One of the only people i’m aware of in film who could actually write convincingly Shakespearean dialogue

What a loss 💔

Ian McKellen’s Gandalf is wonderful, but John Huston was my first and i still love his portrayal. Also Richard Boone as the best Smaug of them all. And the wood elves

uh

the best Smaug of them all

As if the latex texture weren’t enough, that middle-toe-only sock is 🖤🖤🖤

The original version featured them coming back from a Halloween party, with Sis wearing a black cat costume consisting of mostly a black leotard & tights, so no way to hide the deed - thus requiring Big Sis’s noble sacrifice

*standing up, applauding, whistling* ❤️

The most heinous of theater crimes, yet no jury in the land would convict her

*waiting to go next, gripping my worn-out copy of “encouraging sister to straddle me and wet herself in my lap to hide it because she can’t hold it until our subway stop” and sweating bullets

Cutie with a booty 💜

i still need to read Left Hand of Darkness but can confirm LeGuin was an awesome person and thoughtful F/SF author 💜

Chastity alt

Self inflicted SPH is CRAAAAAAZY

The unspoken assumption others make upon seeing the cage (correct or not) that they’re being actively prevented from playing with themselves or having sex, effectively being *kept* by the one holding the leash, punished for perverted behavior or just denied due to their size - it’s so, so good 🖤💙

She’s SO CUTE 💜💜

It reminds me of the anecdote that David Bowie was inspired to write I’m Afraid of Americans after being in Polynesia and seeing a McDonald’s

sometimes the TL lines up just right

Happy birthday! 🎈🎂🎉🎁 💜