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pixiey99.bsky.social
It’s✨Saint✨BritneyBitch
@pixiey99.bsky.social
Corporate Refugee • Small Business Owner • Sports Mom • Radicalized by Britney Spears • Sunshine • Gardening • Water • Music • Moto
Ooof… Perimenopause is gonna be rough…
a close up of a person eating popcorn with the words oh this bout to get real behind them
Alt: a close up of a MJ eating popcorn with the words “oh this bout to get real” behind them
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November 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Explain that to ketchup
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Was at a box store once & the employee said to me “No amount of compartmentalization is gonna fix all your feelings, but it can give you a clean perspective”. I think about that a lot when I pay my therapist. Never gotten anything half as profound as from the dude smoking a joint popping out boxes 🤷🏼‍♀️
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Does Starbucks CEO, Brian Niccol, have to fit in an extra private jet commute to Seattle over this or can he handle it from his personalized, mega luxury 4,624 sq. ft. private office in Newport Beach, Ca.?
I hope his $116M compensation package eases his stress”.🤬🤬🤬
November 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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They seem more interested in shaking the loose change out of his pant's pockets than actually helping him.
November 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
They couldn’t even wait to see if he was dead
November 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
So many less drivers, I should be able to pull right up and find parking no problem…
November 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I wildly ponder if they’re militarizing ICE to combat our own troops in the near future… and also what defines wild pondering in these days?
October 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
“unforeseen yet completely predictable stupidity” 0/5⭐️
squidward from spongebob is carrying a blue beach chair
Alt: squidward from spongebob collecting his chair and going home
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October 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Noooooooooo 😂 I’m sure she requested a separate wing
September 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
September 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Well I for one don’t blame her 🤷🏼‍♀️
September 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The way I’ve skirted the odds… underdog going all the way
September 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Well I can make you lunch but first I got a lot of heavy boxes that ain’t moving themselves acetamino-man
September 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM