
Many at the event said the robot was clearly drunk on stage just prior to getting into it's car before driving off and crashing into the future.
November 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Many at the event said the robot was clearly drunk on stage just prior to getting into it's car before driving off and crashing into the future.
You know this 'context' shit is cursed af
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
You know this 'context' shit is cursed af
They're charging for the, excuse me, playback??
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
They're charging for the, excuse me, playback??
..yes, yes...... go on... you left off where you said that rays of sunshine were emitting from your bungholio. Let's pick up there.
November 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
..yes, yes...... go on... you left off where you said that rays of sunshine were emitting from your bungholio. Let's pick up there.
Well done, Sir. Take the afternoon off.
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Well done, Sir. Take the afternoon off.
Wish you could focus on things that are a real threat.
October 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Wish you could focus on things that are a real threat.
Yo! license plates are no longer needed. Drive with complete anonymity. Paying for tags? Don't need em. Use that cash to give yourself an extra birthday treat and drive without plates today!
October 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Yo! license plates are no longer needed. Drive with complete anonymity. Paying for tags? Don't need em. Use that cash to give yourself an extra birthday treat and drive without plates today!
No one under 30 should be allowed to own a company that produces anything other than sweet potato pies or lawn maintenance. Once you hit 30 and you want to pilot a billion dollar tech empire you should have to prove your worth by donning the bullet ant gloves once per quarter.
October 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
No one under 30 should be allowed to own a company that produces anything other than sweet potato pies or lawn maintenance. Once you hit 30 and you want to pilot a billion dollar tech empire you should have to prove your worth by donning the bullet ant gloves once per quarter.
WTF is conscious capitalism?
"This is more than a cognac – it's a manifesto, a bridge between French heritage, the American dream, and my strong belief in conscious capitalism," said 50 Cent."
"This is more than a cognac – it's a manifesto, a bridge between French heritage, the American dream, and my strong belief in conscious capitalism," said 50 Cent."
October 22, 2025 at 1:05 PM
WTF is conscious capitalism?
"This is more than a cognac – it's a manifesto, a bridge between French heritage, the American dream, and my strong belief in conscious capitalism," said 50 Cent."
"This is more than a cognac – it's a manifesto, a bridge between French heritage, the American dream, and my strong belief in conscious capitalism," said 50 Cent."
Its Glorp isn't it?
October 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Its Glorp isn't it?
I require a contemporary modern feel for my stool streams
October 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I require a contemporary modern feel for my stool streams
Good Morning my den of Bluesky malcontents!
October 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Good Morning my den of Bluesky malcontents!
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing
October 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing
tonight I make nightbread. Bread of the night.
October 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
tonight I make nightbread. Bread of the night.
Ron Howard asks, "What if we add facehugger eggs to that beach?
October 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Ron Howard asks, "What if we add facehugger eggs to that beach?