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It’s rich to see all the shitlibs on M$DNC celebrating Thanksgiving when none of them were even slightly thankful for the fourteen wars that were ended by President Donald J. Trump, who I do not support.
by Glenn Mayflower
by Glenn Mayflower
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
It’s rich to see all the shitlibs on M$DNC celebrating Thanksgiving when none of them were even slightly thankful for the fourteen wars that were ended by President Donald J. Trump, who I do not support.
by Glenn Mayflower
by Glenn Mayflower
How to make CBS cheugy again? Bring on the unmatched rizz of Alan Dershowitz.
by Bari Weiss
by Bari Weiss
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
How to make CBS cheugy again? Bring on the unmatched rizz of Alan Dershowitz.
by Bari Weiss
by Bari Weiss
This year, many people have been critical of the Trump administration for turning our country into an authoritarian police state. But this Thanksgiving I am thankful for their civility.
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This year, many people have been critical of the Trump administration for turning our country into an authoritarian police state. But this Thanksgiving I am thankful for their civility.
A BBQ joint in deep blue Aptos might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But over the rowdy sounds of live blues music you can hear a faint whisper that the high cost of a brisket sandwich is thanks to Bidenflation.
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
A BBQ joint in deep blue Aptos might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But over the rowdy sounds of live blues music you can hear a faint whisper that the high cost of a brisket sandwich is thanks to Bidenflation.
OPINION | I feel reassured about RFK's views on vaccines after seeing photos of his bare feet on a plane and his erotic felching poetry written to a woman half his age.
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
OPINION | I feel reassured about RFK's views on vaccines after seeing photos of his bare feet on a plane and his erotic felching poetry written to a woman half his age.
Put the Nigerian MAGA bot farms on the blockchain.
by Andrew Yang
by Andrew Yang
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Put the Nigerian MAGA bot farms on the blockchain.
by Andrew Yang
by Andrew Yang
OPINION | If President Trump acquiesces to all of Russia's demands over Ukraine, then he deserves three Nobel Peace Prizes.
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
OPINION | If President Trump acquiesces to all of Russia's demands over Ukraine, then he deserves three Nobel Peace Prizes.
I always appreciated the strong progressive voice of Marjorie Taylor Greene, who I do not support, until very recently when she started criticizing her fellow progressives like Speaker Mike Johnson, who I do not support, and President Donald J. Trump, who I also do not support.
by Glenn Green Day
by Glenn Green Day
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I always appreciated the strong progressive voice of Marjorie Taylor Greene, who I do not support, until very recently when she started criticizing her fellow progressives like Speaker Mike Johnson, who I do not support, and President Donald J. Trump, who I also do not support.
by Glenn Green Day
by Glenn Green Day
I don't see what the shitlibs are all whining about. I mean, I primarily tweet from inside a giant gated mansion in Brazil and that doesn't make me any less of an American.
by Glem
by Glem
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I don't see what the shitlibs are all whining about. I mean, I primarily tweet from inside a giant gated mansion in Brazil and that doesn't make me any less of an American.
by Glem
by Glem
The collapse of DOGE has betrayed the legacy of Big Balls.
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The collapse of DOGE has betrayed the legacy of Big Balls.
A deep blue Bangladeshi bot farm might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But over the sound of scheduled Russian-sponsored posts on X, you can hear a faint whisper that Democrats never should have embraced Russiagate in 2017.
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
A deep blue Bangladeshi bot farm might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But over the sound of scheduled Russian-sponsored posts on X, you can hear a faint whisper that Democrats never should have embraced Russiagate in 2017.
As usual, the shitlibs are absolutely seething with envy over all the X accounts from developing countries who are fond admirers of President Donald J. Trump, who I do not support.
by Glenn Greenwald
by Glenn Greenwald
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
As usual, the shitlibs are absolutely seething with envy over all the X accounts from developing countries who are fond admirers of President Donald J. Trump, who I do not support.
by Glenn Greenwald
by Glenn Greenwald
OPINION | Are Democrats losing the Bangladeshi bot-farming vote?
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
OPINION | Are Democrats losing the Bangladeshi bot-farming vote?
In this Ohio town it used to be a tradition. Coffee and donuts after church then hop aboard the ol’ taxpayer-funded jet & order a SWAT team to guard your girlfriend. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
In this Ohio town it used to be a tradition. Coffee and donuts after church then hop aboard the ol’ taxpayer-funded jet & order a SWAT team to guard your girlfriend. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.
RFK's felching scandal raises new concerns about Hunter Biden's laptop.
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
RFK's felching scandal raises new concerns about Hunter Biden's laptop.
The big winner of MTG's resignation? Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.
November 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The big winner of MTG's resignation? Florida Governor Ron DeSantis.
Why did Trump host a communist terrorist in the White House? Because he is too woke.
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Why did Trump host a communist terrorist in the White House? Because he is too woke.
My friends Tucker Carlson, who I do not support, and Megyn Kelly, who I also do not support, are two of the last remaining progressive journalists.
by Glenn Green Acres
by Glenn Green Acres
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
My friends Tucker Carlson, who I do not support, and Megyn Kelly, who I also do not support, are two of the last remaining progressive journalists.
by Glenn Green Acres
by Glenn Green Acres
I'll Stop the World and Felch with You
RFK's grasp of modern english poetry is second to none. I've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time!
by Maureen Dowd
RFK's grasp of modern english poetry is second to none. I've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time!
by Maureen Dowd
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I'll Stop the World and Felch with You
RFK's grasp of modern english poetry is second to none. I've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time!
by Maureen Dowd
RFK's grasp of modern english poetry is second to none. I've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time!
by Maureen Dowd
If democrats truly wanted to win the midterms, they would start writing lavish erotic poems about felching to young female journalists who are half their age.
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 AM
If democrats truly wanted to win the midterms, they would start writing lavish erotic poems about felching to young female journalists who are half their age.
Whether it is a circuit court judge being forced to retire for wearing an Alvis wig, or supreme court justices facing no consequences for hiding lavish gifts they received from right-wing billionaires, both sides are ruining the decorum of the courts.
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Whether it is a circuit court judge being forced to retire for wearing an Alvis wig, or supreme court justices facing no consequences for hiding lavish gifts they received from right-wing billionaires, both sides are ruining the decorum of the courts.
Zohran (So Far Away)
President Trump was singing a space age love song when he got all chummy with Zohran Mamdani in the White House (who's that mayor - he's got it). Now I'm wishing (if I had a photograph of him) the more you live, the more you love!
by Maureen Dowd
President Trump was singing a space age love song when he got all chummy with Zohran Mamdani in the White House (who's that mayor - he's got it). Now I'm wishing (if I had a photograph of him) the more you live, the more you love!
by Maureen Dowd
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Zohran (So Far Away)
President Trump was singing a space age love song when he got all chummy with Zohran Mamdani in the White House (who's that mayor - he's got it). Now I'm wishing (if I had a photograph of him) the more you live, the more you love!
by Maureen Dowd
President Trump was singing a space age love song when he got all chummy with Zohran Mamdani in the White House (who's that mayor - he's got it). Now I'm wishing (if I had a photograph of him) the more you live, the more you love!
by Maureen Dowd
OPINION | I don't always support Jeff Bezos's Washington Post. But the paper's firm stance against releasing the Epstein Files showed true courage.
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
OPINION | I don't always support Jeff Bezos's Washington Post. But the paper's firm stance against releasing the Epstein Files showed true courage.
Marjorie Taylor Brown wants you to forget about Marjorie Taylor Greene.
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Marjorie Taylor Brown wants you to forget about Marjorie Taylor Greene.
OPINION | Remember fellas, it isn’t gay if bubba was actually a horse.
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
OPINION | Remember fellas, it isn’t gay if bubba was actually a horse.